Bandit: DO YOUR WORST!

Me: okay...

*bandit gets decapitated*

Me: rofl

I 'accidentally' cast Unrelenting Force at a chicken wandering the streets of Winterhold. I heard several shouts of 'Hey! That was a valuable animal!' and 'Come on!' before the townspeople went crazy, guards all turned hostile and rushed forward with swords drawn ready to 'put me down' LOL

...of course I was really hoping for the chickens to band together and attack me

*hunter sees rabbit*

"I WILL DESTROY YOU!!"

The first Dragon soul I ever absorbed was while simply passing a robed npc while walking over a bridge, no dragon anywhere, not even in the water. That was a wtf moment.

The other memorable event was surviving a Draugr dungeon then almost getting killed as I exited by a falling Horker, thanks Bethesda.

A good hunter takes his job very seriously.
Mine would have to be when I saw it rain Mammoths, 3 of them shot up into the air and fell to their death, it was hilarious.

Just happened yesterday - wandering through the hills near Markarth when I saw 'something' rolling down a hill. So obviously I chased it, had to sprint and maneuver around a lot of rocks and try to grab this rolling thing (I figured it was a rock or something that I had not seen before).

Finally, after chasing this thing for what seemed like ages, I got a lucky click and managed to open it - turned out to be a decapitated head of a Vigilant of Stendarr ...

What always makes me smile is Louis stuck halfway in the cobbles outside whiterun, he looks up at me and says " good Afternoon"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOXDb-xWEQY

While I was mining some ore, this horker in the background did a huge backward somersault in the air.
Either something power attacked it or it had just discovered the missing Acrobatics skill.

When the Alik'r (?) "warriors" scream "somebody do something" when mudcrabs show up - cracks me up every time.

So I'm sneaking around this dungeon and I jump down, kill a Necromancer, and decide I'm
going to cast "Raise Dead" on her and send her into battle in the next room against 2 of her former fellow Necromancers.

So I cast it, she raises up, and is now making "Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" "Huuuuuuuuuuh" noises instead of talking anymore.

This kind of tips off the other Necromancers so they start looking around and I'm hearing "Duuuuuuuuuuuhhh" behind me from my pet Necromancer,
so I hide because the other Necromancers are coming around the corner and my pet necromancer will fight for me.

Well I turn around and she's going "Huuuuuuuuuuuu" and completely engulfed in flames and on fire because she's been standing
in the center of a campfire the entire time.

So off she runs, robes completely ablaze to fight the other Necromancers

I think its funny when you and your follower exit a cave and then your follower says, "Oh look, a cave. I wonder what's inside?" WE JUST CAME OUT OF IT!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgubmyjwato

Just an hour or so ago I went to Honningbrew Meadery to thieve it up. It was dark outside and a dragon appears. He won't land so I start moving around. I come up to the river east of the meadery and see something odd. It's a giant...odd place for a giant I thought. So I move closer and suddenly the giant takes a knee. I'm extremely curious now. I get to the river and see two mudcrabs fighting the giant. Before I can do anything the giant falls down dead. They weren't even large mudcrabs. I quickly looted the giant and backed away from his killers. Soo giant > dragon, mudcrab > giant, dragon > mudcrab, cake > pie?

I was in Solitude selling some stuff to the blacksmith when all of the sudden my camera spins around to a courier wearing NOTHING but his hat and a loin cloth.

Yesterday I was fighting an intense battle with a dragon, I'm about to put the finishing blows on the bugger and then all of a sudden I get interrupted by a dialogue window... Low and behold a fugitive has run up to me mid combat and asked me to hold a weapon for him...... Great timing buddy! Before I can jump out of the conversation, the dragon takes his opportunity finishing me off with a humiliating cheap shot.

One-shotting dragons with Mehrunes' Razor.

Chopping someone's head off and they scream 'I'll mount your head on my wall.' In denial much?

I always break out laughing whenever I do an Unrelenting Force shout on an attacking animal and they get blown away all limp

ebony mail (master, 20% sneak buff, 5 pts of poison damage per second). I killed it with the mail itself. I only had rout (i think that's what it is. it's either that or courage) and close wounds

Ahh, I have had so many yet I can't remember too many...

-I always laugh seeing rabbits running along the bottom of the water, or coming up from.
-A regular hit with my sword that sends them flying high in the air.
-NPCs standing on tables for no reason, and acting chill about it.
-When I've compleatly cleared out someone's house/store, and as im walking out the door they threaten I better not steal anything.
-Watching one troll kill a dragon.
-For some reason, ever since Oblivion I enjoy trashing peoples houses, or dropping a bunch of plates on top of a sleeping person.

WTF

Danica Purespring said this to me when I had to go beat up on her for the Companions. This was like my first quest of my very first game. Roughing up a priestess who was giving me trash talk, I was laughing so hard.

lol

Now I know why the guards wear helmets in bed. They must have heard of you.

When a bandit says "When I'm done with you, you're gonna wish you were dead!" when I attack them upfront, then I crouch and shadow warrior comes into effect, making them say "It must've just been my imagination".

....then I cut their throats