Why so clean? Real men duel with machetes at midday!
Because I am a gentleman with a sense of honour!
But, hey, your drama is overacting. Which we, as a community of cultured people, cannot accept. You must do better to be in our cultivated group of philantropists.
Good sir, I do declare, if you will not recant this poppycock accusations of my unculturedness, I'll forget to bring the tea and scones to the next meal, oh yes! THAT will show you good sir! I WILL NOT BE A MAN TO BE MESSED WITH!