I prefer the term "chesticles". And no, those aren't boobs.

She must be EDI from Mass Effect 2-3.

Or if she must be real, she has to be able to put up for my love of technology.

Funny, intelligent.

It's just personal preference. Some people find experience attractive. I find inexperience attractive, and experience to be a huge turn-off.

If I had a choice between a slightly below average looking girl who's a virgin, and a supermodel who's experienced - and both had identical brains/personalities - i'd go with the first girl, without question.

Depends... What do you have to offer?

Who, Sheldon?

If that's the weird ultra-nerd guy who appears to be the center of the show, yes. Sorry but I've watched only one episode.

There are a few I guess.

Things you do not need:

You don't need a car.
Don't need to dress 'sixy', or be like 'girls on TV'.
Don't need a job BUT if you're the type that wants a cake daddy, and I WILL be able to tell if you are, then don't bother.

Things you will have to accept about me:

I have a self sacrificing personality. Your needs come before mine and I always have a justified and understandable reason for it.
I hate the world in general. This hatred is not directed towards though who do not contribute to this hatred. Obviously the one I'm with.
I'm not into PDA, but if you want it, then so be it, but I'm not confortable doing it.
I love to give ALOT of love. I have many ways besides physical affection, to display my love.
I can be clingy - I want to be around you.
I do not like being controlled.

Things you cannot do in regards to me:
Don't try to control me.
Don't assume what I'm thinking and then act upon this assumption. This leads to misunderstandings, arguments, and possibly breakups..
The above is the number 1 thing people do and I SERIOUSLY don't like that. A million thoughts run through my mind, just ask me instead of assuming.

Yes it's him. He's the weirdest character I know of. I like him, I can draw some parallels with him (if that's a good thing I don't know ).

Required:
I have to like them (very rare)

Optional:
They have to like me (even more rare)

Required: A dogged determination to hunt me down every day for the rest of my life like Captain Ahab hunting the White Whale.

Good luck ladies.

At my age, there's no such thing.
Number one priority for me is that she's not an alcoholic and/or drug addict. A non smoker is a plus, but not required.

Overall, as long as she meets the above requirements, the only thing I care about is if she accepts me for who I am now, not what I used to be.

*Clicks on profile.....see your age is listed at 99*

Most importantly, they have to stop running away screaming when I first approach them.

See anything else?

Needs:
Must be female.
Must be alive.
Must be able to speak either English or French (preferably the former)
Must be somewhat educated.
Must be self-sufficient. Unless she's still in school. Then: must capable of living without parents.
Must not be a total [censored] and/or bum-hole.
I have to be able to look at her and not feel disgusted.

Optionals:
Plays guitar
Likes music
Likes video-games
Likes programming and other computer stuffs
Likes hockey
Likes Star Wars and/or Lord of the Rings

You are also underwater.
And you like killing bunnies all over Skyrim.

And it is genderless.

Those poor, helpless, delicious bunnies. They make a pretty good meal for a dinner date with your special someone....especially on Easter.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RMS_Titanic. I've always had a bit of fascination with this particular date.

she should be younger than me and she has to be cool, that is i find her cool


if shes not god fearing im definitely not interested


id liked her to be bi racial, she cant be the same race as me, but hey, never say never, rigght?

Who says the person has to be your age though? As long as they're at least 18, there's really nothing wrong with a 10 or even a 15 year age gap.

An 18 year old virgin...in my neighborhood?

Your rite their, sista!

Er, or something.

- I knew the person well before hand, due to the lack of pressure in putting one's best foot forward. Translation: No dating scene or blind dates.
- Reasonable amount of attraction mentally and physically. Could forego the physical part temporarily, like in the case of a long distance relationship, if effort is being made by both parties to bridge that physical gap as physical attraction is just as much a necessity as the other.
- As a follow-up on the last one, Caucasian or eastern Asian, and of course, female.
- Level-headed, pragmatic, at least with some form of intelligence, especially about the give and take of a relationship and putting out the effort to make things work out nicely

My father is 25 years older than my mother. He is the same age as my grandmother (on my mom's side).

Scottish?! Swan was from my neck of the woods! Just because we're next door to Scotland, etc.