What are your requirements for dating someone? : Othor Games

» Mon May 14, 2012 2:18 am

She has to be smart, open-minded, kind, witty and not fond of any kind of drug. Full-figured is a plus.

» Mon May 14, 2012 11:01 am

not being an idiot
i quiz them on who invented the lightbulb if she says edison
shes an idiot
it was perfected by him not made

The aliens is the right answer. That's common knowledge. :slap:

For me, she needs to be smart and of course good looking.

» Mon May 14, 2012 1:54 pm

Not part of the dating scene at the moment but if I was:

--no young children (already advlt/moved out would be ok) and doesn't want any or more children
--similar sense of humor a must.
--considerate but not politically correct
--more rational/practical than emotional/impulsive
--agnostic or atheist (nothing against the opposites, but couldn't be married to it)
--don't care about riches/fancy jobs, but do care about stability & predictability (not a constant "job hopper")
--not very tied to family strings, if that makes sense. I'm not a 'visit the families every week" sort of person. At all.

» Mon May 14, 2012 5:06 am

I will date someone if given a large sum of money to do so.

Then, after that one date, I will politely ask them to leave so I can spend my new money.

» Mon May 14, 2012 4:02 am

I will date someone if given a large sum of money to do so.

Then, after that one date, I will politely ask them to leave so I can spend my new money.

Those are called "prosttutes".

» Mon May 14, 2012 1:25 pm

Dating? As long as they're attractive and are interested then I'd date them.

» Mon May 14, 2012 4:55 am

I want someone that's reasonably attractive, reasonably intelligent, and interested in something off-kilter. It doesn't matter if that off-kilter subject is knitting, archaeology, or old victorian-era machines, but I'd like to have a conversation that's more than small-talk and me rambling. We can trade off, can't we?

» Mon May 14, 2012 12:17 pm

A pulse.

» Mon May 14, 2012 1:12 pm

Those are called "prosttutes".

If you can find one that charges a huge sum to not let you touch them, sure.

» Mon May 14, 2012 2:12 am

If you can find one that charges a huge sum to not let you touch them, sure.

This man's got a point. Not many dates end in a way that the profession of them would be needed.

» Mon May 14, 2012 11:05 am

No children. Maybe one day I'll meet someone who's absolutely amazing and I'll be able to overlook the fact that he has kids, but it's definitely a major obstacle for me.

» Mon May 14, 2012 8:52 am

Depends... What do you have to offer? :wink:

Me.

My son.

House broken, potty trained and usually well behaved in public and company, and my son as well... :biggrin:

You would never, ever have to feel threatened or in any way unsafe from anything or anyone while you were in my company.

I spit, shine, cook, clean.. what can I say, I'm a former marine.

..also part time crappy poet.

:hehe:

» Mon May 14, 2012 4:34 pm

Someone with a sense of humour....someone who either shares my interests or at least respects them....chubby blokes....no violent guys,,,,,,someone who can cook or at least doesn't mind my bad cooking... :lol:

» Mon May 14, 2012 3:46 am

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e259/EvilFish1/andytodd.jpg

» Mon May 14, 2012 11:19 am

A pulse.

Wow, snob much? You gotta lower them standards bro. :/

» Mon May 14, 2012 5:16 pm

That they would actually care to reciprocate my affection towards them. Gonna be that single old man in that creepy house down the block yelling at kids to get off his [censored] lawn.

» Mon May 14, 2012 11:17 am

Wow, snob much? You gotta lower them standards bro. :/

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0k1c7YfV81r8uqy9o2_250.jpg :sadvaultboy:

» Mon May 14, 2012 10:28 am

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e259/EvilFish1/andytodd.jpg

http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/3476/toddshaq.jpg

» Mon May 14, 2012 5:31 am

et tu, Expresate? :confused:

Right in the back there, buddy... right in between my shoulder blades... need help much thrusting the dagger of treachery deeper?

thanks. :dry:

» Mon May 14, 2012 12:47 pm

Brunette or red-head. Smart. Funny. Witty. Charming. Masochist. Submissive tendencies. It keeps getting weirder from here.

» Mon May 14, 2012 11:11 am

Brunette or red-head. Smart. Funny. Witty. Charming. Masochist. Submissive tendencies. It keeps getting weirder from here.

I swear I read tentacles instead of tendencies for a second, and then wondered 'gets weirder from there??' :blink:

time for the funky banana of froodness :banana:

» Mon May 14, 2012 2:44 pm

I swear I read tentacles instead of tendencies for a second, and then wondered 'gets weirder from there??' :blink:

time for the funky banana of froodness :banana:

You guessed my secret! Quickly, I must flee to my octo-lair!

» Mon May 14, 2012 11:07 am

I sense lulz on the horizon

» Mon May 14, 2012 7:31 am

I sense lulz on the horizon

Rumple, to a Dutch person, you have no idea what you just said. :hehe:

....and I'm never telling.

ever.

En als de rest van jullie snugger zijn doen jullie 't ook niet. :ninja:

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You guessed my secret! Quickly, I must flee to my octo-lair!

And here I'm still getting up to speed that these days 'kinky' involves using the whole damn chicken!

I remember when it was just the feather..

» Mon May 14, 2012 3:30 pm

I sense lulz on the horizon

It's already on the shore.