Come on man! Think about the SWEETROLL!!

But seriously, it's just a bit of fun. Not like real people are in question.

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=SWEETROLL+skyrim&go=&qs=n&form=QBIR&pq=sweetroll+skyrim&sc=1-16&sp=-1&sk=#view=detail&id=CBC5B2BB6B1E611AE45F8C55AEF0043591146C67&selectedIndex=2

On a separate note, apart from le killjoys ( http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=killjoy&FORM=HDRSC2#view=detail&id=DDB16AC70708A1FC8B0DCD96841A91ECCE2F9ED9&selectedIndex=4) the deaths have been very very very good. You've done me proud.

Oh yeah and one more thing. If you're against the death of pixelated characters just say so and be on your way. This thread IS about creative ways to kill people you don't like. https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/439516/Skyrim/dealornodeal.jpg

If you want to discuss the rights and wrongs of death further then.....http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V4UfAL9f74I

The Blackbriars and Silver-Bloods are not respected in their respective holds. They are extremely feared and practically control the Jarl's seat.

Also Maven has extreme ties with the Dark Brotherhood which means she is probably responsible for a lot of murders.

Morally wrong to kill them? Maybe it is, but it may not be legally wrong considering this is Skyrim.

Listen to Ungrien's dialogue next time.

Also there is Mjoll the Lioness . . .

Mjoll: "I had another run-in with the Thieves Guild." Aerin: "Be careful, Mjoll. The Thieves Guild has http://uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Maven_Black-Briar at her back. One snap of her fingers, and you could end up in http://uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Riften_Jail... or worse." Mjoll: "They represent the reason I'm here. I can't just ignore them, Aerin." Aerin:

"I know. I just don't want you to leave; you're the only good thing that's happened to this city in a long time."

Since Maven and her family are essential (except for a couple members) I will have to settle with joining both the Dark Brotherhood and the Thieves Guild just so I can screw her family over as well as screw the Silver-Blood family over. If either of them try to touch me I would have the Dark Brotherhood pay them a visit, or they might have a werewolf knocking on their doors. My wolf only kills those who are not innocent or those who can defend themselves better than the ordinary citizens.

By the way that means the city guard is on my lunch menu and that also means the Blackbriars and the Silver-Bloods would be on it too.

Also which one is better? Killing Grelod the Kind just so you can destroy the Dark Brotherhood or killing Maven Blackbriar without having to kill any other citizens of Riften?

If you do not know who Grelod the Kind is then go to the Orphanage (in fact in Skyrim if you want to adopt you need to kill her XD) and open a few doors to see what she does. Ironically you don't even get a bounty for killing her because apparently nobody (including Mjoll) gives a [censored] about Grelod.

The Last Dragonborn. I'd use Unrelenting Force and knock the LDB off something. I will then be the first and last Dragonborn.
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I already done this and I control most of Solstheim and Skyrim.

You fool, I am not dead yet, I will take Hevnoraak's mask and smash it over your head. I am pretty sure Hevnoraak would love that, in fact I would use the almighty console to put him and Valdar in the same faction as each other and make them not hostile to anything and make everything else not hostile to them and spawn them just so they can watch me do that to you. I am pretty sure that both would get a kick out of it.

Hevnoraak accepted me back into the dragon cult. I apologized for the past and Hevnoraak accepted it. I even plan to destroy Valdar for him.

He still gets quite the laugh out of me ripping his mask off of his face and smashing it over your head, he even somehow summoned Valdar's ghost just to have Valdar watch once. Even Alduin has put his attempts to kill me off just to watch me beating you senseless for some laughs of his own.

As you can see I want to kill Miraak by ripping Hevnoraak's mask off his face and smashing said mask over Miraak's head a million times.

I had a pretty long list of people I wanted to annihilate after only a week of playing the game. The province of Skyrim was part of that list, mostly as a joke.

Now? Nothing short of obliterating the entire province would satisfy me...cause the province itself is part of the list. I legitimately despise that jerk as much as it's possible to hate a fictional country.

I'm thinking a rampaging Umbra' Keth would take care of the problem adequately.

They could also literally control the Jarl's seat depending on what changes in power happen.

I traded The Rift to the Imperials during Season Unending and I was kind of surprised by that outcome. I mean, yes she's very powerful, but is that who the Imperials really want ruling their newly-gained territory?

I never new about "Drowned Sorrows" before but just did the quest today. Vex sent that woman to Hob's Fall Cave. A cave full of necromancers. maybe if she wasn't essential I would make an exception to my, "no using black soul gems" rule and send Vex to the soul cairn, she caused that woman to fall victim to necromancy, now it should be her turn.

Beat ya to it. I hate Mogrul the most out of any NPC. He acts like hes such a threat when his watch dog can be subdued in only a few hits. The way he trys to make you pay for finding someone who owed him money a job is just disgusting. Can't reach him anymore? Thats your problem, not mine. Hes just so pathetic, greedy, disgusting and i just want him dead with no peace. I soul trapped him and then used his body as a dead thrall... filth got exactly what he deserved.

On the brightside the thugs he sends after you if you don't kill him make good target practice.

I know it is one person, but I want to have 3 essential NPCs "decide" their fate.

Maven (such a popular one in this thread, I wonder why?)

Korir (hates/blames mages for the destruction of Winterhold, but does nothing to rebuild the once legendary city)

Reburrus Quintilius (dude is an Imperial, not a Nord, plus he is more of a pompous ass than the Thalmor, imo)

Now why 3? Well let's take a stroll to the Shivering Isles into the dungeon, Xedilian, and see how much they value their lives. If they resist temptation, then I will let them live. If not, well the dungeon takes care of them.

Now for non-essential NPCs, Mogrul is the one I despise more than even Thonar, Astrid, and Ancano. Like the one poster mentions, he acts all big and tough and thinks he is the best since slice bread, but I enjoy sending a dual-casting a fury spell at him (while sneaking) and let the town of Raven Rock take care of him. Poetic justice at its finest, imo, always brings me a smile every time.

Delphine by the slowest and most painful way possible as I continually disrespect her the whole time

In addition to Mogrul i would also do the same to Skald the Elder. Instead of doing the world a favor as in the case with Mogrul killing Skald and taking his soul would just be fun. That ignorant old [censored] talking fool deserves no peace in this life or the next. Same goes for that Law-Giver scumbag... talking about leaving the city if it falls.. the people and soldier should burn but she should get away... pathetic.

Defo Maven, she has ties with both Dark Brotherhood and Thieves guild and rules Riften even when the Stormcloaks are in control, Laila is just a figurehead for Maven and Laila is oblivious to the fact that she is being used. If you even tried to prove that Maven was corrupt Maven could use her influence to get rid of the evidence and she would be able to do so very easily. If she wants you dead you will probably die and if you even sneeze when she does not want you to you will probably be dead by the next morning. That Bosmer bartender in Blackbriar meadry was the fourth one that month and the other three were in the lake because they apparently said something wrong about the meadry or the Blackbriar family.

Funnybunny stated that we could try to go to the higher power in Riften but Maven is that higher power. Funnybunny also stated that Maven was respected . . . Yeah . . . No she is not respected, she is probably feared by more than just Riften, it is completely possible that a good portion of the Empire including the Elder Council fears Maven. Maven respected? That is true if you consider fear to be a form of respect.

Maven isn't exactly and hearts and love, but who else do you see ruling Riften? I can't think of anybody. She was in power the whole time. The title of Jarl was just a formality.

Exactly, she probably makes a good portion of the other Jarls fear her enough to not mess with her and Funnybunny wonders why people hate Maven, perhaps he should go to Riften and listen to what the people there say about her.

I'm sorry but Maven = Empty threats. The Dark Brotherhood doesn't even answer her as evident when you find the note to Astrid in her basemant as well as the fact you never do anything for her in the DB questline. The thieves guild is in shambles and would take a Demi-god to finally bring it back. Her connections with the Thalmor are limited given the fact that the Thalmor also know that she has connections with the Empire and the fact that she is a Nord. Vice versa with the Empire.

Only the Silver-bloods seem to actually demonstrate their power judging by the fact that Thonar had you locked up pretty easily and the fact they own half of Skyrim's source of wealth.

Where does it say they own half of the wealth in Skyrim? From one of the uesp pages, they own half of the Reach.

My prison. The source of half the silver in Skyrim.- Thonar

Interesting, but that doesn't always mean wealth (could be).

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Thonar_Silver-Blood

Read around the section "City of Stone".

Skyrim isn't exactly a wealthy province to begin with

The city of stone part was said by Thongvar. Thonar is the one who acutally owns the wealth and made my aforementioned statement.

Mogrul- I will thrall him then order him to perform a leap of faith from the Monahven(Throat of the world)