Except someone stole your Sweet Roll. http://i.qkme.me/35gsde.jpg

I'll bring up Grelod the Kind, who of course dies (or could die) by the hand of the Dark Brotherhood anyway. Strange that the bard at the Windpeak Inn isn't a target of the Dark Brotherhood...

I'm not going to go into this "sadistic death" stuff, though.

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Oh dear lord Hevnoraak, that was genius.

Ello darh! I'm Karliyah! I sound witty! I like kissing de asses of Daedra! Oi!

honestly I don't spend alot of time in Whiterun, everytime Im there I keep thinking im in Edoras...

You are a liar. There is no you you didn't wish for example Olfrid Battle-Born to be [censored] by Molag Bal after which you will tie him somewhere outside to die and turn to ash slowly when the sun comes up in the morning.

Especially after he follows you into Breezehome uninvited just to tell you his name and that he is the patron the great clan Battle-Born.

This is just one example.There are a few people in each city that are insuferable to every player i think.Unless you DO go to the Cloud District very often.

Because she, and everyone involved in that quest, are the proud earners of the http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=14422 (Spoilers throughout!)

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About What?...

DoVahKiin "Could I talk with you on the balcony Elenwen?"

Elenwen *Looks at the DoVahKiin suspiciously for a moment.* "I suppose it couldn't hurt, you did make Tullius and Elisef happy I suppose." Follows the LDB outside.

DoVahKiin "Thank you for coming to the peace talks, how are things going at the Embassy?" *Moves away from the railing as she glances out across the mountain.*

Elenwen. "Well someone tore up the place as I think you know. But we are managing quite well thank you." *Glares at the DoVahKiin* "Your armor doesn't disguise you very well."

DoVahKiin *Smiles then laughs* "I'm glad you recognized me. Fus Ro Dah!"

Rushes to the rail as Elenwen is blown clear and falls screaming down the mountainside to splat against several ledges of snowy boulders on the way down.

*Turns as people start rushing to the balcony*

"I'm glad you heard me shout for you, I warned her about that icy patch!"

I am not lying.
Just because I personally don't like a character does not mean they deserve death. I actually go out of my way to save every citizen of Skyrim during Dragon or Vampire attacks.. yes even Characters like Olfrid, Nazeem, etc..

Maven? The Silver-Blood family? The Blackbriar family as a whole?

Note: One throws you into prison for trying to expose their corruption and basically with hopes that you will be killed by the Forsworn that are in there and the other has ties to both the Dark Brotherhood and Thieves guild, you want to do the math there?

There is no way you could have been around either of those two without wishing them dead, and for good reason.

I was playing Oblivion today... I found myself in Leyawiin, and I swear to Namira's left butt-cheek, I thought of your character from that episode... and then the same ambient music started playing...

Sums up my thoughts rather well.

Not her fault she has an accent, blame her voice actor for that one, but seriously, how could that one guy who said he does not wish someone dead not want blackbriars or silver-bloods dead?

As for Maven Blackbriar . . .

Maven: I have contacts with the Dark Brotherhood so the next time you ask a stupid question you might as well remember it and I also have ties with the Thieves guild

Me: Yeah about that . . .

*stabs Maven Blackbriar, burns her, rips Hevnoraak's mask off of his face, and smashes the mask over Maven's head*

Me: I am the leader of the Dark Brotherhood and Thieves Guild, maybe you should remember that before saying something stupid.

Hmm, Namira does have a nice booty...

I'll take your word for it.

Well, I personally wouldn't want the silverbloods dead because their support for the SCs is important given their power...and I'd imagine the same could be said for the Imperials in relation to Black-Briar, but if it weren't for those two things, yea. I'd skip rope with both their entrails. Not sure how anyone could tolerate them. Although Maven is a bit of a cougar (lol)

She's got attitude.

Just because someone commits crimes does not mean they deserve death.

A person must repent, and seek to either pay, or make up for their actions..

Death is an escape from that..

"we must continue to carry our past sins, and make up for them, as long as we shall live"


a person must either make up for the wrongful actions they have committed, or pay a price.
Death, is an escape from either. Death, is the cowards way out.



So yes, I even save the Blackbriars and Silver-bloods

You ass, you are doing Skyrim an injustice by keeping Maven and that one guy alive.

This is Skyrim. We give death to cowards who deserve it. Letting them live to make up for sins or pay a price (which could be death btw)? Ain't nobody got time fo dat!

no, murdering Citizens is not justice...

Justice is someone atoning for their sins..

See, this is the reason Canada (and most Commonwealth nations) do not have the death penalty. Killing someone who has done something wrong is not "justice", if anything it helps them, as they just escaped from having to atone for what they have done.

Indeed, and Maven really needs to be killed as she has ties with the friggin Dark Brotherhood and then there is that one guy who is in Markarth who basically wants you dead and throws you in prison for no reason and extorts and possibly murders others too also it would not be murder if you killed Maven, nor would it be murder if you went and killed every member of the Dark Brotherhood and Thieves Guild, Skyrim would be better without Maven. It would not be murder to kill the silver-bloods for basically trying to kill you since it is technically self defense and this is Skyrim, what is this Canada you speak of?

who cares about justice .i would kill them for sport.Sithis wills it.

too bad Maven is an essential npc.

do you know the proper definition of murder?

Law. the killing of another human being under conditions specifically covered in law. In the U.S., special statutory definitions include murder committed with malice aforethought, characterized by deliberation or premeditation or occurring during the commission of another serious crime, as robbery or arson (first-degree murder) and murder by intent but without deliberation or premeditation (second-degree murder)

so yes, it is murder

I'm with the Humorous Rabbit here, I go as far as refusing to kill any Non-Hostile animals in the game, to even Glitching in order to save someone.

"S'rendarr gives me Mercy, and Mara gives me the Love to lead them to righteousness!"

I'm sure the Thalmor appreciate you're sentiments