1. Kill moves that happen randomly for no reason.
2. Short dialogues.
3. Lack of dialogue options.
4. Boring characters. (My entire dialogue is one line. Nice to meet you.)
5. Randomized loot. (You found a diamond in this dungeon? Too bad, it's not here on your new character.)
5. Leveled items. (You found that unique weapon at level 3? Too bad, you get the 5 damage version!)
6. Leveled actors. (Oh, you're level 30? Well this draugr leveled up too and changed his name.)
7. All vendors sell the same items.
8. All vendors have the same amount of gold.
9. Stupid item names. (How many copies of "Ring of health" have you found?)
10. Lack of variety in architecture.
11. Stupid/annoying greetings (Arrow to the knee...)
12. Dialogue options lead to the same response: (I hate you, NPC! / I love you, NPC! - Response to both: Prepare to die!)
13. Characters not reacting to your achievements.
14. Abundant fetch quests or otherwise stupid quest objectives.
15. I can kill a dragon at level 1.
16. ...but I can't kill a bear at level 10.
17. A 2kg cart (Yes, it's new "lightweightwood") killed me when I bumped into it.
18. Can't rotate items that are picked up physically.
19. Underdeveloped/boring lore. (Canaan founded this faction. That's all we know about her even though it's our own faction.)
20. Stupid characters. (Ever heard of those cats? I think they call themselves khajiit.)
21. Bad voice acting. (I speak in a fake accent but my neighbor doesn't even though we're from the same place.)
22. Gimmicky features that serve no purpose:
23. "I'll show you to your room" (Takes 20 minutes to walk there and you've slept already.)
24. You don't have to dual-cast, but your spells will svck if you don't.
25. You don't have to dual-wield, but one-handed weapons will svck if you don't.
26. You can chop wood even though it's useless.
27. You can operate a sawmill even though it's useless.
28. You can set people on fire with a torch but it does almost no damage.
29. Hi I'm a bard! I know a grand total of 5 songs that are each 2 minutes long!
23. You can't enter this dungeon, it needs a key to unlock. We hope you don't notice that it's for a quest!
24. You can't use your weapon underwater.
25. I'm a level 30 warrior with a lockpick skill of 80.
26. I'm a nord and I can carry the same amount as a wood elf.
27. I invaded the Thalmor embassy and they don't care at all.
28. You're in combat? Well, your magicka/health/stamina regenerate slower for no reason (or because we were too lazy to balance the game)
29. There's a dragon who lived on top of a mountain for 3000+ years and nobody has EVER noticed.
30. You can shout certain words and amazing stuff happens. We never figured out why, but you have to shout, not just speak.
31. I have a GPS telling me where I'm supposed to go, isn't that cool?
32. I have a global teleportation system taking me wherever I want instantly, but only places I've been already. Have to place a receiver at each of them and hope that nobody steals it.
33. Instead of using a map, I just turn into God for a moment and look down on the entire province.
34. I don't write directions in my Journal anymore because my GPS tells me where to go.
35. Nobody gives me directions anymore because they notice my GPS.
36. I became the Arch-mage after completing 5 simple tasks, and then counting to 10.
37. The blades want to kill the dragons because they're the sworn protectors of the emperor and those dragons are a direct threat to the emperor. No problem letting the dark brotherhood live, though.
38. Armor and weapons can be sharpened/improved, but they can never break. Isn't that cheating?
39. I'm level 20 and I just created more powerful weapons and armor than any daedric artifact the world has ever known.
40. There are a total of 5 illusion spells known to humans.
41. These spells have become objective objects of the world, and the knowledge to create new spells has been lost in the last 200 years.
42. But the knowledge to enchant items with a wide variety of magic has not been lost.
43. In fact, I know some enchantments that will give me access to unlimited magicka. I will rule the world!
44. Jarl, I'm roleplaying with the dark brotherhood and I hate you. Prepare to die in your sleep! Oh... you can't die because you're essential to some quest that I haven't started yet. Thanks for the spoiler.
45. There's an empty house in every city just waiting for the Dragonborn to buy.
46. There are no empty houses anywhere else in the entire world.
47. Skyrim's capital houses a grand total of 20 citizens, and over 30 guards.
48. When you apply to be a guard, your name is magically erased from existence, and you take an arrow to the knee.
49. When you apply to be a bandit, yuor name is magically erased from existence.
50. There are a total of about 8 tree models for the whole game world.
51. There are only 2 rock/mountain textures for 99% of the rocks and mountains in the game world.
52. The contrast of the screen is forced to 140% whether you like it or not, and you must always wear tinted sunglasses Say goodbye to your accurate color monitor and precise display calibration.
53. Horses in Skyrim are magical creatures that cause you to hallucinate that you're floating behind your body.
54. The nords hate magic, but there are enchanted items EVERYWHERE.
55. Children can't die.
56. Children have no personalities. (Although this isn't completely unrealistic)
57. The reason there's nobody in Skyrim's prisons (other than cidhna mine) is because they're a joke to break out of.
58. Locked into combat moves until their animation is finished.
59. Scrolls that take 5 seconds to cast are useless because something will definitely interrupt you before you can cast it.
50. For some reason, there are exactly 6 weapon designs and 5 armor piece designs in Skyrim. However, each of these can be made identically out of every known material.
51. The interface is bad
52. Can't see how inventory items look before hovering over them.
53. Containers have no weight limit.
54. Sorting of inventory is very limited
55. Can't see item statistics before hovering over them.
56. Favorites menu is bugged if trying to dual-wield anything.
57. Favorites menu has no sorting.
58. Interface artistic style is simply boring.
59. Every ruin and every cave coincidentally only has one path to choose from every room.
60. Every ruin and every cave coincidentally has a 5 foot tunnel leading to the exit from what would seem to be the deepest chamber.
61. It's obvious that the best way to store valuabes is in a chest designed specially for valuables - Even giants use them. It tricks the thieves into thinking they're somewhere else.
62. Every ruin and every cave coincidentally has one of these chests in the deepest chamber.
63. I want to stop talking to you, Mr. NPC, but even though I said I want to walk away I'm locked in position staring at your face and am at your mercy until you feel ready to stop talking!
64. Yes, I've already heard what you said before. You don't have to make me wait 3 seconds to skip to your next boring statement...
65. Spoilers in the loading screens. Awesome!
66.
...Someone finish the list for me because I'm too sleepy.




