» Thu May 19, 2011 8:15 am
I'm looking forward mostly to the dark humor.
Hope to hear more household appliance quotes.
I got one - An Atomic Eggtimer.
It asks you when you want the turkey to be done.
One of your answers: "Soon?"
Eggtimer - "Soon? SOON? Soon is not soon enough!!!!!!! AAAARGGGGG!!!!"
It explodes creating a massive explosion. If you survive you can open the oven to receive your burnt turkey.