Elderscrolls V Skyrim wtf were is Elderscrolls in here

Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:22 pm

first and foremost let me say i started playing the Elderscrolls games with Morrowind and from then on played Oblivion. then Skyrim comes out(i will not refer to it as Elder Scrolls) and of course i was anticipating the release. i finally get the time to play Skyrim and right from the BEGINNING of the game i was like wtf this does not feel like Elderscrolls. i got hooked on Elderscrolls for 1 the fact that you can make your character UNIQUE. they let you pick your stats (by the way wtf happend to the stats for Skyrim??) and ur starting skills and abilities(again wtf happend to that in Skyrim???) and that made me feel like i was putting part of myself into my person. ok now brings me to another thing why oh why are ur skills and abilities in a constellation of stars and ur mixing them together wtf!? ok now there is one thing i did like witch made it nicer was the perks and the tree that helps support for the most part that tree talent. now the pick pocketing tree WTF is with the extra pockets in here like wtf does it have to do with stealing from somebody are you implying that if i have extra pockets i can pick pockets better like wtf? oh one other thing WERE OH WERE DID HAND TO HAND COMBAT COME IN HERE!!!!!!!!???????????? oh yeah it appears 1 time i repeat 1 time and what talent tree is it under you may wonder....wow that rhymed lol.......its in(drum roll please.......)....hello?........oh yeah its in the HEAVY F-ING ARMOR TREE!!!!! yea the heavy armor tree wtf does heavy armor have to do with me punching some things face in and its not like if im using hand to hand it gets xp in the heavy armor class and if it did then you would have completely lost me as if im not already with all these well i dont know how any of them go together so yea im confused on what you were smoking or drinking when u put it together but anyways share with us cause it definitely f-ed u up badly in ur judgement of what makes complete sense and what u picked out of a hat or something. ok back on topic here. Barter, when do u get to barter? i figured like normal(by now i should expect flying pigs or something) that when you go to the shops you can barter and haggle for better prices and selling. well i was wrong(dont act shocked) but nope no bartering or haggling but yet i have the skill tree for it what am i supposed to do talk to the shop keep for xp in the tree????? now i have not beat this strange game made by Bethesda and put Elder Scrolls in the name but what ever. i just killed the second dragon and from my knowledge in the game they have been dead for about 200 years and havent been seen for around 200 years(gotta point that out not SEEN for 200 years) now we got a person or dragon whatever they made it out to be cuz im not that far yet(trying to force myself just for the story at this point)but anyways im hearing things about finding dragons randomly. ok now im not an expert at this but if dragons are now legends then were the hell did they all come from for me to be finding them randomly when so far there is 1 thing bringing them back to life and there is a map of the burial grounds and there seems to be a pattern. now im no sherlock holmes but im pretty sure the dragons have not had time to get intimate with one another and have a family and there family have a family and so forth. so were do the random just appearing out of thin air dragons come from??(i dont mind spoilers at this point)ok sorry gonna back track here a moment. ur character starts out with 300 pounds( or whatever its scale is considered but so dont matter to me anyways)and u get 1 skill(in pick pocketing none the less) extra pockets that lets you carry 100 more. ok i pick up a lot of items cuz im used to making potions and what nots but i pick up a quill and it weighs .5!!! ok im no expert (yes again not an expert) but if 1 quill weighs .5 then how f-ing heavy would the bird be? thats like how many quills on them? yea thats a lot just in quills and thats not including its fat and muscle and skin etc etc etc. i was over weight all the time and i really only keep potions and my gear on me i dont pick things up that i dont use very often. now at this time i dont recall anything and if i do i will be sure to post. oh and im sorry for all the wtfs in this post but seriously wtf happend to the s*@$ that made Elder Scrolls unique?
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:49 pm

You should put spaces between you paragraphs and use capital letters at the beginning of new sentences.
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:23 am

You should put spaces between you paragraphs and use capital letters at the beginning of new sentences.

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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:52 pm

first and foremost let me say i started playing the Elderscrolls games with Morrowind and from then on played Oblivion. then Skyrim comes out(i will not refer to it as Elder Scrolls) and of course i was anticipating the release. i finally get the time to play Skyrim and right from the BEGINNING of the game i was like wtf this does not feel like Elderscrolls. i got hooked on Elderscrolls for 1 the fact that you can make your character UNIQUE. they let you pick your stats (by the way wtf happend to the stats for Skyrim??) and ur starting skills and abilities(again wtf happend to that in Skyrim???) and that made me feel like i was putting part of myself into my person. ok now brings me to another thing why oh why are ur skills and abilities in a constellation of stars and ur mixing them together wtf!? ok now there is one thing i did like witch made it nicer was the perks and the tree that helps support for the most part that tree talent. now the pick pocketing tree WTF is with the extra pockets in here like wtf does it have to do with stealing from somebody are you implying that if i have extra pockets i can pick pockets better like wtf? oh one other thing WERE OH WERE DID HAND TO HAND COMBAT COME IN HERE!!!!!!!!???????????? oh yeah it appears 1 time i repeat 1 time and what talent tree is it under you may wonder....wow that rhymed lol.......its in(drum roll please.......)....hello?........oh yeah its in the HEAVY F-ING ARMOR TREE!!!!! yea the heavy armor tree wtf does heavy armor have to do with me punching some things face in and its not like if im using hand to hand it gets xp in the heavy armor class and if it did then you would have completely lost me as if im not already with all these well i dont know how any of them go together so yea im confused on what you were smoking or drinking when u put it together but anyways share with us cause it definitely f-ed u up badly in ur judgement of what makes complete sense and what u picked out of a hat or something. ok back on topic here. Barter, when do u get to barter? i figured like normal(by now i should expect flying pigs or something) that when you go to the shops you can barter and haggle for better prices and selling. well i was wrong(dont act shocked) but nope no bartering or haggling but yet i have the skill tree for it what am i supposed to do talk to the shop keep for xp in the tree????? now i have not beat this strange game made by Bethesda and put Elder Scrolls in the name but what ever. i just killed the second dragon and from my knowledge in the game they have been dead for about 200 years and havent been seen for around 200 years(gotta point that out not SEEN for 200 years) now we got a person or dragon whatever they made it out to be cuz im not that far yet(trying to force myself just for the story at this point)but anyways im hearing things about finding dragons randomly. ok now im not an expert at this but if dragons are now legends then were the hell did they all come from for me to be finding them randomly when so far there is 1 thing bringing them back to life and there is a map of the burial grounds and there seems to be a pattern. now im no sherlock holmes but im pretty sure the dragons have not had time to get intimate with one another and have a family and there family have a family and so forth. so were do the random just appearing out of thin air dragons come from??(i dont mind spoilers at this point)ok sorry gonna back track here a moment. ur character starts out with 300 pounds( or whatever its scale is considered but so dont matter to me anyways)and u get 1 skill(in pick pocketing none the less) extra pockets that lets you carry 100 more. ok i pick up a lot of items cuz im used to making potions and what nots but i pick up a quill and it weighs .5!!! ok im no expert (yes again not an expert) but if 1 quill weighs .5 then how f-ing heavy would the bird be? thats like how many quills on them? yea thats a lot just in quills and thats not including its fat and muscle and skin etc etc etc. i was over weight all the time and i really only keep potions and my gear on me i dont pick things up that i dont use very often. now at this time i dont recall anything and if i do i will be sure to post. oh and im sorry for all the wtfs in this post but seriously wtf happend to the s*@$ that made Elder Scrolls unique?


I'm with you on this wtf happened to elder scrolls?
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:02 am

Wall of text cast blind on you!
Wall of text crits you for 5000 damage!

You are dead.

Wall of text is looting items from your corpse.

Press [N] to start a new character.
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:33 pm

ok i will take that into consideration when i post such a long list of the things that irritate me with Skyrim. and ace im not sure were Elder Scrolls went but it obviously was not in Skyrim.
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:48 am

Wall of text cast blind on you!
Wall of text crits you for 5000 damage!

You are dead.

Wall of text is looting items from your corpse.

Press [N] to start a new character.


(N)
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:19 pm

Wall of text cast blind on you!
Wall of text crits you for 5000 damage!

You are dead.

Wall of text is looting items from your corpse.

Press [N] to start a new character.


(n) not like I'll get a different character anyways. :(
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:25 pm

(n) not like I'll get a different character anyways. :(

i know its like they just made them look different then every thing else was like if they had the same personality of something. all the skill/ablility trees were the same as when u started last time
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:42 pm

i know its like they just made them look different then every thing else was like if they had the same personality of something. all the skill/ablility trees were the same as when u started last time

Right it's like they through character creation out the window and downgraded it.
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:29 pm

You should put spaces between you paragraphs and use capital letters at the beginning of new sentences.
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:33 pm

+2

again for if u didn't read i will make sure i make it easier to read i apologize for the inconvenience.
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:48 pm

+1

No lie... OH yeah crap.. almost forgot

China called... they want their wall back! :D

EDIT: This game feels more like Elder Scrolls then Fallout does. Are you joking? I can't take this dude seriously he must be trolling..
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:36 am

Just... wow.

I have lost all faith in the ability of this forum to write, reason or troll correctly... and I haven't even been here a month.

Oh noes! Skyrim is not Oblivion or Morrowind or Daggerfall!

How DARE they not make the same exact game unto eternity!

/end sarcasm

(insert text block flaming typo rant here)
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:52 am

No lie... OH yeah crap.. almost forgot you got a call man:

China called...

EDIT: This game feels more like Elder Scrolls then Fallout does. Are you joking? I can't take this dude seriously he must be trolling..


the only thing about Skyrim that is even related to elder scrolls is the story.
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:59 am

Just... wow.

I have lost all faith in the ability of this forum to write, reason or troll correctly... and I haven't even been here a month.

Oh noes! Skyrim is not Oblivion or Morrowind or Daggerfall!

How DARE they not make the same exact game unto eternity!

/end sarcasm

(insert text block flaming typo rant here)

yea there was some things about Skyrim that were enjoyable like if you did read i did enjoy the skill trees even though i need more pockets to pick pocket someone like that makes sense buy thats fine for tards like you i guess that dont understand reality or what not but ur entitled to your opinion just like me but if you get your jollies telling other people there opinion of what they like in there games is wrong then enjoy your day good sir.
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:01 pm

Yes, they changed a lot. If you liked Elder Scrolls before because of one of the features they removed (or maybe several of them), you are pretty much screwed. Unless you want to wait for mods.
People will tell you "hey it's still an Elder Scrolls game because of this or that", but that's nonsense in my opinion. TES is different to everybody, and if my TES experience revolved around jumping from rooftop to rooftop, than that's what it is to me.
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:15 pm

Skyrim feels like a pretty good Elder Scrolls game to me. The best so far. With Morrowind on a decent second place.
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:49 pm

Skyrim feels like a pretty good Elder Scrolls game to me. The best so far. With Morrowind on a decent second place.

wow so u tottaly did not like making ur character unique? do u have a soul sir? so ur implying if i give u the same character every time u play then u will replay the game sir? whats the point u know the story its the same everytime with every new character u make....why not just watch a movie of it? wow ur soul is plain u must like tofu the bland food just like this bland game u call the best wtf sir i respect ur opinion but id have to say call of duty is better and its the same thing every time!
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:33 am

yea there was some things about Skyrim that were enjoyable like if you did read i did enjoy the skill trees even though i need more pockets to pick pocket someone like that makes sense buy thats fine for tards like you i guess that dont understand reality or what not but ur entitled to your opinion just like me but if you get your jollies telling other people there opinion of what they like in there games is wrong then enjoy your day good sir.

The only tard in this thread is you. Pay closer attention to your run on sentences and grammar next time.

Also, "ur" is not a word unless you're German. The correct word would be "your or you're".
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:59 pm

wow so u tottaly did not like making ur character unique? do u have a soul sir? so ur implying if i give u the same character every time u play then u will replay the game sir? whats the point u know the story its the same everytime with every new character u make....why not just watch a movie of it? wow ur soul is plain u must like tofu the bland food just like this bland game u call the best wtf sir i respect ur opinion but id have to say call of duty is better and its the same thing every time!

Might as well.
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:12 pm

wow so u tottaly did not like making ur character unique? do u have a soul sir? so ur implying if i give u the same character every time u play then u will replay the game sir? whats the point u know the story its the same everytime with every new character u make....why not just watch a movie of it? wow ur soul is plain u must like tofu the bland food just like this bland game u call the best wtf sir i respect ur opinion but id have to say call of duty is better and its the same thing every time!

Your arguments are invalid until you at least try to write properly. No one demands or expects perfection, but damn reading the above just hurt my brain.
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:10 pm

Oh...my... god... it burnssss! *isblindforever* :eek:
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:55 pm

Wow,


So this is where that wall from Berlin went
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Post » Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:49 pm

The only tard in this thread is you. Pay closer attention to your run on sentences and grammer next time.

Also, "ur" is not a word unless you're German. The correct word would be "your or you're".


are you a english teacher? do i attend ur english class? i dont think so sir.
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