Favorite Random One Liner from NPC? : V

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:26 am

Has to be this one I just heard raising my alteration in Riften @ the market.

"Make love like a Sabre Cat" - Brynjolf

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:37 pm

"What are you in for?"

Borkul the Beast: "Banditry, robbery, murder, theft . And Lollygagging."

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:45 pm

lol word.

I just found a spell called Ebonyflesh, never heard of it before...this game rules.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:49 am

Not exactly a one-liner: "Mead, mead, mead. ...kill 'em to get some beer every now and then? Stupid bees and their stupid honey."

That Borkol one is funny as hell, too. :tongue:

...and, of course, I like the "...arrow in the knee." one. :lol:

Edited for usage.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:29 pm

DO YOU GET TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT VERY OFTEN? OH, WHAT AM I SAYING, OF COURSE YOU DON'T.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:22 am

If you dismiss Marcurio as a follower, then return to the Bee and Barb, he says "Well, look what the horker dragged in! Still wandering all over Skyrim and causing trouble?"

If you initiate the dialogue to hire him again, he says, "I knew you couldn't stay away. Admit it, you were lost without me!"

Dude is awesome.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:33 pm

Looking for my husband, Nazeem? Check the Jarl's backside. That's where he usually stuffs himself. - Alham in Whiterun

And Adrinne Avenicci when she saw my character outside in her underwear exclaimed, "Put on some clothes, you damn fool!"

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:31 pm

And Adrinne Avenicci when she saw my character outside in her underwear exclaimed, "Put on some clothes, you damn fool!" :biggrin:

I'm gonna' have to try that.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:12 am

"Is that FUR, coming out of your EARS?"

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:39 pm

Not exactly a one liner, but...

Paarthurnax- "Do you know why I have chosen to live on this mountain?"
Me- "Because dragons like mountains?
Paarthurnax- "Hmmm. This is true."

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:43 pm

''When life gives you lemons, go kill a clown'', credit to Festus Krex for one of the best one-liners in the game.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:54 pm

And Adrinne Avenicci when she saw my character outside in her underwear exclaimed, "Put on some clothes, you damn fool!" :biggrin:

The Fletcher guy is even better. "Please put some clothes on. You are making me... unseasonably warm..."

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:36 pm

Proventus Avenicci's best insult ever: "Why you puffed-up ignorant!"

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:26 pm

(maybe not exact, sorry)

My body is a weapon, just unsheathe me.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:54 pm

You gotta love Cicero for these.

"Just... Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab! And then, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab!"

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:58 am

"Death is highly overrated!" from various bandits/forsworn as you kill them.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:53 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fnp91gg1j0&feature=related

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:59 pm

When the Balgruuf's Dark Elf Housecarl is giving you and the guards a pep talk before going out to face the first dragon one of the guards whispers to you -

"We're so dead". :lol:

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:20 pm

''When life gives you lemons, go kill a clown'', credit to Festus Krex for one of the best one-liners in the game.

I've wondered, isn't that also a bit of a reference to Portal 2? There's a quote in it that goes "when life gives you melons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back!" or something. Said by an awful cool dude too. :biggrin:

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:49 pm

Said by an awful cool dude too. :biggrin:

Cave Johnson (JK Simmons):"...we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks."

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:03 pm

When the Balgruuf's Dark Elf Housecarl is giving you and the guards a pep talk before going out to face the first dragon one of the guards whispers to you -

"We're so dead". :lol:

Oh my god, yes! How could I forget about that one? That is my all-time favorite!

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:33 pm

I like anything from Dirge:

"I don't care if you're best buddies with the Guild Master, I'll still smash in your skull if you try anything."

Or, a random hostile Orc Hunter:

"I'll tell you what...you start running, so I can stab you in the back."

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:30 am

Festus Krex: I go up to my target, introduce myself...then burn off their face and run like hell. Not exact but something along those lines.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:13 pm

"Who did you have to kill to get that blade?" - Guard comment on Mehrune's Razor

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:51 am

"Fortune and glory, friend. Fortune and glory." -Athis when asked why he joined the companions