Favorite Random One Liner from NPC? : V - Skyrim

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:59 pm

I am sworn to carry your burdens
I am sworn to carry your burdens
I am sworn to carry your burdens
I am sworn to carry your burdens

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:39 pm

Brynjolf's potion sells man lines are good. Also Ohdaving's scream when Farendar(or whatever he's called) tries to run experiments on his backside!

Ah yes of course, I cracked up at that bit! "What are you doing, you stupid human! Get off!" Poor proud Odahviing... he's going to need therapy for years to get over his capture. I also love the wizard's lisp, I find myself having entire unnecessary conversations with him.

It's also funny when you use your Thu'um in the middle of a city and the guards go; "Could you not do that... that... shouting?!" And you get the option to answer; "Too bad, there's more where that came from!" Naughty Dragonborn.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:18 pm

I wish I could remember what was said when my finger slipped and I used Unrelenting Force in the Thieve's Guild Cistern. It was along the lines of "If I could do that I could blow anyone away...."

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:05 pm

"What's she doing? Looking for the ruby in the refuse? GET A JOB!" (that's from the farmer at Chillfurrow farm or what's its name)

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:34 am

Last words of a random bandit, who I just killed with a sprint attack: "What's the rush?"

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:16 pm

my favourite one liner was from M'aiq, one time he said "m'aiq does not think the dragons were gone, m'aiq thinks they were here all the time, just invisible...and very quiet!" LOL

also, one time my husband's charachter was doing a DB quest and he was in the bedroom at the back of the drunken huntsamn in whiterun sneaking around, when vignar grey-mane walks in casual as you like and says to him "your not fooling anyone sonny!" that one really cracked me up.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:28 pm

*Me getting killed*
Bandit: PICK UP YOUR TRASH!
*reloads save*

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:15 pm

What was that song that orc was singing before I backstabbed him that ended with "....and someone had to die." Anyone know the full song?

When everything went to hell in a handbasket in Markarth in the first play and I killed all the guards between 2 am and 6 am, as the streets got busy again and people came out and had to step over all the corpses.... "Someone should really clean up this mess before someone gets hurt." "Oh my, this is awful." "Great. Now who's going to buy my swords?" And Sonja the first waltzes out of town and kills the remaining Reach guards and fast travels back to Riften with a 35000 bounty in the Reach.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:06 pm

Running around in some backwoods while working on the Dark Brotherhood quests, I run past a guard and hear a whisper :

"Psst, I know who you are. Hail Sithis"

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:53 pm

What was that song that orc was singing before I backstabbed him that ended with "....and someone had to die." Anyone know the full song?

As best as I can tell:
With three beers down,
the Orcs did frown,
and bid the Elf goodbye.
What (or but) none could know,
was not to show,
and someone had to die.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:34 pm

Random Guard: "So you can cast a few spells, Am I supposed to be impressed?"

I always want shout his a-- across town. YES you are supposed to be impressed!!!

I also like,

Random Guard (with Schwarzenegger Accent): "I was thinking..... maybe I'm the dragon born, and I just don't know it yet"

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:21 pm

one of my characters , my female Nord warrior is wearing a full set of ancient nord armour and sometimes some of the gurds when you pass them will comment something along these lines

aaarrggh that armour smell s of death ..you been grave robbing

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:29 pm

I passed Ondolmar (in Markarth palace) while I had Dead Thralls with me. He commented "Walking around like that is what gives magic a bad name. Shame on you!" I thought that was funny, especially coming from a Thalmor.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:34 pm

aaarrggh that armour smell s of death ..you been grave robbing

Nice. Ebony is the only armor I've gotten comments on (other than the generic "Lightly armored..." ones on my chick). I'm really surprised that people in Markarth don't comment on my chick's Forsworn armor when I rarely wear it in town.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:39 am

I like it when the guards say "Let me guess.... Someone stole your sweet roll?" xD i laugh soo hard when they say that!

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:09 pm

My character has been rolling with Jenassa. They're sneaking deep in a draugr dungeon and she makes the comment "What you lack in wisdom, you make up for in courage." I had to laugh - is that another way of saying my character is stupid! :blink:

Another favorite is Elrindir's comment at the Drunken Huntsman when my character stops in to buy and sell. He says something like "It's nice to see a sister Bosmer." Nice to have a positive racial recognition.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:53 pm

Another favorite is Elrindir's comment at the Drunken Huntsman when my character stops in to buy and sell. He says something like "It's nice to see a sister Bosmer." Nice to have a positive racial recognition.

He seems to have a response for every race. He always says "Greetings my Khajiit friend" to me. Which is a bit of strange, since khajiit and bosmer should get along like dunmer and argonians :teehee:

Well, he is a salesman :hehe:

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:56 pm

"....maybe I'm Dragonborn. I just don't know it yet!" Not my favorite, but its kinda funny.
Can't think of my favorite right now.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:06 pm

So he says to the guy "thats not a horker, thats my wife"!
Cicero

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:20 pm

I'm not a man, i'm a weapon in human form

-said by the terminator sounding bodyguard in dragonreach

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:57 pm

"Hey, keeping your way out of trouble? I hope not." or something like that from Stenvar in Candlehearth Hall

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:40 am

At TES Obliivon: Shivering Isles expansion - almost evry npc got funny/cool dialogues and random encounters.

In Skyrim my fav - Bolund Stormcloak, saying to non-Nord characters, "I can't believe we let provincials like you wander Skyrim..." making me hate nords racism even more.

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Also last words of random killed npc "Free Again....."

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:55 am

Nazir -- "We had so many requests for this bard's death, Astrd had to hold a lottery." or something like that

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:25 pm

Talos Priest in Whiterun:

“We are but maggots... WRITHING in the filth of our own corruption!”

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:46 pm

At TES Obliivon: Shivering Isles expansion - almost evry npc got funny/cool dialogues and random encounters.

In Skyrim my fav - Bolund Stormcloak, saying to non-Nord characters, "I can't believe we let provincials like you wander Skyrim..." making me hate nords racism even more.

I always wondered what he means by that considering skyrim is a province so just about everyone is provincial.