Haelga gave me blue balls : V - Skyrim

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:23 pm

Awww, it only took 3 pages before someone said it. :mellow:

Quit protesting so much.

Yeah sorry about that couldn't help it...

Honestly though this is something I personally don't care to see in the game, not from any mortal stand point but from a I want other things stand point...Magic touch spell sneak attacks, clothing (robe) crafting...so many other things I think could add to the gameplay. But hey, if they add it I won't complain I'll just skip past that part of the game the same way I do the marriage portion.

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:17 am

If y'all want those sorts of RL aspects in game, fine.... just as long as it's not mandatory. I play games to get AWAY from RL, not to continue a pretend RL in a game....

It's like you can read my mind!

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:30 pm

Yeah, I know the one you're talking about, I think. Black hair, kinda' nasty disposition. Another that's way up there is Idgrod the Younger (a bit skinny, but really pretty). :ohmy:

No, this one's a redhead for sure. And busty. Never forget busty. :evil:

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:13 am

No, this one's a redhead for sure. And busty. Never forget busty. :evil:

Now, I'm gonna' have to go look for her. :lol:

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:44 pm

It's like you can read my mind!

Most likely, it's that I can read the minds of those who are into things like the "busty" redhead.... etc. etc. ad infinitum ad nauseam.

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:08 pm

Most likely, it's that I can read the minds of those who are into things like the "busty" redhead.... etc. etc. ad infinitum ad nauseam.

Come on, now...Bethesda rendered them - we just like looking.

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:39 am

Yep. Beth did. But I'm really not interested in little boys looking up girls' skirts or down their bodices. You want to do that, fine, but is it really necessary to post about it over and over and over and.... especially in a thread with some serious input regarding stuff?

[I apologize; that's a knee-jerk reaction on my part. I hope I didn't offend you.]

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:41 pm

...ad infinitum ad nauseam.

...in flagrante delicto

Yep. Beth did. But I'm really not interested in little boys looking up girls' skirts or down their bodices. You want to do that, fine, but is it really necessary to post about it over and over and over and.... especially in a thread with some serious input regarding stuff?

[I apologize; that's a knee-jerk reaction on my part. I hope I didn't offend you.]

Serious input regarding... stuff? Look up. What's the thread title?

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:45 am

...in flagrante delicto

Serious input regarding... stuff? Look up. What's the thread title?

There is actually a good deal of serious input in this thread regardless the thread title. If one never read a thread due to a title, where would one be?

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:48 am

[I apologize; that's a knee-jerk reaction on my part. I hope I didn't offend you.]

Not at all. I hope I don't offend you (or anyone else for that matter). I try to keep it as tasteful as I can - it's quite diluted on the trip from my brain to the keyboard.

It's difficult to not comment on the "Tavern Clothes" though.

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:53 am

Not at all. I hope I don't offend you (or anyone else for that matter). I try to keep it as tasteful as I can - it's quite diluted on the trip from my brain to the keyboard. :tongue:

It's difficult to not comment on the "Tavern Clothes" though. :ohmy:

Heh. No kidding. As I said earlier, I do keep a set around.... I'm sure there's a good reason for being a [censored] on occasion....

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:08 pm

Honestly, tasteful and Haelga in the same sentence? :blink:

That boat left a long time ago.

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:30 pm

Honestly, tasteful and Haelga in the same sentence? :blink:

That boat left a long time ago.

Oh, aye that. But actually, the original topic title begs the real amount of honest serious input herein regarding whys and wherefores.

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:28 pm

Heh. No kidding. As I said earlier, I do keep a set around.... I'm sure there's a good reason for being a [censored] on occasion....

Alas, it's what my female character wears most of the time. It fits with her secret identity and allays suspicion of her being the leader of the DB and TG. :lol:

...complete with a Gold and Emerald Circlet.

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:37 pm

Alas, it's what my female character wears most of the time. It fits with her secret identity and allays suspicion of her being the leader of the DB and TG. :lol:

...complete with a Gold and Emerald Circlet. :tongue:

ROFL!! Well, hey. The common folk would just think it brass and paste, wouldn't they?

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:42 pm

ROFL!! Well, hey. The common folk would just think it brass and paste, wouldn't they?

Probably...very few mugging attempts so far.

...and Taarie still mocks my outfit when I walk by her.

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:20 pm

Probably...very few mugging attempts so far. :tongue:

...and Taarie still mocks my outfit when I walk by her. :ohmy:

Oh.... do NOT get me started on the snoot sisters. PFAUGH.....

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:32 am

Oh.... do NOT get me started on the snoot sisters. PFAUGH.....

I love the fact that she says the same thing when I walk by in "Noble Clothes" or "Emperor's Robes" (which I've enchanted and renamed Empress' Robes

).

I haven't gotten up the nerve to walk through Solitude in Vittoria Vici's wedding dress yet. :lol:

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:04 pm

Oh no, not the sleazy music & sound with the screen blacking out.

Made for an http://s1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff388/xSurfinB1rdx/?action=view¤t=Xbox360AchievementsorgFable2Achievements.png, I tell ya h'what.

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:54 pm

I love the fact that she says the same thing when I walk by in "Noble Clothes" or "Emperor's Robes" (which I've enchanted and renamed Empress' Robes :tongue:

).

I haven't gotten up the nerve to walk through Solitude in Vittoria Vici's wedding dress yet. :lol:

She also says the same thing if you walk up to her in Radiant Raiment Fine Clothes. *sigh* Talk about lack of consequences/failure to program changes for circs.... /GRUMBLE

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:02 pm

The reason there's no six is that there's no point in a TES game. There are T-rated games with six, and the only controversial thing about them is that they're made by EA.

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:21 am

indeed i dont enjoy blue balls, there should be six even if the screen blurs out before anything happens, the dragonborn should die of too much six

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:51 pm

Made for an http://s1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff388/xSurfinB1rdx/?action=view¤t=Xbox360AchievementsorgFable2Achievements.png, I tell ya h'what.

I got that one and eventually married both of the chicks in the same town (Oakfield? Oakwood?) and they had the nerve to run crying when one saw me with the other. :mellow:

She also says the same thing if you walk up to her in Radiant Raiment Fine Clothes. *sigh* Talk about lack of consequences/failure to program changes for circs.... /GRUMBLE

Yeah, I wish the AI was a little more 'reactive' to some of our actions. :confused:

I mean the guards know when we're a werewolf and when we're part of the DB so why can't Taarie notice our expensive clothing?

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:16 am

If you find it ridiculous then you don't have to do it. Nobody is pulling a gun to your head and forcing you to do it. This is an option for those who don't want to go around doing darkbrother forever quest, or going off pickpocking people. This is a RPG game. For you to call my idea to add six in skyrim is offensive. I want to have the ability to have children, and by doing that requires six. For goodness sakes At least Sims have at least something. How much of a prude are out there these days?

Dude, you're the one who started a thread referencing your genitaliia. You also had another thread where you talked about wanting to [censored] a corpse and linked to a screenshot of your character doing so. You don't expect me to seriously believe you just want to rp happy families.

Regardless, if TES starts implementing the "watch your stretch marks grow" quest line, that's the day I hang it up.

» Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:01 am

In Sims you can woo with your neighbors, your spouse and everyone else. In Skyrim all you can do is murder people, yet this game is suppose to be RPG. Is that all you can do in skyrim? To slaughter and kill people? WOW all of those finish movers where you decapitate someones head, yet when it comes down to six people are afraid. Such bigotry.

Is not about turning Skyrim into a giant size porm game. It's about adding emotions.... to add in romance and potentially getting your wife pregnant and start a family of your own. Whats wrong with that? Not everyone wants to go around slaughtering people for the hell of it.

Welcome to reality... People have six all the time.

Don't be silly. You and your spouse have six; that's what "lover's comfort" is about. You just don't see it. If you want to see it, well, I have nothing against that in games, but I think it's misplaced in this one. Have you seen your character in his or her underpants?