Haelga gave me blue balls

Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:26 pm

You got blue balls from Haelga? You're lucky that's all you got. :cool:
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DAVId MArtInez
 
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:55 pm

Between Boxcab and jorrvaskrwaterboy80, I just had the best laugh I've had in ages! Thanks guys! (Uh, jorrvaskrwaterboy - shouldn't maybe that be jorrvaskrmeadboy?)
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Nathan Risch
 
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:44 am

The developers of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHli1xDR9Cs had balls to add in six scenes while Bethesda had none. Whats up with that? You have to download a mod to actually get naked, without the lion cloth.
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naana
 
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:27 pm

Vilkas won't let me drink mead...yet.
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Matthew Warren
 
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:55 am

How about a simple hug&kiss animation? That would take Bethesda a few hours to implement. The rest could be left to our imagination.
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:20 pm

The developers of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHli1xDR9Cs had balls to add in six scenes while Bethesda had none. Whats up with that? You have to download a mod to actually get naked, without the lion cloth.
Because they're incredibly cheesy?
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Heather Kush
 
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:50 am

...to add in...potentially getting your wife pregnant and start a family of your own. Whats wrong with that? Not everyone wants to go around slaughtering people for the hell of it.
Yeah, that was cool in Fable II: you could have children and if you didn't come by and visit often enough it set off a quest wherein you had to go rescue them because they went out adventuring like the parent looking for you. :P
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:39 pm

I just can't imagine that being fun. For one thing, it would work only with a male character. For another, we'd not just have the posed photographs of corpses in various sixual positions that strew the internet, I shudder to think what players with a console would do to a baby for the lulz.

My advice to the complainants is to embrace your inner fanfiction writer.
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Ron
 
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:26 am

Actually, given that STD can be cured by just touching a shrine, death dealing monsters lurks just outside towns, there is no lack of food and the best illegal substance just perks you up by a little bit, I am a bit surprised they aren't holding regular orgies at the town square.
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:58 pm

I just can't imagine that being fun. For one thing, it would work only with a male character. For another, we'd not just have the posed photographs of corpses in various sixual positions that strew the internet, I shudder to think what players with a console would do to a baby for the lulz.

My advice to the complainants is to embrace your inner fanfiction writer.
It's pretty cool actually (and I had kids when I ran a female character as well). There's no gestation period - just a fast forward to a baby in a crib and then after some game time passes the child is in that 6-7 year old range and stays that way for the rest of the game. The interaction with children is limited in Fable (not the same action options as advlts) - you can pretty much only ignore them or be nice to them.
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:28 pm

Yeah, that was cool in Fable II: you could have children and if you didn't come by and visit often enough it set off a quest wherein you had to go rescue them because they went out adventuring like the parent looking for you. :tongue:

I haven't played Fable II before but it would add in much fun and adventurous. It would give you something to do. I'm sick of tired of looking around and slaughtering people; it gets boring after a while.

I just can't imagine that being fun. For one thing, it would work only with a male character. For another, we'd not just have the posed photographs of corpses in various sixual positions that strew the internet, I shudder to think what players with a console would do to a baby for the lulz.

My advice to the complainants is to embrace your inner fanfiction writer.

Not necessary. If you play a female character, and if you have six most likely you will get pregnant, since I don't believe theirs such device like a condem that is in existence in skyrim. The symptoms of it is that your health decreases and as time goes by your stamina also decreases. Of course your body built starts to become big and enlarged. When you're about to deliver your stamina is nearly down to about 30. It would be a great addition to speak with a priest/priestess about helping you to deliver the child. (of course it will cost you gold for the service)
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:51 am

If y'all want those sorts of RL aspects in game, fine.... just as long as it's not mandatory. I play games to get AWAY from RL, not to continue a pretend RL in a game....
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:19 pm

I haven't played Fable II before but it would add in much fun and adventurous. It would give you something to do. I'm sick of tired of looking around and slaughtering people; it gets boring after a while.
Yeah, you have to 'nurture' your relationships by visiting and interacting with your spouse(s) (yeah, you can have multiples - I recommend only 1 per zone though :lol:). It gives you something to do other than kill stuff. :tongue:

Not necessary. If you play a female character, and if you have six most likely you will get pregnant, since I don't believe theirs such device like a condem that is in existence in skyrim.
They have condems in Fable. :tongue: ...and the STDs in Fable are incurable. :ohmy:
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:30 pm

Not necessary. If you play a female character, and if you have six most likely you will get pregnant, since I don't believe theirs such device like a condem that is in existence in skyrim. The symptoms of it is that your health decreases and as time goes by your stamina also decreases. Of course your body built starts to become big and enlarged. When you're about to deliver your stamina is nearly down to about 30. It would be a great addition to speak with a priest/priestess about helping you to deliver the child. (of course it will cost you gold for the service)
Wat. No. I am not going to waddle around Tamriel. Go find some JRPG six game if that's what you're into, but this is ridiculous.
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:11 am

It's pretty cool actually (and I had kids when I ran a female character as well). There's no gestation period - just a fast forward to a baby in a crib and then after some game time passes the child is in that 6-7 year old range and stays that way for the rest of the game. The interaction with children is limited in Fable (not the same action options as advlts) - you can pretty much only ignore them or be nice to them.
And Fable is a dumb game, to put it delicately. I seriously doubt Bethesda is going to model anything after them. I hope not.
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:06 am

And Fable is a dumb game, to put it delicately. I seriously doubt Bethesda is going to model anything after them. I hope not.

QFT....
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:32 am

So much sixual repression in this thread....
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:56 pm

So much sixual repression in this thread....

Nah. It's more lack of interest in RL stuff.
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:56 pm

And Fable is a dumb game...
Wow. :mellow:
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:48 am

Wat. No. I am not going to waddle around Tamriel. Go find some JRPG six game if that's what you're into, but this is ridiculous.

If you find it ridiculous then you don't have to do it. Nobody is pulling a gun to your head and forcing you to do it. This is an option for those who don't want to go around doing darkbrother forever quest, or going off pickpocking people. This is a RPG game. For you to call my idea to add six in skyrim is offensive. I want to have the ability to have children, and by doing that requires six. For goodness sakes At least Sims have at least something. How much of a prude are out there these days?

Skyrim essentially ended after the alduin battle and the civil war. The rest was an unnecessary filler that had nothing to do with the story, especially the darkbrother hood quest where you had to kill the emperor.... It had no real effect.
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:00 pm

Raizen Sama.... I would think that you could play any of the games where this is already an option without needing to introduce it to TES. I'm hardly a prude - but this is just not a "good fit" thing IMO. Each to her own of course; all I ask is that IF this gets added, it needs to be voluntary.
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:16 am

Serethil, I'm not calling you a prude. And yes I agree with you that it should not be mandatory; Just like marriage. It's all base on voluntary.. not a requirement.
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:23 am

Serethil, I'm not calling you a prude. And yes I agree with you that it should not be mandatory; Just like marriage. It's all base on voluntary.. not a requirement.

Thanks.... I really don't have any issues (other than the "good fit" thing) as long as it's not a forced situation.
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:49 pm

Thanks.... I really don't have any issues (other than the "good fit" thing) as long as it's not a forced situation.

No problem :) Sorry for the confusion that I might of caused.
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:18 am

No problem :smile: Sorry for the confusion that I might of caused.

Oh hey - we can agree to disagree. I'm not THAT big a fangirl.... Beth does do some things I'm not thrilled about and I'm sure I'm not alone. This sort of thing isn't MY sort of thing, but I can see where others will have a largely different opinion. I AM a "big girl", certainly not a prude - as I said earlier, I find six fun - always have - and porm's fun too sometimes.

An "opt out" is all that's needed.
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