Haelga gave me blue balls

Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:49 am

Reason why there is no six in Skyrim is, yes, you guess it, there are no contraception.
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Isabell Hoffmann
 
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:44 pm

Reason why there is no six in Skyrim is, yes, you guess it, there are no contraception.

Um. That's a GOOD thing, though, surely? I mean, the place is all but uninhabited for the most part. Wouldn't lots more people be a really great outcome? *tongue FIRMLY in cheek*
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:08 am

I would never "engage" with a woman like that, It disgusts me, using relgion as an excuse for doing disgusting stuff with leather, horker tusks, and shackles is disgusting.
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:07 pm

I would never "engage" with a woman like that, It disgusts me, using relgion as an excuse for doing disgusting stuff with leather, horker tusks, and shackles is disgusting.
Alas, I have a Dibella Statue next to each bed in each of my houses of my chick character. :lol:
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:06 am

There is a singer/barmaid in Dawnstar (I think) - a redhead name Karlia or Karlita or something like that. She is the "hottest chick" I've come across in Skyrim (I use the quotation marks because they're just animated characters). Can't marry her either, I think. A shame, because she would have replaced Aela for my dovahkiin's affections.
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Sasha Brown
 
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:34 pm

Would only make sense if it allowed everything from same sixs to opposite sixs.

More than likely not included to keep the game in its current rating.
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Maya Maya
 
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:40 pm

There is a singer/barmaid in Dawnstar (I think) - a redhead name Karlia or Karlita or something like that. She is the "hottest chick" I've come across in Skyrim...
Yeah, I know the one you're talking about, I think. Black hair, kinda' nasty disposition. Another that's way up there is Idgrod the Younger (a bit skinny, but really pretty). :o
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:14 am

I would never "engage" with a woman like that, It disgusts me, using relgion as an excuse for doing disgusting stuff with leather, horker tusks, and shackles is disgusting.
Yeah, except she's probably a competely Orthodox follower of Dibella.

Read, ya people. Aphrodite isn't the goddess of love, she's the goddess of sixuality.
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Tai Scott
 
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:06 am

My best guess is that they don't want to offend/alienate prospective female players.


Why? Because we don't enjoy six or something?
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:21 am

Why? Because we don't enjoy six or something?
I'm speaking of the mindset of a marketing department that labors under the delusion that everything is for everybody and as such they try to buffer everything they can so as not to offend the largest sectors of the purchasing masses.

As for my personal experience: no woman I've met has ever enjoyed six, but I'm starting to think that may have something to do with me. :o
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:19 pm



As for my personal experience: no woman I've met has ever enjoyed six, but I'm starting to think that may have something to do with me. :ohmy:

Ugh. What a horrible misconception.

I heard this one quote on some promo for a sitcom that stars David Spade.
Some woman: "Hey, women enjoy six, too!"
Him: "That has not been my experience"
*Someone presses a button for a laugh track*
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:39 am

I heard this one quote on some promo for a sitcom that stars David Spade.
Probably Rules of Engagement.
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:06 am

"Have six with Haelga?"

"Y/N"

"Yes"

*Fade to black*

"You have contracted Rockjoint"
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:06 pm

^^^^
Don't forget the mud-crab lice.
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:59 am

"Have six with Haelga?"
...
"You have contracted Rockjoint"
:lol: ...at the very least. :o
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:41 am

I rather got a kick out of the movies in DA:O when your characters had six. I don't see why Beth didn't do something similar, except that I imagine it would have meant more time taken away from the actual playing aspects of the game.

Didn't stop me from completing DA:O. Also, I'd like to point out that game also had homosixual relationships/six. "Oh Zev, how I miss thee". :biggrin:
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:31 am

Maybe they should for rp purposes, but not too explicit. I'm not offended by porm, but this game isn't about six in the first place.
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:04 pm

Maybe they should for rp purposes, but not too explicit. I'm not offended by porm, but this game isn't about six in the first place.

I'd agree with that. I liked what DA:O did. It was tasteful.
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:10 am

six should be implied in games where it makes sense to the story, but it should not be contrived in a game just to add it in.

Being an advlt male with all that implies, as in I like porm, I think six is best left out of games. Well, in Fallout New Vegas there is an NPC that offers herself to you if you complete a series of quests. The deed is done with a sound and a screen fade. That would work for me. Otherwise, to incorporate the act of six just gets contrived. Plus, the few times I have seen it in a game, it is really kind of silly. This is not to say that I am prudish about games, I would just rather not have the uproar over a feature that has no real redeeming value in a game.
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:10 pm

I'm speaking of the mindset of a marketing department that labors under the delusion that everything is for everybody and as such they try to buffer everything they can so as not to offend the largest sectors of the purchasing masses.

As for my personal experience: no woman I've met has ever enjoyed six, but I'm starting to think that may have something to do with me. :ohmy:

Face palm
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:29 pm

six should be implied in games where it makes sense to the story, but it should not be contrived in a game just to add it in.
Yeah, but this game has a lot of innuendos and implications so it wouldn't have been just added in if we had the option - I mean the "Tavern Clothes"? Come on - how much sense do they make to the story? :lol: And, like MetalGod said, nothing graphic - I just think the dialogue in games like GTA IV and Fable II and III are hilarious. :P
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:53 am

Yeah, but this game has a lot of innuendos and implications so it wouldn't have been just added in if we had the option - I mean the "Tavern Clothes"? Come on - how much sense do they make to the story? :lol: And, like MetalGod said, nothing graphic - I just think the dialogue in games like GTA IV and Fable II and III are hilarious. :tongue:

Bethesda has never shied away from six, they just don't throw it in your face with their games. The OP is talking about being able to hit up an NPC in the game for a dalliance. I am not sure how that could be weaved in to the story, but it could be implemented like the other instances of six in the game.
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:02 pm

An electronic six simulator is going to be degenerate and low class regardless of the other merits of the game. However, a little tasteful nudity, a little R rated advlt content, etc. would fit well in this game.
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:04 pm

^ Agreed.
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Maria Leon
 
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Post » Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:01 pm

The OP is talking about being able to hit up an NPC in the game for a dalliance. I am not sure how that could be weaved in to the story...
If you're playing a male character a "dalliance" can be woven into anything. :lol: Most guys will stop anything they're doing for a sixual encounter - we don't need an excuse or explanation. :rofl:

I know what you're saying, I'm just saying that there are plenty of non-sixual things in the game that are a bit contrived. :P
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