At least I can take comfort in knowing that you still have Thor, maelstroms that are 90 meters long and
lutefisk the size of Saab automobiles.

Ugh, I'm maybe Norwegian (well, 50/50 between that and Sami) but that is just...

not true. i saw a documentary about these kids who meet a troll hunter it goes very wrong but it proves the existence of trolls and the government covering it up
Ah, Trolljegeren.
Yeah, it's true. The government has to, or else foreign powers will invade just for the scientifical possibility those trolls are.
OT: ú is not still used in any Nordic Language still used as far as I know. Never know if those tricky Danes or Swedes got that one hidden somewhere. It might be Old Norse though, as I've seen that letter there.
Icelandic would be the closest present language to that.
But I don't really care, I know that they mean Húskarls. Simply adjusting words and expressions for another audience is nothing wrong with.