People who really deserve to be assassinated?

Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:28 pm

Rofl that priest amuses me to no end! I let him live for the sake of the i.....LOOOOVE YOUUOOOO , and the random accentuated YOUR VERY LIIIIVESSS?!?!?1111

But yeah , marry Mjoll and live in Riten then go home and wait , it won't take long to meet your next potential victim.Aerin even owns his own damn house!Oh the reason I say riften specifically is the city really seems like it's sole design philosophy was the disposal of evidence.I waited till 4am and he randomly finally left the house and my bastard assassin character crit sneak bow-shot him from behind , he flew into the waterway below and viola! Next morning i swam down and looted his lousy repetitive corpse and sold it all to Mjoll for allowing this fifth wheel to hang out in my awesome house.
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Ysabelle
 
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:40 am

Maul. Unkillable bastard.

Was so annoyed when i found out he was immortal :dry:
ITS MAKES NO SENSE EITHER!!

Others would be

Blades remnants - stop telling me what to do! IM A [censored] DRAGONBORN
Maven Black Briar - Im standing next to you with a large sword, and you talk to me like that!?
Aerin - STOP FOLLOWING MY WIFE EVERYWHERE
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:29 pm

i saw this little girl in whiterun bullying another kid. I might get a certain mod and make a video..
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Stephani Silva
 
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:36 pm

Almost anyone with the last name Blackbriar is truly evil and deserves a horrible death. Even the "nice" girl that is an alchemist is very interested in learning poisons and showing her siblings how to "do it right".
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Karen anwyn Green
 
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:23 pm

sooooo, I installed the killable children mod and to my surprise, bethesda already included dying voices from the child VA's. it wasn't part of the mod, it was built into the game. LOL!!!!

(I can't think of a single instance where a child's "dying voice" would have been used legitimately in the skyrim world, yet the voice recording is in the game)

I suspect the "no dying kids" rule was put in near the end when the lawyers reviewed the game. Having killable children could make the game illegal in some European countries.
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:25 pm

There's a hell of a lot. But here are some of the stand-outs:

1. Maven Black-Briar, and a large quantity of the family, plus that arrogant Maul. It would do the world a favour.

2. The little girl Braith in Whiterun. Not only does she bully the other kids, but she'll also be a smart-[censored] when you talk to her, and say "Wut are you lookin' at?!" or "Boys, girls, dogs, elders, there ain't nobody I won't fight!".

3. As per the other posters, Nazeem of Whiterun and that kid of Riverwood.

4. Grelka (the trader in Riften) is a real pain in the backside, but one quick Frenzy arrow fired at her while in hiding (or while she's sleeping) solves that problem.

5. The Steward of Whiterun and that corrupt Steward of Riften are also quite annoying, but cannot be killed...which is even more annoying,

This list goes on and on, and this gives us the conclusion that the majority of Skyrim's residents are ***holes.
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:32 am

Dirge

I am his guildmaster....yet he is going to crack my skull if I make trouble.

This guy is going to die, and I will gladly work to regain the guild's trust, but they should just thank me and move on.
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:00 pm

The Blackbriars and all the essential members of the TG. Especially Brynjolf.
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:08 pm

I don't precisely like Grelka.... but I usually just deal - since she trains light armor.... and there aren't many of those around....
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:27 pm

A few on my mind.

Lokir - He made me wish the execution would go faster so I wouldn't have to hear his whining.

Thalmor - They wouldn't be so bad if they would learn to keep their mouths shut when I walk by them.

Maul - I wish I at least had an option to brawl with him when he first greets me in Riften.

Delphine - Wish I had the option to tell her to f*** off after she stole the Horn of Jurgen Windcaller from under my nose than wanted me to prove myself to her.
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:14 am

Every damn kid in the whole game...such [censored]s...

Pretty much all the kids in the game, and I've already done the deed.

Lars Battle-born worships you.
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:40 pm

children they iretate me the whole time.
when i am burning them they say dont play with fire.
cmon thats pritty weard :blink:
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:09 am

I would pay another $60 just for a mod that lets me kill Maven in the most painful way possible after utterly ruining taking over her business empire.
Fixed.

She's a [censored] and both in the Thieves guild quest and in the Legion quest she turns in some nice profit from the player actions. I wish there could be a way to replace her with someone else.
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:27 am

Well for my assassin, it would be anyone with the essential flag on.

Course, it seems anyone I want to assassinate, has it on.
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:34 pm

Can i get your ideas on people who really deserve to be brutally assassinated? besides grelod the kind.
I already made a video of her:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGQG0cMdTD0

That video was awesome, so many ways for that horrible old crone to die. ROFL
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:29 pm

Delphine.

Nazeem.

Belethor.

Can't think of anyone else.
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:32 pm

Maven Blackbriar comes to mind as someone who really needs killing, as well as every Thalmor I've ever met. Then, just due to irritability factor, that bratty smart-mouthed girl in Whiterun needs a serious attitude adjustment, though not killing, of course, she is just a kid, after all. Most of the jarls are way too full of themselves, but the one in Falkreath seems to have not one redeeming feature, Skyrim would be better off without him.
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:10 pm

Am I the only one who doesn't mind Belethor? He buys all my stolen goods and other things, and he'd even sell me his sister if she was up for sale.

LOL Belethor isn't so bad, on my irritability list he's waaaay down there. Now, the guy leaning against the post outside his shop really does bug me, not because he's a bad sort, but because there's no way to avoid him, so I'm stuck with his long diatribe about what's wrong with Skyrim multiple times a day. First part when I go in, last part when I go out, over and over and over... AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:46 pm

I don't precisely like Grelka.... but I usually just deal - since she trains light armor.... and there aren't many of those around....

Man! Is she ever a piece of work. I just cut her off in mid-insult, it's so hard to take her attitude.
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:59 pm

That Old snow-shod guy who hates imperials. I use my mace on him and said " give molag Bal my regards [censored]"
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:48 pm

Vivienne Onnis i first was in love with her but after ive discovered her true personality that is revealed what she say,s too roggvir,s brother when you first enter solitude was enough for me too give her the old fashion Slice and Dice move she,s an awefull parasite
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:59 pm

Do you get to the cloud district very often? What am I saying, of course not!

More fun then you just come down from the palace after discussing something with the jarl.

Someone has to make a mod where we can kill him and take over his house so we can come the cloud district more frequently.
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:43 pm

guys in my next video i think i will be killing maven black-briar
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Naomi Ward
 
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:49 am

guys in my next video i think i will be killing maven black-briar
Good luck with that, she's essential. :stare:
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:16 am

is there a mod that will allow you to kill essential npcs?
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