People who really deserve to be assassinated? : V - Skyrim

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:23 pm

This. He grinds my gears.

Do you get to the cloud district very often? What am I saying, of course not!

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:08 pm

Elenwen, Ondolemar and Ancano.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:55 pm

The Blackbriars, the Thieves Guild and the Dark Brotherhood. And all those treasonous, ~~Imperial bastards~~ traitorous, vile Stormcloaks, of course.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:41 pm

One of the kids in Riverwood, what an arrogant [censored]. ''You're new here, so I'll go easy at ya. But don't get on my bad side''. It's a pity that you can't attack kids in this game, but as a warning I killed his dog, broke into his house and killed his parents right in front of him. He shouldn't have gotten on my bad side.

There is an Inn between Markath/ Riverwood (halfway), that kid says exactly the same. You can even comment on that.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:39 pm

Grelod the Kind ^^

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And she is already dead :biggrin:

Do you get to the cloud district very often? What am I saying, of course not!

Oh that guy

is so annoying, but he doesn't only annoys the Player. He also annoys other NPC

I once hear him talking to the woman who sells the groceries and he said "Ohh if you would have bought the stuff from ME it would be a lot fresher then that!!"

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:46 pm

"Do you get to the Cloud District often? What am I saying... of course you don't."

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:32 am

-Taarie and her sister, owners of Radiant Raiment in Solitude, complete and utter altmer [censored]es.
-Bolund in Falkreath, worker at the lumber mill, one hell of a racist bastard and single-minded [censored] bag.

Guess what? I nearly always assassinate them on every playthrough. :banana:

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:39 am

The black guy in Whiterun, I forgot his name, you know the guy who thinks he's cool because he's rich.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:01 pm

Any NPC that utters the line "what do you want lizard?" gets the knife

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:00 pm

Every damn kid in the whole game...such [censored]s...

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:32 am

Belethor in Whiterun is an arsehole

Lol, his voice annoyed me so I sneaked into his house at night and stole absolutely everything (even the things not worth any money), pickpocketed him and that other guy living there (including their clothes) and spent the rest of the game laughing every time I walked into his shop and found him wearing nothing but a loincloth.

Assassination is much too easy compared to a lifetime of humiliation and nakedness in my book.

As far as assassinations go though, I kill every vigilant of Stendarr and every Thalmor justiciar I come across. No exceptions.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:50 pm

The black guy in Whiterun, I forgot his name, you know the guy who thinks he's cool because he's rich.

Thats Nazeem....

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:38 pm

Nazeem in Whiterun. That guy is a first class a-hole.

I second this, he's going to be one of my first targets when I join the dark brotherhood.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:44 pm

Molag Bal

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I'm sure that he is not the "Evil monster" that you think,also he didn't kill the players,and ordering the player to kill the guy that wanted your help was a wise choise.He just wanted revenge on a priest of Boethiat(another daedra lord).And in this case,Boethiah,in mortal vissions is probaly one of the evilst daedra.His priests sacrificed inocent people,too feed him and blah blah(Boethiah made me kill Faendal,and i will never forgive's him).Molag Bal's takes care of Obvilion version of Hell,so it's probaly that he take soul of "evil beings" to burn in the fires of obvilion.Anyway,the Deadra lords does what they like to do.And will often help at the max they can people that is trying to aid them(for example Shegorath/jyggalag

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:45 pm

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I'm sure that he is not the "Evil monster" that you think,also he didn't kill the players,and ordering the player to kill the guy that wanted your help was a wise choise.He just wanted revenge on a priest of Boethiat(another daedra lord).And in this case,Boethiah,in mortal vissions is probaly one of the evilst daedra.His priests sacrificed inocent people,too feed him and blah blah(Boethiah made me kill Faendal,and i will never forgive's him).Molag Bal's takes care of Obvilion version of Hell,so it's probaly that he take soul of "evil beings" to burn in the fires of obvilion.Anyway,the Deadra lords does what they like to do.And will often help at the max they can people that is trying to aid them(for example Shegorath/jyggalag

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Of course he's evil! He's the king of 'non-consensual intercourse'

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:36 am

lmao everybody seem to hate Nazeem. Me too, who wouldnt?

For my part all the arrogant kids could burn in Oblivion.

One of the kids in Riverwood, what an arrogant [censored]. ''You're new here, so I'll go easy at ya. But don't get on my bad side''. It's a pity that you can't attack kids in this game, but as a warning I killed his dog, broke into his house and killed his parents right in front of him. He shouldn't have gotten on my bad side.

haha, well played man, well played

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:01 pm

"Do you get to the Cloud District often? What am I saying... of course you don't."

He is why we invented the poisoner perk, and frenzy poisons

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:45 pm

Every damn kid in the whole game...such [censored]s...

why limit to kids, everyone is a target deserving the night mothers embrace.....

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:08 pm

When the smith's assistant in Windhelm told my Empire-supporting character that she wanted to make loads of weapons for the Stormcloaks to sever the heads of Imperials, he came back and assassinated her that night. Then the smith looked so lonely at his grindstone all by himself that my character felt quite sad and regretful. So that night he assassinated the smith.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:25 pm

Am I the only one who doesn't mind Belethor? He buys all my stolen goods and other things, and he'd even sell me his sister if she was up for sale.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:23 pm

The Blackbriars, the Thieves Guild and the Dark Brotherhood. And all those treasonous Imperial bastards, of course.

The Empire is the establishment, thus making the Stormcloaks the ones committing treason.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:31 pm

Title probably should have said "NPC's who really deserve to be assassinated?"

Uldred

Yeah just in case we think he means killing people irl. Uldred maybe you can't figure out what post titles mean but most intelligent people can..

Haters gonna hate

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:36 pm

Nazeem. Every time that snooty [censored] carries on about how much better than everyone he thinks he is it makes me want to forcibly sodomize him with the business end of my battleaxe.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:46 pm

I'm surprised nobody mentioned Farengar, the court mage in Whiterun. That guy almost calls you stupid to your face. Nazeem comes second.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:51 pm

Am I the only one who doesn't mind Belethor? He buys all my stolen goods and other things, and he'd even sell me his sister if she was up for sale.

I find his assistant more annoying. Yes, Sigurd, you told me you work for Belethor forty times already. I'm surprised he doesn't boast that to the other citizens of Whiterun.