People who really deserve to be assassinated? : V - Skyrim

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:45 pm

"Come to Dragonshreach to dishcush the ongoing hoshtilities like the resht of the great warriorsh?"

He's dead as soon as I stop by Whiterun again. :devil:

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:56 am

the people that own the radiant raiment and nazeem :angry:

hate them

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:01 pm

Nazeem. Every time that snooty [censored] carries on about how much better than everyone he thinks he is it makes me want to forcibly sodomize him with the business end of my battleaxe.

I slipped him a frenzy poison. He went mental and tried to stab Mila (the little girl who sells fruit and veg) in the middle of the stall. Everyone punched him to the ground and one of the battle-borns sodomised him with a sword why he lay there crawling. Could not have been a better executed scene xD

Then in the temple I overheard his wife confiding in the priestess about how badly he treats her and the priestess retorts "Well look on the bright side, if the war does reach whiterun, he might get killed in the fighting", which made her smile shame i couldn't interject with the news he IS dead

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:45 am

Everyone who hates Nazeem, me and him are like best buddys, he once asked me to slaughter this kids grandather in front of his face.
Then we went to an Inn and had a laugh.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:22 am

That lady in the Companions guild which uses bare hands, i sacrificed her in a certain quest.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:30 pm

Gisly in Solitude. "Hi, I'm Gisly, but you can just call me "Erikur's sister." Everyone else does." Drives me insane. And to make matters worse, she's marked as an essential NPC, despite the fact that she's not involved in any quest whatsoever.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:02 am

Gisly in Solitude. "Hi, I'm Gisly, but you can just call me "Erikur's sister." Everyone else does." Drives me insane. And to make matters worse, she's marked as an essential NPC, despite the fact that she's not involved in any quest whatsoever.

I'm confused as to why there's so many essential NPCs. Like those Legates & Stormcloak captains in the leftover military camps after the civil war ends, preventing you from actually wiping out the holdouts as Tullius/Ulfric asks you to do.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:34 am

those two high elves that run the radiant raiment

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:50 pm

Thalmor, all of them.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 12:38 am

Thalmor, all of them.

My Atmer spellsword does not approve of this message.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:26 pm

The Battle-Born. Traitors to the Nord Cause.

I already got grandma Battle-Born. The rest will follow.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:08 pm

Heimskr, surprised he's not mentioned yet (although he's completely silent on my second playthrough \o/ some Skyrim bugs are for the better :tongue:

And any NPC with the Belethor voice actor.

"Come to Dragonshreach to dishcush the ongoing hoshtilities like the resht of the great warriorsh?"

Indeed...especially when you are trying to speed-enchant a lot of gear with limited +enchant potions, good luck maintaining focus.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:44 pm

Elenwe, just because she's an important Thalmor in Skyrim.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:42 pm

Elenwen, Ondolemar and Ancano.

Ondolemar is fortunately unessential. I really hate Maven though. I just want to kill her/

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:11 am

One of the kids in Riverwood, what an arrogant [censored]. ''You're new here, so I'll go easy at ya. But don't get on my bad side''. It's a pity that you can't attack kids in this game, but as a warning I killed his dog, broke into his house and killed his parents right in front of him. He shouldn't have gotten on my bad side.

lol'd pretty hard at that.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:20 pm

Olfrid Battle-Born

"Olfrid, patron of the great clan of [censored]-Imperials.A name I'm sure stinks far away."

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:08 pm

Nazeem in Whiterun. That guy is a first class a-hole.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:33 pm

ALL of the greybeards! i hate all of them

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:22 pm

ALL of the greybeards! i hate all of them

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:46 pm

I don't assassinate people, too shady. I walk straight up to them and butcher them in public. Like that moron who always says "Ever try mercenary work?" in Whiterun. One day I just got damn tired of it and decapitated him in the streets.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:39 pm

One of the kids in Riverwood, what an arrogant [censored]. ''You're new here, so I'll go easy at ya. But don't get on my bad side''. It's a pity that you can't attack kids in this game, but as a warning I killed his dog, broke into his house and killed his parents right in front of him. He shouldn't have gotten on my bad side.

IIRC, Nexus has a mod allowing you to kill kids. Maybe you can also create a mod allowing you to molest them beforehand too.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:45 pm

ALL of the greybeards! i hate all of them

Blasphemer! Burn the heretic!

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 12:33 am

did this thread get moved to hints and tips? Im almost positive i posted it in general discussion.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:15 pm

This thread is hilarious

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:28 pm

The Silver-Bloods. After that whole Forsworn Conspiracy incident, I hunted down every one of them that I could, including their guards. I only spared their minor employees, like the folks in the inn and the treasury house receptionist.