People who really deserve to be assassinated?

Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:23 pm

Temba Wide-Arm, bloody bear hater.
She's a garden gnome in disguise is what she is.
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Claire Mclaughlin
 
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:31 pm

The kid from that inn, old hroldan
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Tyrone Haywood
 
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:10 am

Pretty much all the kids in the game, and I've already done the deed.
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jodie
 
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:05 pm

Heimskr...I already got him though. Killed him then dragged his dead body in front of breezehome to sit in an eternity of shame...
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Chica Cheve
 
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:30 pm

You know, if Bethesda didn't want players to create child-killing mods, they shouldn't have made all of the kids into [censored].
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:03 am

nazeem i hit him with a few random wabbajacks one day till he pretty much blew up most fun ive had in game. think i may try freenzy on him this play through thats always fun to.
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Sophie Payne
 
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:38 am

Delphine & Esbern. :stare:
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sexy zara
 
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:18 am

Nazeem in Whiterun. That guy is a first class a-hole.

Seen as the title says people I'll have to go for the person who wrote that line rather then the pixels, seriously they could have made him hauty while actually making sense, did they even see the cloud district and know it's not as exclusive as he makes out? or read the plot that the first thing your asked to do is go into dragonsreach? failing that the scripters for not putting a block on the phase after becoming an actually useful and valuable thane (is he even a thane or just a "boot" licker thinking hes much better then he is?).

In seriousness, the unnamed imperial captain that sentences your death even though your not on the list, putting lokir on a execution list even though he has no place being there, isn't the penalty for horse stealing like 1 bronze coin? Orders both your deaths refusing to listen (although its the one flaw of Ralof I really hate and jars with everything else he says and does before and after that point is refusing to say you two werent with them, I doubt theyd have listened but why he wont say that is a puzzle, probally writers just wanting to be contrary for the sake of it like Balgrufs case (ie lets do the opposite of what they think will happen even if its at the cost of all sense and character development))
On top of that the npcs of Rokirstead that must have dismantled/given away a home of someone born there (like many other places where there is literally only the homes of people who live there right that second, surpised houses don't vanish when the owners die) and don't care that one of thier people have died, borderline making him a burned man like he never existed there (maybe he didn't his arrowed corpse isn't there once you escape). The people of falkreath that aren't bothered by a loss of a small settlement larger then the main town with many cilivians living in it (then again maybe that didn't exist either and was always a burnt down place of bandits)...god the immersionanity.
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:53 am

In my next incarnation....All of Them (even if I have to cheat).
That's what Evils for!
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Jeff Turner
 
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:34 pm

I'm surprised nobody mentioned Farengar, the court mage in Whiterun. That guy almost calls you stupid to your face. Nazeem comes second.

Farengar without a doubt.
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:11 pm

I shot Nazeem and Heimskr in their sleep. For obvious reasons.
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:22 am

Every damn kid in the whole game...such [censored]s...

Pretty much this. As well as that hag that runs Honorhall Orphanage in Riften. A dichotomy yes, but as George Carlin said, "The wrong kids are being beaten".
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:35 am

Interesting thing on Nazeem. No one likes him, including his wife. I overheard a conversation between his wife and the priestess of Kynereth. Effectively amounted to "don't worry if we get attacked, there's a good chance your husband might be killed." and his wife was like "yeah good point".
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:33 pm

Cicero and Heimskr. I hated Cicero first time he opened his mouth and I was quite pleased to kill him. Heimskr was beeing annoying 24/7 in front of Talos's Shrine in Whiterun so he took an arrow right between his eyes. Ahhhhh the peace.
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:13 pm

She should be the face for those anti-wrinkle commercials xD
For best results become a creature of undeath. Blehhh...... :P
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:39 am

The Gray-manes, The Thalmor, The Stormcloaks and the Children!
All the foes of the Empire shall burn in a Purifing flame!

or disable the "Plot armor" and Odahviings fire attacks and get him to do it!
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:24 pm

The Battle-Born. Traitors to the Nord Cause.

I already got grandma Battle-Born. The rest will follow.
"You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days?"
"Packs of wild dogs controlling some of the major cities? I hear they started a political party. Storm something or other..."
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:44 am

Every Thalmor
Clan Silver-Blood
Clan Black-Briar
Madanach
Dark Brotherhood
Thieves Guild
Grelod the Kind
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:50 pm

Lydia.

Her attitude towards her boss is unacceptable.



I think I know the perfect "retirement" plan for her. :evil:
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:11 pm

I'm sure someone already said it, but the Talos preacher in whiterun!
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NIloufar Emporio
 
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:45 am

Delphine and Farengar
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Chris Ellis
 
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:19 pm

Lydia.

Her attitude towards her boss is unacceptable.



I think I know the perfect "retirement" plan for her. :evil:
Lol I fed her to Boethiah
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Post » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:08 am

sooooo, I installed the killable children mod and to my surprise, bethesda already included dying voices from the child VA's. it wasn't part of the mod, it was built into the game. LOL!!!!

(I can't think of a single instance where a child's "dying voice" would have been used legitimately in the skyrim world, yet the voice recording is in the game)
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:12 pm

I would pay another $60 just for a mod that lets me kill Maven in the most painful way possible after utterly ruining her business empire.
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Post » Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:21 pm

I guess those of you wanting to off the kids in this game must have never met Donna and William.
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