You don't understand our culture, dude, Pendle was like 9/11 for us.
That's what the castle in the most beauteous town of cletheroe is for, to keep an eye on the hill in case [censored] goes down.
:rofl:
That proper tickled me.
And you've got to remember, that whilst there will be a North/South divide here, if the forum consisted of only Northerners, you'd still get splits, they'd get smaller and smaller 'til you're arguing with your next door neighbour. It's just the way it is here

Groundskeeper Willie (from the Simpsons) once said "“It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!"
Can be applied to all of Britain