Wow. Our winters don't seem so bad anymore.
I snowblow my own driveway (70'/21.3m long by 15'/4.5m wide) which takes FOREVER...and if it's snowing hard, by the time I'm done, I've gotten a nice layer of snow on it again. Now THAT, I get sick of by the middle of snow season.
Our schools only ever closed when the road conditions were too dangerous (too much snow that can be plowed in time for schools, or too much ice) or when it was just too damn cold. Like around -35-40 Celsius (give or take a few Cs) cold (before the wind is factored in). Didn't happen too often though. I remember once it hit just under -50C with the wind. I went outside wearing just boxers to see how cold it'd be. Lesson.setLearnedStatus = true;
Average low here is -8C in the winter, and the coldest is supposed -34C... At even 0C, I'd get some major shrinkage with just boxers on...and I'd rather not feel that.
A friend of mine had a nvde romp in the snow a while back. And he's trim/muscular, not like one of those "Polar bear" guys. Dude's crazy.