Stupid ways to die in Skyrim : V - Skyrim

» Thu Jun 21, 2012 9:59 pm

OMG ive done this before, sorry for double posting and i didnt see this before i posted my last messa not me

ge, i feel like an idiot

are you sure its just a feeling?
sorry, i can't resist saying that.

Hehe, I think most TES players are guilty of that one.

not me

my funniest death was an arrow to a certain part of the chest. female character. and one hit the other side. and smack between the middle.

» Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:29 pm

Brutally beaten to death by everybody in Riverwood after punching their Chicken.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:34 am

Brutally beaten to death by everybody in Riverwood after punching their Chicken.

Gotta love a randomized judicial system.

"He assaulted a shopkeeper!"- 40 Septim fine
"He kicked a chicken!" - OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

:eek:

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:49 am

Gotta love a randomized judicial system.

"He assaulted a shopkeeper!"- 40 Septim fine
"He kicked a chicken!" - OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

:eek:

Maybe chickens are secretly worshiped in Skyrim

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:15 am

Maybe chickens are secretly worshiped in Skyrim

oh, you mean you didn't already know that? i need to hand out more propoganda...

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:05 am

Falling off of cliffs/down the sides of mountains.
We spend enough time clambering around in the rocks to have learnt to be careful by now but still we fall off.
Never. Ever. Learn.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:52 am

REALLY early on on my orc character, I did the Main Quest up to killing my first dragon, realized I forgot to hike up the difficulty to Master. So I did that and decided to walk to Riften. Get attacked by dragon, get my backside handed to me about eight separate times. I finally get my hide screwed on straight, run past her and get activate the Word Wall behind her, which gave me Marked for Death. After a lot of YESing, I narrowly avoided getting roasted alive and used Marked for Death and not standing in front of her all the time to fell her. I felt like Jesus Christ Dragonborn after that.

Then I leapt off a ledge that was maybe 10 feet off the ground, in heavy armor, and died. I had only played Light Armor characters before so I didn't think about the increased fall damage until I hit the ground. ._.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:37 am

REALLY early on on my orc character, I did the Main Quest up to killing my first dragon, realized I forgot to hike up the difficulty to Master. So I did that and decided to walk to Riften. Get attacked by dragon, get my backside handed to me about eight separate times. I finally get my hide screwed on straight, run past her and get activate the Word Wall behind her, which gave me Marked for Death. After a lot of YESing, I narrowly avoided getting roasted alive and used Marked for Death and not standing in front of her all the time to fell her. I felt like Jesus Christ Dragonborn after that.

Then I leapt off a ledge that was maybe 10 feet off the ground, in heavy armor, and died. I had only played Light Armor characters before so I didn't think about the increased fall damage until I hit the ground. ._.

D'OH!

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:43 am

REALLY early on on my orc character, I did the Main Quest up to killing my first dragon, realized I forgot to hike up the difficulty to Master. So I did that and decided to walk to Riften. Get attacked by dragon, get my backside handed to me about eight separate times. I finally get my hide screwed on straight, run past her and get activate the Word Wall behind her, which gave me Marked for Death. After a lot of YESing, I narrowly avoided getting roasted alive and used Marked for Death and not standing in front of her all the time to fell her. I felt like Jesus Christ Dragonborn after that.

Then I leapt off a ledge that was maybe 10 feet off the ground, in heavy armor, and died. I had only played Light Armor characters before so I didn't think about the increased fall damage until I hit the ground. ._.

hehe, that's even funnier than death by arrow to the... female chest area... lol

» Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:36 pm

Increased fall damage in heavy armour?

Must be careful on my new Nord warrior then. haha