Stupid ways to die in Skyrim

Post » Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:18 pm

My personal best has to be running through a pile of bones in the opening cave (lvl 1) and being killed by the rebound. Owned by bones. Woop.
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Elizabeth Falvey
 
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:45 am

Kill cams.

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Robert DeLarosa
 
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Post » Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:43 pm

Kill cams.

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Khamaji Taylor
 
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:14 am

Yep, I've almost been done in by the rebounding clutter. Whenever that happens I just freeze and slowly step away from the offending kettle or skull.

I guess the stupidest way I've died so far would be by misjudging the height of a jump and ending up a crumpled heap at the bottom. Hardly heroic, haha.
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Hannah Whitlock
 
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:52 pm

Funny, I've nearly been killed a few times by a pile of bones or a bucket on the floor which I tripped over and it did a lot of damage when I was "young".

More recently I'd been playing for a while without saving and I got involved in a heated Dragon battle. Down the dragon came so that it was hovering close to the ground, I turned to face it, took a deep breath, and, forgetting I'd switched recently from Unrelenting Force to Whirlwind Sprint, I dashed forward and straight off a cliff. I had to laugh really.
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john page
 
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:51 am

I was just about to say death by bone clutter.
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Quick Draw III
 
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Post » Thu Jun 21, 2012 9:54 pm

Ah yes, the slow motion, mid air, kill cam fighting grey beards while jumping off the mountain... like a badass... until you hit the ground :P
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James Smart
 
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:47 am

I fell through the floor and died.

True story.
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Rebecca Dosch
 
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:07 am

The Deadfall right outside Sky Haven Temple.

Bugs related to Fortify HP and instant-kill executions. Level 1-6 monsters can one-shot a level 50 player with Max Armor and 500+ health.
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:58 am

Jumping off the throat of the world into water and thinking I would survive.
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Josh Trembly
 
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:03 am

Died on entry to a new cell once, dwemer ruin I think. No mobs, no warning, just insta-death. Didn't happen second time though so was a bit odd.
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Ashley Campos
 
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:07 am

I was jumping of a cliff and thought i would survive... Now did I? Answer is no.
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:09 am

Thinking you have "Become Ethereal" equipped as your Shout as you stand over a precipice ready to jump down...

And then hitting "Shout" and performing the Whirlwind Sprint into mid-air.

Then you feel shame as you fall and die.

Az
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Kay O'Hara
 
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:02 am

Thinking you have "Become Ethereal" equipped as your Shout as you stand over a precipice ready to jump down...

And then hitting "Shout" and performing the Whirlwind Sprint into mid-air.

Then you feel shame as you fall and die.

Az

Lol yeah also this. Done that too many times myself. :P
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:24 am

I died and bounced very high from single lightning bolt coming out of Skeever King.
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:24 am

I was stuck in dialog with a traveler while a pair of wolves ran up an started chomping on me. When I realized what was happening I tried to end the discussion but as soon as I got out I fell dead.
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:42 am

Touching the spikes in the pit trap trying to get at the gold that was too close to the spikes in Halted Stream Camp???
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Epul Kedah
 
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:10 am

Using the firebreath shout in a gas filled cave. I should have noticed there were no torches around...
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Steve Bates
 
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:14 am

Touching the spikes in the pit trap trying to get at the gold that was too close to the spikes in Halted Stream Camp???
I did that one too, lol :biggrin: Teach us not to be avaricious...
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:30 am

Holding off killing a mob of Skeevers until I had dispatched the incredibly over powered Drauger at the end of a dungeon only to be killed by one seconds AFTER killing the Drauger.
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:49 am

I used whirlwind sprint to sprint to a saber cat when I was lvl 4. I was a melee so I thought I would get in and try to kill it before the battle started. As soon as I whirlwinded into it a second stood up behind it......yipes!
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:31 am

Well, there was the time I drowned in 3 feet of water trying to harvest a clam. And, i had a Waterbreathing Enchanted Item with me, but not equipped.

However the weirdest was when my follower pushed me off of Bard's Leap. Took a few reloads and Third Person view to figure that one out.
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:53 am

Thinking you have "Become Ethereal" equipped as your Shout as you stand over a precipice ready to jump down...

And then hitting "Shout" and performing the Whirlwind Sprint into mid-air.

Then you feel shame as you fall and die.

Az

Off topic. What does that Become Ethereal shout do for you? The description has convinced me that it's useless, but since you use it, I'd like to know what I can get out of it. Thanks in advance.
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Sheila Reyes
 
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:12 am

An arrow to the knee.
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Post » Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:07 am

Getting executed at the intro.
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