What would you do if you woke up in skyrim? : V - Skyrim

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:36 am

I would get the telekinesis spell, and mess around with it.
Stuff like throwing food into peoples faces, until i get arrested.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:16 am

Make a gun, sell them to some local bandits, AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:40 am

I stay in a big city.

Cheers

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:51 am

Don a black suit and cape. Wear a mask that resembles a bat. Go around talking all low and growly. Say things like "WHERE ARE THEY?!?!" .... Maybe live in a cave.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:32 am

All these posts, an no one has mentioned finding some sixy skyrim chicks?
I mean c'mon...
Invisibility + skyrim chicks = a great time.

100 percent skill in pickpocket :evil:

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:13 am

Woke up, as in, in the carriage, sitting across from Ulfric, on my way to Helgen to get my head chopped off?

I'd end up as tasty snack for Alduin.

If for some reason I managed to survive that, and was able to somehow follow Hadvar/Ralof through the caves, I'd stick close to Hadvar/Ralof all the way to Riverwood, and stay there. Probably as a wood-chopper. Earn my 10g a night to stay in the inn, always thinking that there's more to that Delphine than she's letting on....

Unless you happen to be that first guy to the block......then your skyrim trip would be over rather quickly lol.

I would try my hand at adventuring, maybe if I was lucky, end up as a knight errent. However if this didn't work I would make money any way possible, and open a "house of earthly delights". I feel it would fit especially well in skyrim, and it would just have to be done.

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:05 pm

Befriend khajiit.

Romance khajiit.

...

Somebody likes pu$$y. :devil:

I think I'd find the Daedric lord with that Wabbajack and have fun turning loads of people into crazy things.

When I get bored with that, I'd find someone who want a DB contract done and then get the brotherhood to find me and recruit me. I'd rather be one of them than have them hunting me.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:11 pm

What the hell.
This cannot be happening.
This must be a dream.
Wake up gerza wake up. Oh no great now what?
Good lord how could I get myself out of this tangle web.
There some water over there, I wash my face first. Still here. Oh boy ok, get to the trees first.
Looks like a village over there see there is a tavern over there once inside I think what I do next. Out here is not safe.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:20 am

I'd rush to the first town in vicinity, earn some cash with some honest labor and buy the best gear available. Then I'd train in close-quarter combat, Destruction, Alteration and Restoration until I felt I could survive out in the wilderness. I'd then do some small tasks for the locals to earn up coin for supplies - potions mostly, and travel toward the closest city with a guild to join up. I'd stay with the guild until I became truly powerful and there was no longer anything interesting to do. After that, I'd finally go solo to explore this strange world and find out how I ended up in it in the first place.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:55 am

I would become a vampire and predict the future.

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:31 pm

Funny, because I was thinking about something similar at work the other night. I thought to myself, "If Skyrim were a real place, would I want to go there? And what would I do?"

I like Whiterun and Solitude, so I'd likely want to live in one of those cities. If not, I'd want my own little house near one of those two cities, or out in the woods somewhere. In terms of work, I'd imagine that I'd want to become a city guard. It mirrors my professional and personal desires and what I actually do for a living.

Otherwise I would try to find a way to earn a living with writing. Perhaps I could become a scribe or something for the province, or one of the cities.

Oh, and tame a Sabre Kitty and keep it as a pet.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:14 am

I would try to slap myself awake.

Or I would try to study and learn all if the fundamentals of magic and try to become the most powerful and knowledgeable mage in existence.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:16 am

The first things that i do normally; my "needs" ,eating/drink something and try to make six with the first interesting human be that i find on my way...

Spoiler

(but no hagravens please :biggrin:

)

well,perhaps not in that particular order :bunny:

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:55 am

Well I would ofc practice magic like crazy. Also probably steal to stay alive as theres no way im leaving a major city till I'm a boss at magic and have awesome weapons and armour. I would probably start my own guild so I can have cannon fodder incase I ever fight a dragon.

Then go on a epic quest to find some ancient super power dwemner artifact which would probably get me killed, but hey no risk no glory.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:31 am

The first thing I would do was to go bang someone

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:40 am

I would be depressed and hope I end up back on Earth. No computers, cars, airplanes, electricity, or the many other modern luxuries is not my idea of a good time.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:19 am

Go back to sleep, because this is what I do in real life

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:56 pm

Lets say you fall asleep tonight and you wake up just as you do in skyrim. what would you do? and i don't mean quest's i mean like if it were reality. I would escape then go live a quite life as a blacksmith and hunter in riverwood.

EDIT - YES YOU CAN BE ANY PLAYABLE RACE YOU WANT

Well I wouldn't live in Riverwood. Everyone there dies from Dragons sooner or later.

It would depend a lot on where I woke up. If I woke up in Riverwood and tried to walk to Whiterun I am pretty sure I'd be killed by a wolf along the way. But, I would try to make it to Whiterun and I'd chop wood all day and sleep in the inn. I'd flirt with Ysolda. I'd check Belethor's store everyday for a Tusk and save up to buy it. I'd give the tusk to Ysolda and then travel to Riften by carriage. I'd pay the tax to get in and go to the Temple to learn about Mara and buy a amulet (gonna have to chop a lot of wood to save enough for this trip). I would go back to Whiterun and meet Ysolda while wearing the Amulet of Mara. When she ask I would say yes and we would meet back in the Temple of Mara to get hitched. Afterwards I would move in with Ysolda and I would keep chopping wood for money, maybe do some smithing if I can make it profitable.

I would never leave the walled city again ... cause I would DIE out there.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:26 am

Yawn stretch, hmmm HUH?
This isn't my memory foam mattress, what's that smell?
My walls weren't made of gappy planking when I went to sleep what the...?

"Honoured my Thane"

EEEEEK!

?

How YOU doin?

Off to the tavern.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:44 am

Befriend khajiit.

Romance khajiit.

Adventure with khajiit.

Hug khajiit.

Practice magic with a khajiit. ( J'zarbro

)

Get high with khajiit.

Join a khajiit caravan.

Go to Elsweyr. (If this scenario includes more than just Skyrim.)

Repeat all of the above, but in the Khajiit homeland.

Go swimming with Khajiit.

Party with Khajiit.

Get wasted with Khajiit.

Chase my tail.

Roll around with a bunch of khajiit kittens.

Realise that it's kinda creepy.

Stop.

Get wasted at another khajiti party.

Wake up in the morning feeling like Talos.

Got my dagger I'm out the door.

Gonna hit this city.

Talkin' bout pedicures for my paws.

Paws.

Gonna try and sharpen up my claws.

Claws.

Khajiit blowin up mah phones.

Phones.

Befriend some khajiit from each moon-phase.

Hang with mah' new awesome kittybros.

Maybe get an awesome, fluffy, khajiit girlfriend. :love:

Enjoy my new, awesome life.

...

Assuming I don't get slaughtered by Bandits, Dragons, Bears, Frost Trolls, Dragur, Sabre Cats, Falmer, of Mammoths the second I arrive in Skyrim, that is.

Edit: What's the command for that blushy-heart emoticon, again? :shrug:

I cried omg

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:50 am

first I'd probably go temporarily insane. then once i'd come to terms with everything i'd probably try and get invlolved with building and construction seeing as that's my skill in real life. if it didn't exist then i'd make it exist and lead the restoration of Winterhold and the expansion of Whiterun. And secrectly train in all forms of magic while i was in Winterhold and then become DARK LORD OF TAMRIEL!!!!!!!111one

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:54 am

Id use alchemy to pay for training in all combat and smithing. Then the graybeards and i would call for a meeting at hh. Heres how the meeting goes: we tell the current leaders of skyrim about the alduin threat,that im dragonborn and COULD save them,BUT, after i do, i am now grand,high,exhaulted mystic ruler of the world. No need to worry bout your petty little war cus im boss man. BOW TO THE WORLD SAVING DRAGONBORN! oh, and definetly kill nazeem and trip belethores dumb-dumb while he was delivering wood

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:16 am

Lets say you fall asleep tonight and you wake up just as you do in skyrim. what would you do?

Scream at wall to check if I'm Dovahkin

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:43 pm

I feel I have to edit my answer (being terrified, try to get back home, mourn the loss of my family) a little.

If I really, really were stuck, then after a suitable amount of time I think I would try to find me a smart, good-looking guy who could teach me how to wield a sword. Hmm, maybe I could find one at that place, what's it called, Jorrvaskr?

Then I would either open a bookstore, or try to find a decent tailor who could work for me, then design awesome dresses and sell them while actually being NICE to my customers. I'm SO putting Radiant Raiments out of business.

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:25 pm