What would you do if you woke up in skyrim? : V - Skyrim

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:54 am

Befriend khajiit.

Romance khajiit.

Adventure with khajiit.

Hug khajiit.

Practice magic with a khajiit. ( J'zarbro :biggrin:

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Get high with khajiit.

Join a khajiit caravan.

Go to Elsweyr. (If this scenario includes more than just Skyrim.)

Repeat all of the above, but in the Khajiit homeland.

Go swimming with Khajiit.

Party with Khajiit.

Get wasted with Khajiit.

Chase my tail.

Roll around with a bunch of khajiit kittens.

Realise that it's kinda creepy.

Stop.

Get wasted at another khajiti party.

Wake up in the morning feeling like Talos.

Got my dagger I'm out the door.

Gonna hit this city.

Talkin' bout pedicures for my paws.

Paws.

Gonna try and sharpen up my claws.

Claws.

Khajiit blowin up mah phones.

Phones.

Befriend some khajiit from each moon-phase.

Hang with mah' new awesome kittybros.

Maybe get an awesome, fluffy, khajiit girlfriend. :love:

Enjoy my new, awesome life.

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Assuming I don't get slaughtered by Bandits, Dragons, Bears, Frost Trolls, Dragur, Sabre Cats, Falmer, of Mammoths the second I arrive in Skyrim, that is.

Edit: What's the command for that blushy-heart emoticon, again? :shrug:

That is hilarious.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:26 am

Ive actually had a couple very vivid dreams of being in skyrim. All my friends were there too and my dog was a follower with me. That's all I remember though.

I also had this recently. I was riding on a horse and got chased by a creepy superfast draugur.
Damn zombies!

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:11 am

Eat pizza. Watch TV. Run away from bad guys and scary monsters.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:27 am

Cry of joy and denounce my atheism.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:56 am

Get killed by a Mudcrab.
Sigh.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:09 am

I'd probaly train a few years untill I become a master at dagger and archery combat,
and also become a master in poisions, I find it fits the archery style.

Become close to the Jarl of riften, win her trust.
After about a year of doing so, I give her a poison which would put her on a sick bed, slowly killing her from the inside.
Then I'd make sure she'd make me Jarl of Riften, settle down, gain respect.

Though in the years before that, When I was still training my Combat moves,
I worked my way up the thieving guild slowly, and became the leader.

So I'd be the Jarl of Riften, with the thieving guild at command, Which would make me the most powerfull man in Skyrim.
The thieving guild would make a massive income to reinforce riften with defenses against the Stormcloaks and the Imperials,
Yes I'd declare war against them both, their both corrupt anyways.

Once I've taken over Skyrim with my army of hirelings, I shall crown myself to be High King of Skyrim.
Then I'd Manage Skyrim for about 5 years, Find someone who does all my tasks once everything has setteled down, and live a nice and resty life somewere in the mountains,
close to a lake perhaps. Hunting with my bow and fishing for joy

Only my steward will know my location, for if something goes wrong.
I'd have him meet me every year orso, alone. To disscuss events.

This would be my Life in Skyrim.

On a side note,
I could just use my mastery of poisons, archery and stealth to kill everyone in my way, claim skyrim as my kingdom of evil and fire.
It'll be a worse place them Morrowind :drag:

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:54 pm

There would be only two paths:

1. find the most remote corner of the world possible and eke out a living trading with the caravans (because they don't annoy me much)

2. Kill all of my dull neighbors, only to find out half of them are immortal.

either way, my neighbors are going to annoy me by telling me where they work every day, or reminding me that Skyrim is obsessed with death. Enough is enough. One way or another, I WILL AVOID HAVING SUCH NEIGHBORS!

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:22 am

LIsette.

Oh, the questions was "what would you do?"
Everything.

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:42 pm

shameful bump

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:19 pm

get married XD

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:40 pm

get married XD

So you'd help someone with some mundane task, present them with a shiny amulet, then tie the knot?

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:10 am

Well I thought about it some more... And I would probably dedicate my time to.. Um... Getting Aela's attention... And then... :hubbahubba:

And I'd also help the Khajiit out with the skooma trade. Easy money.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:19 am

Shave and attempt to join the temple of Dibella.

Came in here just to post the same thing. :blush:

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:17 am

I very much enjoy reading this thread.

I would probably hide in town all day. Dem trolls is scary.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:43 am

Try to make my way to the nearest town or city, and uppon arriving, beg for any form of employment. After having saved up enough gold, I'd take a carriage to winterhold, then try my hand at joining the college. After making a few friends and possibly learning a few spells, I'd see if anyone at the college knew anything about vampires...

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:14 am

I'd catch myself a horker and cook it up:) mmmmm yum.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:42 am

At first I'd be terrified, I mean. I'd just woken up in Skyrim and not in the comfort of my beloved bed-.. but I get the point.

I'd most likely find some work in the nearest town and try to find a way to make a steady source of income in the long-run. If it wasn't for my eyesight (Which would be great if a healer could do something about it.) - I'd take up work as a mercenary perhaps. That is of course after years of extensive training with my weapon(s) of choice.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:31 am

maybe I would wake up as dumner and be a court wizard somewere in skyrim nice and safe... and grow a beard. and maybe up up a hair cutting saloon some where and make some money.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:52 am

lock myself up in my room, there are crazy Dovakiins running around these days...

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:49 pm

Kinda got a thing for Ysolda so I would seek her out immediately. Mammoth tusk, matrimony, and consummation all in a few hours. Oh yeah! :devil:

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:48 pm

Move to Tamriel. It's more peace full.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:14 am

Interesting question.

If I woke up in Skyrim exactly as I am now... well I'd probably be dead within a week.

Now if I woke up in Skyrim as one of my characters... haha let the fun begin.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:26 am

Woke up, as in, in the carriage, sitting across from Ulfric, on my way to Helgen to get my head chopped off?

I'd end up as tasty snack for Alduin.

If for some reason I managed to survive that, and was able to somehow follow Hadvar/Ralof through the caves, I'd stick close to Hadvar/Ralof all the way to Riverwood, and stay there. Probably as a wood-chopper. Earn my 10g a night to stay in the inn, always thinking that there's more to that Delphine than she's letting on....

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:18 am

I'd wake up naked, without any weapons or armor and get immediately stabbed in the face by a mud crab. The end.

Ok, seriously now, I'd arm myself to teeth and occupy one of the abandoned shacks in the middle of nowhere, far away from Thalmor Justicars, Stormcloaks and the Imperial legion to sit the civil war out. I could handle a few bandits, wolves or bears.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:02 am

form a band the likes of which have never been seen and call ourselves Tenacious D