What would you do if you woke up in skyrim?

Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:11 am

I would make myself a spear and go fishing. And I'd be an Argonian. I'd probably fish at Riverwood and Riften.
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TASTY TRACY
 
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:53 pm

Huh... surprised no one has taken my idea yet *evil grin*

I'd set up shop as a blacksmith and make a fortune off of knee armor.

*runs like hell*
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Victoria Bartel
 
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Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:30 am

I would be freaked out x) Try to go to a safe place and just sit there... wonder how i got there,And then maybe try to get stronger so i can survive
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Crystal Clarke
 
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Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:49 am

Panic... Then make my way to the Cyrodiil border, and head for warmer climes. Build a wooden cabin in the forest and lead a quiet life as a hunter.
Dragons? Not without a quick-save option and no nerve-endings...
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Jack Bryan
 
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Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:27 am

I'd go craft some potions, and then hunt a dragon with Aela.

I'd have to be a Nord, as the cold resistance would be convenient with Skyrim's cold temperatures.
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Jesus Sanchez
 
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Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:47 am

I would be arrested for lollygagging, as it is my favorite thing to do :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny:
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Eire Charlotta
 
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Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:53 am

If i woke up in Skyrim? now then that would be amazing. id be a Nord and go find Sheogorath and become his Champion of madness! and then Cheese for everyone!!
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chloe hampson
 
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Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:50 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5YgGFNllas
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Catherine Harte
 
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Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:24 am

All these posts, an no one has mentioned finding some sixy skyrim chicks?
I mean c'mon...
Invisibility + skyrim chicks = a great time.
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Rob Smith
 
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:37 pm

Find a bodyguard, then go straight to College of Winterhold to find out if anyone there knew what kind of magic brought me here and how I could get home.

If I were stuck, I would probably spend some weeks crying over the loss of my friends, family and comfortable life. And I would try to figure out a way to make money. Get a work in a shop or inn or something. And then I would live there, unhappy, missing my husband and children.

lol that one made me laugh real good. nice one :)
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Devin Sluis
 
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:37 pm

Shave and attempt to join the temple of Dibella.
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Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:23 am

Amaze them with my wonderful knowledge of science and math and amass a great fortune :D

Nah. probably find some way to learn magic. Preferably without going to the college of winterhold. The so called professors there are all idiots who totally got owned by a single high elf.
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john page
 
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:15 pm

Kill nazeem
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Beast Attire
 
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Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:47 am

I'd go looking for the nearest city, only to find glorified villages.
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Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:48 am

I would go to Morrowind to see how ma Dunmer homeys are getting on! Then after seeing that Morrowind was obliterated i would just go chill in black marsh and marry a hist! Tree hugging for the win!
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Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:27 am

Befriend khajiit.

Romance khajiit.

Adventure with khajiit.

Hug khajiit.

Practice magic with a khajiit. ( J'zarbro :D )

Get high with khajiit.

Join a khajiit caravan.

Go to Elsweyr. (If this scenario includes more than just Skyrim.)

Repeat all of the above, but in the Khajiit homeland.

Go swimming with Khajiit.

Party with Khajiit.

Get wasted with Khajiit.

Chase my tail.

Roll around with a bunch of khajiit kittens.

Realise that it's kinda creepy.

Stop.

Get wasted at another khajiti party.

Wake up in the morning feeling like Talos.

Got my dagger I'm out the door.

Gonna hit this city.

Talkin' bout pedicures for my paws.

Paws.

Gonna try and sharpen up my claws.

Claws.

Khajiit blowin up mah phones.

Phones.

Befriend some khajiit from each moon-phase.

Hang with mah' new awesome kittybros.

Maybe get an awesome, fluffy, khajiit girlfriend. :love:

Enjoy my new, awesome life.

...

Assuming I don't get slaughtered by Bandits, Dragons, Bears, Frost Trolls, Dragur, Sabre Cats, Falmer, of Mammoths the second I arrive in Skyrim, that is.

Edit: What's the command for that blushy-heart emoticon, again? :shrug:
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Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:41 pm

i would aspire to being the greatest assassin in the dark brotherhood, then i would travel the world establishing new sanctuary's in every new province i visit as well as rebuilding the old ones
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:36 pm

I'd probably end up one of those beggars asking for a septim who people shake their head at in pity as I constantly rave about a strange world of self-propelled carriages, flying machines in the sky and teh internets I insist I've come from.
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:15 pm

I would invent electricity, invent plastics, invent guns, missiles, launchers, Nukes, Kevlar, ETC. Then gather an army of soldiers equipped with these "new" weapons and then JDAM the s##t out of the thalmor homelands.
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Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:00 pm

Invent (or re-invent) Crossbows, Spears, Halberds, Rapiers, Throwing weapons, Medium armour, fist weapons, Broadswords, etc.

Then, I would ascend to divinity for my igenuity.
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Vincent Joe
 
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Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:38 am

Rage very hard and lash out at the nearest inanimate object. This will invariably be 'the bucket'...
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Roy Harris
 
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Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:00 am

By hook or crook I'd find me a mammoth tusk, seek out Ysolda, get married, and never leave Whiterun. You can't go 4 minutes in the wilds of Skyrim without being attacked by something. I'd have a merchant wife that likes to party and a safe place to live. And that's much better than ending up a multiple amputee at the hands of a grouchy mudcrab, let alone possibly becoming a thrall for a vampire; or getting barbecued, freeze dried, or electrocuted by the first mage I'd run across.

Skyrim would be hell to live in.
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Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:46 am

I would find a way to remove the arrow head from my knee and search for a way to be able to run while carrying to much weight.
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Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:26 am

Be an alchemist and profit from the sale of potions. Because I'd be out in the woods collecting ingredients, it'd be useful to be a Bosmer. I'd find a Bosmer wife and live in or near the Alchemist's shack. I'd definitely pick up illusion and restoration skills.
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Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:11 am

I'd wake as an Argonian Hunter, find a region with animals, a patch of deep water and preferably no humans then spend the rest of my life there. Hunting the local wildlife, catching fish and whenever someone comes along or danger arises, I'd hit the water and wait it out thanks to my infinite waterbreathing. Yay.
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