What do you think is the funniest reaction a NPC has said? : V

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:23 am

I think its hilarious when theres a dead body and EVERY NPC that sees it goes "Ooh...What Happened?" Whats yalls favorite?

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:51 pm

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/209/627/11742551.jpg?1322613355

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:39 pm

What comes to mind is the reaction to spells like candlelight and healing, "Ooh, look at the colors!" or something like that.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:05 am

"Your armour smells like death. Have you been grave robbing?"

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:57 am

Lydia says: "Are you a priest?'' if you heal her.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:56 am

I was in the first orc stronghold last night that I had found. I dropped an ingedient on the ground the orc behind me "And they call me a barbarian! At least I don't leave trash laying around." It was totally unexpected and gave me a nice chuckle.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:54 pm

I was in the first orc stronghold last night that I had found. I dropped an ingedient on the ground the orc behind me "And they call me a barbarian! At least I don't leave trash laying around." It was totally unexpected and gave me a nice chuckle.

Haha, I was killed by some Bandits once, and they said something like "You shouldnt leave your stuff laying around like that" I laughed

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:55 am

"I'm sure I heard something" as the sole survivor of a fury spell induced mutual massacre sits down as if nothing has happened after butchering his friend.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:33 am

Run around town in your underwear and you'll get lots of comments. Often you'll get comments in vendor dialog as well.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:11 am

"I'm sure I heard something" as the sole survivor of a fury spell induced mutual massacre sits down as if nothing has happened after butchering his friend.

You'll get the same reaction if you blast them with a fireball then hide.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:59 am

I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the knee..
Nah just joking,I think its funny "Guard might get nervous, a man approaching with his weapon drawn"

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 3:55 am

" lemme guess someone stole your sveetvoll "

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:57 pm

Guards will make light of your ties with the DB,

"Pssst, I know who you are. Hail Sithis!"

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:09 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4InFyDvGaM

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:25 am

[khajiit] <(-\_/-)>*sigh*

(Is that fur? growing out of your ears?)> /- \ [guard]

That would be the funniest and most stupid reaction an NPC has said to me. And no, I wasn't even in The Companions.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:33 am

After shooting an unnaware bandit it the face, and in a calm voice he says "Is someone there?" after killing I seen that the arrow went through the back of his head. He sure can handle pain.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:20 am

I was in the middle of beheading a bandit with my battle axe. During the kill move cut-scene, he said "It's... just a... scratch".

The whole scene reminded me of a certain troupe of English comedians in well known movie they made.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:42 pm

"He probably deserved it" - Guard coming across me just after I killed Nazeem. Not in time to witness it, but in time to comment on it

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:15 am

when i shot some guy in the face with an arrow he said "what was that?" and continued to walk around with an arrow sticking out of his face

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:19 pm

The entirety of

Spoiler

Sheogorath's

dialogue is perhaps the funniest thing in the game.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:06 am

"Shor's bones, handsome man in Falkreath!

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:07 pm

*I see an NPC approaching me*......."You're Naked!"

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:59 pm

*elder dragon swoops in starts attacking gaurd*
"It svcks my cousin is out there fighting the dragon while im stuck with...Guard duty"

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:28 pm

"He probably deserved it" - Guard coming across me just after I killed Nazeem. Not in time to witness it, but in time to comment on it :smile:

he did

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:15 pm

The fletcher in Solitude :

Me : I need some arrows to kill a dragon.
Him : Oh sure. And Perhaps you'd like a bow that shoots rainbows and a quiver that dispenses mead?

Something along those lines.