My mage got challenged to a duel by some random guy and of course excepts. Since he didn't provide any rules before the time I do my usual routine of summoning an Atronach for backup. At the same time my follower starts beating him up. Klimmek (yes, this was at Ivarstead) who seemed to like me decides to defend my honour as well since I did him a favour. So I'm looking at this spectacle of 1 x Atronach and 2 x NPC beating up on a wizard who wanted a duel when the following conversation transpires.

Challenger to me: "Hey! This is a one on one duel!"
Klimmek to Challenger: "You'll be sorry you ever set foot here!"

And this is the part where I just lost it...

Challenger to Klimmek: "This is a magic only duel." and as if speaking to a deaf idiot he goes "Maaaaagic!"

I killed someone in Whiterun and that little girl that walks past Breezeholm did the same thing. I wasn't expecting it and started laughing.

I had that happen on one of my characters too, a mage-thief hybrid. I had Cicero as a follower at that time though. So the dialogue quickly turned into a lunatic debate about "Maaaaagic" and "That'll teach youuu to cross meeeeeeeee". Geez. I'm surrounded by idiots.

The funniest thing that happened to me was that I was in a dungeon and I dropped a few items because I was overloaded. Well, when you do that sometimes NPCs will ask you if they can pick it up. But in this case, there was a bandit in the adjacent room who came running, I swear, running in and asked me if she could pick it up. I said yes, but right after she picked it up her AI turned back to the bandit AI thing, she said huh? or something like that and started attacking me. I was laughing so hard I had trouble killing her.

Might be a new bandit trick!

The elf pretending to be a Stormcloak officer, when you spot him later in a Legion uniform: "Listen ... uh ... It's not what it looks like"

Cast candlelight spell next to woman: "What a display of color!"
Cast candlelight spell next to guard: "Woah woah woah go cast your fancy magic elsewhere!"

Rather than funny scripting, I was in a Dwemer Ruin and fired arrows at a Falmer and a Falmer Nightprowler. The Falmer fell, the nightprowler came in for a swing or two, I kept with the pincushion effect. The Nightprowler fell sitting up on top of his fellow Falmer with an arrow sticking through his knee. I walked around it to have a chuckle and Lydia stands next to them with a face stating "I used to be an adventurer..."

I took a screenshot and have it as my desktop picture.

"Death is overrated" ... heard it at least twice

Yea, for a moment i thought she was going to go to bed with me *sigh*

I was walking around Eastmarch and a Thief runs up to me with his dagger drawn. He stops and Looks at me, Looks at the dragon behind me, looks back at me again. Thief said "uhh..." then ran away.

"Using spells like that is what gives magic a bad name"



- Undead Thalmor Thrall.

Belethor: "DO come back."

Cracks me up every time. I think he wants to hook up...

Whenever people comment on my nudity as I stroll through town I get a giggle.

I was wandering around the northwestern coast and discovered a fort inhabited by Thalmor. I walk up to the guard and he yells "HALT!" What makes it even funnier is I was playing a Breton.

Couple things with me

Guard say's "What is it? Dragons?" in Morthal. A dragon attacks right then.
A guard says "Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll" as he sits in the Whiterun barracks with a sweetroll next to him. I slowly lift it up, and he says "Put that down"

Sometime, when i killed a dragon, and got it soul, with a guard beside me he will talked stupid like this

"I cant believe it, you absorb it soul" << kinda like that, it shows that the guard know i killed the dragon

then.. 2 second he talked again

"What is it?... a dragon?"

WTF dude

Was selling lots of stuff to vendors so I put all my equipment away to carry more.
Kid ran up to me and shouted "Naked, Naked, Naked!"

Random Bandit: Is that the best you can do?
Then I impale them with both swords, lifting them off the ground.

Spot two bandits in a dungeon, and shoot one of them with my bow, killing them.
Bandit: *draws weapon* Is someone there? *starts walking away from me*

When I was lurking in a bandit hideout the chief started mumbling to himself about how she couldn't prove it was his child. TES VI: Maury?

Guard: "You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords... CURVED SWORDS!"

*Clears out a cave*
*Leaves cave*
As soon as the loading screen goes away
Lydia: Ooh a cave, I wonder what's inside

Casting courage on Farkas, "I feel like I could crush a giants head like a walnut."

Female Guard in Riften after I totally destroyed the bortherhood:

"I head about your attack on the sanctuary of brotherhood. I could of done that myself! But I was.... ummmm...... sick at that time."

Lydia takes a arrow in the head and it's sticking out of her forehead: "It's just a scratch!"