Where are the gay couples in Skyrim?

Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:09 pm

WHERE ARE THE CARPENTERS?!


Where are the bisixual couples?
:blink: And how exactly do you know they're bisixual? Perhaps you had polygamy in mind?

I'll just give you this and go play Skyrim again:


Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?
~Ernest Gaines

Jusr replace guns with swords.
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Siobhan Thompson
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:54 am

I was talking about in humanity. If you want to base your behavior off of animals then I cannot converse with you further.
Yea, because last time I checked, there was a whole different evolutionary chart for humans, who are aliens from "Space Heavens"... Not animals, with warm-blooded bodies, two separated reproductive organs where not missing or not having both, and we don't have fur and birth with umbilical cords... like all the other animals. We are unique... lol... like whales and platypus and the sun!
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:15 pm

Where are the naked big busty women? That`s my question.

Well the tavern girls wear some pretty reveling uniforms. The gold pendants really draw your *ahem* eyes.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:16 am

WHERE ARE THE CARPENTERS?!



:blink: And how exactly do you know they're bisixual? Perhaps you had polygamy in mind?

I'll just give you this and go play Skyrim again:


Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?
~Ernest Gaines

Jusr replace guns with swords.

Just replace hands with... Twinkies!... They have cream filling... Ewww... (Hetero-joke)
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:48 pm

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?
~Ernest Gaines

Now that is a good question.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:23 pm

Everyone should be homosixual, then the population would plummet, not enough people to support the games industry, and no more TES! See why such personalities are not popular?!
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:29 am

I was talking about in humanity. If you want to base your behavior off of animals then I cannot converse with you further.

Point missed.

First as others have said. Humans=a type of animal. Pointing this out no more means that human will physiologically require a tail for balanced or that a penguin will require human sweat glands as part of their heat regulation system.

The point is that it shows why when some say that homosixuality is "unnatural" they are lying. Or at best they are using natural and unnatural as words when what they really mean is, "Fitting or not fitting into sociological expectations I hold and am comfortable with."
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:13 pm

No. I have no confusion over what different parts of the body are actually designed to do.

So then you have nothing to be afraid because everyone is doing what they're designed to do! :sorcerer:
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:02 pm

Gay couples weren't tolerated in medieval times so they are trying to keep it realistic?

Tell that to the Sacred Band of Thebes :dry:
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:11 pm

So then you have nothing to be afraid because everyone is doing what they're designed to do! :sorcerer:

Hell, modern medicine exists in no small part because the human body isn't designed and has a tendency to not do certain things very well.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:55 pm

So then you have nothing to be afraid because everyone is doing what they're designed to do! :sorcerer:

wow. You really are quite the Einstein, lol
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:52 pm

No. I have no confusion over what different parts of the body are actually designed to do.

We have a Winner!
Silliest point of the Decade!

But let's not give in to the temptation of discussing homosixuality in real life.
It'd be the quickest route to have this thread locked.
Maybe some people are aiming for just that.

Me, I'm perfecty fine with TES only having beautiful curvaceous women...
Keep them coming.
:biggrin:
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:24 am

Hell, modern medicine exists in no small part because the human body isn't designed and has a tendancy to not do certain things very well.
that is one hell of a point
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:39 pm

We have a Winner!
Silliest point of the Decade!

But let's not give in to the temptation of discussing homosixuality in real life.
It'd be the quickest route to have this thread locked.
Maybe some people are aiming for just that.

Me, I'm perfecty fine with TES only having beautiful curvaceous women...
Keep them coming.
:biggrin:

Come to think it. While I haven't married with any one of my characters yet in Skyrim. If I was to go the male marrying a male route. I don't think I've seen any yet that would fit the bill. Burley sorts are out for me, so that pretty much leaves Nords as an option off the table.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:37 pm

heh leydenne is watching and waiting....at any moment the kitty may strike WAKAAAAA!!(cat karate)
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:27 pm

No. I have no confusion over what different parts of the body are actually designed to do.

I wasn't asking if you were confused.

Edit: thank (you may) god your not born as one
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:22 pm

I'll just give you this and go play Skyrim again:

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?
~Ernest Gaines

Jusr replace guns with swords.

Notably, in India even today, straight men will walk down the street with their pinky fingers intertwined. Nothing gay about it.

Westerners are just weird people.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:22 pm

wow. You really are quite the Einstein, lol

No, I just know a lot of human sixuality and how it works. You tend to learn a few things when you read more than you socialize.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:55 am

Come to think it. While I haven't married with any one of my characters yet in Skyrim. If I was to go the male marrying a male route. I don't think I've seen any yet that would fit the bill. Burley sorts are out for me, so that pretty much leaves Nords as an option off the table.
ep the men are too ....mainly lol...i watch anime so im used to the bishounen look
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:58 am

Come to think it. While I haven't married with any one of my characters yet in Skyrim. If I was to go the male marrying a male route. I don't think I've seen any yet that would fit the bill. Burley sorts are out for me, so that pretty much leaves Nords as an option off the table.
Marry Marcurio.
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:56 pm

I give this thread to page 6 before it gets shut down for one reason or another.

Well, I have a few issues with this thread.

One is the general premise that a real world issue/lifestyle/what have you should somehow be addressed in "lore" - the premise of the original topic is forced, trying to be controversial, it's not an issue in the game. Now you can say "oh ho, the moderators or Bethesda is intolerant, they shut down my thread." So you got what you wanted there.

Another issue is that are random spam posts, like the one I quoted. That just seems designed to increase post count, because it sure wasn't on topic... such as it was.

Religion has been sneaking in. It is kind of like Godwin'ing the thread, only using "bible" instead of "nazi". :shrug:

Lastly, there are plenty of comments in here, which simply do not reflect well on the open-mindedness of people to be reasonably tolerant of stuff that has zero affect on them or their lives, so rather than go further down that road, I'll just shut the thread down.
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