Why Do Argonians Have briasts? : V - Skyrim

» Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:43 pm

Good question OP. Maybe the argonian males have a penchant for the human shape, sort of an 'attract a mate' feature?

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:55 am

Honestly, Skyrim got it right when it comes to their appearance. in the other games they looked kinda creepy. Imagine this as your wife!
http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Argonian_(Oblivion)

The Oblivion Argonians were pretty cool. I liked how they had a mini-dragon vibe but still managed to look like friendly little reptiles.

» Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:19 pm

Thats how I see it. I read Racial Phylogeny and it says that Argonians can be fertile to other species. I have one thing to say to that...Nordgonians. They are Nords that come from argonians eggs and they drink hist for the hell of it,

» Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:45 pm

They also say Khajiit can look almost elven like with little cat qualities. What is this madness, lol. Extreme divergent evolution.

You have asked for the powers of the Khajiit scholar? Okay. Khajiit actually take on many forms. From giant tigers, tiny house cats(don't call those Khajiit house cats...), to the Suthay found in Morrowind(non-raht Khajiit are smaller than the raht form) to the Suthay-Raht we see in Redguard, Oblivion, and Skyrim. Each of these forms are determined by the moon phases upon which a Khajiit is born under.

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:00 am

Thats how I see it. I read Racial Phylogeny and it says that Argonians can be fertile to other species. I have one thing to say to that...Nordgonians. They are Nords that come from argonians eggs and they drink hist for the hell of it,

Well in TES lore, the child takes on the race of the mother.

» Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:39 pm

TES Lore is really indepth. And I just read that Argonian height ranges from 4'10" to 5'8" depending on gender. I honestly thought that Morrowind argoninians were pretty tall or maybe thats just 1st person eye level. learning soo much of this briast thread, lol

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:27 am

Why do Platypus lay eggs if they are mammals? The Argonians could have traits from both sides. Even though they are reptiles they can either give birth too live young, or once they hatch. The mothers start briast feeding their young until they get teeth.

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:21 am

Why do Platypus lay eggs if they are mammals?

But platypuses(or platypai) dont have massive double D knockers last time I checked.

» Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:58 pm

Their maids wouldn't be very lusty without boobs, now would they?

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:07 am

Their maids wouldn't be very lusty without boobs, now would they?

You know what, youre right! Can't be lusty without being busty! In Molag Bal's case....musty *shudders*

» Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:44 pm

Asgard, I just read your sneakless archery thread and love it!

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:05 am

Their maids wouldn't be very lusty without boobs, now would they?

But if she has a nice oven she could make up for it.

But platypuses(or platypai) dont have massive double D knockers last time I checked.

Well, look again! (I also edited the post after you quoted me.)

» Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:59 pm

But if she has a nice oven she could make up for it.

Well, look again! (I also edited the post before you quted me.)

Is the oven hot?

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:21 am

yes..the lusty argonian maid :rofl:

and no i wasn't being sarcastic , i knew they had a connection to the hist but that deep ? wow....

» Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:42 pm

Is the oven hot?

you know it

» Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:52 pm

But if she has a nice oven she could make up for it.

Well, look again! (I also edited the post after you quoted me.)

I prefer plasma oven with a good rack to go along with it. Enough stove talk. yeah, any argonian woman that gives me a CuisinArt Oven should practically be my wife.

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:03 am

yes..the lusty argonian maid :rofl:

and no i wasn't being sarcastic , i knew they had a connection to the hist but that deep ? wow....

Well, Khajiit get moons. Argonians get a tree. A tree that might be the son of Vivic or maybe Vivic is part tree.

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 7:29 am

Is the oven hot?

It's very hot. Also before I broke it in. I had troubles getting it too open so I can put my loaf in. But now it opens more easily.

» Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:10 pm

Enough stove talk.

can i polish your dragonskin armour?

:banana:

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:20 am

It's very hot. Also before I broke it in. I had troubles getting it too open so I can put my loaf in. But now it opens more easily.

I got power tools to fix that. Just set up an appointment and I can take a look at that...like a true nord.

» Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:05 pm

A tree that might be the son of Vivic.

How the hell did he have sixy time with a tree? Did he shove his willy wacker in some random hole a woodpecker made. And his god like...pudding got it pregnant?

» Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:47 pm

How many verions are there of the LAM?

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:48 am

How the hell did he have sixy time with a tree? Did he shove his willy wacker in some random hole a woodpecker made. And his god like...pudding got it pregnant?

And yes, that is probably a viable explanation according to elder scrolls lore. I once made love to a spriggan.

» Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:46 pm

How the hell did he have sixy time with a tree? Did he shove his willy wacker in some random hole a woodpecker made. And his god like...pudding got it pregnant?

He's Vivic. He might be lost in Oblivion right now, but his awesomeness makes every woman pregnant without him even doing anything. Why else is his palace locked? He didn't want to overpopulate Vvardenfall or Morrowind.

» Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:29 pm

Asgard, I just read your sneakless archery thread and love it!

Thank you! I'm working on an archery mod to make sneakless archery more fun for the masses, but as exams are coming up it'll be a while.