Why Do Argonians Have briasts? : V

» Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:46 pm

I don't understand how briasts containing mammary glands could possibly benefit a reptilian race at all since they don't feed their children milk. Unless they can spray venom from the briasts or magically their children drink milk, its pretty much useless lol.

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:31 am

I don't understand how briasts containing mammary glands could possibly benefit a reptilian race at all since they don't feed their children milk. Unless they can spray venom from the briasts or magically their children drink milk, its pretty much useless lol.

Without briasts you couldn't say who is it.

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:58 am

maybe biology in tamriel is differant to earth

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:34 am

Argonians aren't really reptiles and seem to be more or less mammals/reptiles/maybe plants. They might just give themselves implants for fashion purposes. Those briasts might be very fake.

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:35 am

sixual dimorphism.

» Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:16 pm

You don't like reptilian boobies, bro? >:/

But yeah, I say it's just there to differentiate the genders.

» Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:24 pm

Argonians aren't really reptiles and seem to be more or less mammals/reptiles/maybe plants.

Also this. Argonians' reptile qualities vary and are determined by the amount of Hist sap they consume as hatchlings. I think that more Hist sap - more mammal qualities, but don't take my word for it.

» Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:01 pm

Argonians mite look reptilian...but are far from it...they are warm blooded...take care of their young hatchlings, and are a product of the hist...which they are bound to throughout their lives... even in skyrim...where its song and hum mite be a tad less audible but there nonetheless. you sir...are a rascist... a bigot!!! whats next...that orcs have funky teeth? or why dont khajiit have multiple teats like cats????!!!! not that i care anyhow..Im a Dunmer... i think you all freaks...

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:31 am

You don't like reptilian boobies, bro? >:/

hahahahahahaha fell off my chair when i read this, thank you sir you made me laugh so hard that abs hurt

» Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:01 pm

So if I drank hist as I child I'd turn into the GEICO lizard? Thats scary. What happens to baby argonians who don't get their Flintstones' Hist Vitamins? Or maybe argonians briasts are filled with hist for their babies, lol.

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:23 am

actually hist on non argonians acts like LSD...as seen in the fighters guild quest in oblivion...and most likely toxic in large doses..

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:42 am

What happens to baby argonians who don't get their Flintstones' Hist Vitamins?

Well, pre-Hist-consuming Argonians were pretty much lizards. I think those hatchlings would still be Argonians (genetics), though a little... behind.

So if I drank hist as I child I'd turn into the GEICO lizard?

I'm thinking of making this into a signature.

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:33 am

Well, pre-Hist-consuming Argonians were pretty much lizards. I think those hatchlings would still be Argonians (genetics), though a little... behind.

So like Mongoloids...only argonian version

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:36 am

Well maybe Argonian hatchlings still need to be briastfed?
You should as well question the fact female Khajiits only have a pair, instead of, three, or four? :banana:

» Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:52 pm

you made me laugh so hard that abs hurt

ow yes im sure , let me guess....someone stole your low -fat snacks ......

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:40 am

Well maybe Argonian hatchlings still need to be briastfed?
You should as well question the fact female Khajiits only have a pair, instead of, three, or four? :banana:

they are ugly enough :banana:

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:52 am

techically...they all have one mind...there is no i or he she for argonians.... they are... they also have no concept of time...to them it is all at once... most likely due to there connection to the hist

» Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:40 pm

Well maybe Argonian hatchlings still need to be briastfed?
You should as well question the fact female Khajiits only have a pair, instead of, three, or four? :banana:

They have eight. The first two are briasts. The other three pairs are just nipbles.

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:11 am

techically...they all have one mind...there is no i or he she for argonians.... they are... they also have no concept of time...to them it is all at once... most likely due to there connection to the hist

yes...i think...i should....stop......mutter....ing

:stare:

» Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:18 pm

You should as well question the fact female Khajiits only have a pair, instead of, three, or four? :banana:

That's interesting. Though it might vary by Khajiit sub-species.

» Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:37 pm

Argonians remind me of the flood from Halo with a gravemind and such.

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:46 am

They have eight. The first two are briasts. The other three pairs are just nipbles.

been checking out the bikini -clad khajjit babes eh ? :wink_smile:

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:01 am

"Argonian appearance ranges from reptilian to almost human; this is decided by the amount of Hist sap they ingest as hatchlings, which ceremonially takes place on their Naming Day. Ancient cave paintings depict figures which appear to be more tree-like than Argonian."

"While Argonians appear reptilian in nature at first glance, they also exhibit qualities of fish and amphibians: they are able to breathe underwater through small gills behind their ears, and swim using the same method as that of a tadpole or eel by moving their tail side-to-side to propel through the water. "

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Argonian

» Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:34 pm

I don't understand how briasts containing mammary glands could possibly benefit a reptilian race at all since they don't feed their children milk. Unless they can spray venom from the briasts or magically their children drink milk, its pretty much useless lol.

lol that's messed up.

» Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:44 pm

anyway this is tamriel so why cant they have briasts and flawnt them??
:biggrin:

?

(because other races * no names* do...)

although modders seem keen to errm....enlarge certain ....yes....(