What the hell were they thinking with that pathetic and stupid armour?!
Designer: Sooo, I've just finished all the female armor sets, how do you like them?
Executive Producer: What the.... they don't look female enough!
Designer: But thats exactly how realistic armor loo...
Executive Producer: TO HELL with realism, we need more six, six sells!
Designer: But I'm finished with the armor sets, I can't start from scratch again, there's too little time!
Executive Producer: Well, I have an idea, maybe you can just put two giant bumps on the chestpiece?
Designer & Executive Producer: High-five!