Your Wifes Secret Admirer : V - Skyrim

» Mon May 14, 2012 6:37 pm

Noooo ! I'll kill the both for breaking my hea .....um...never mind . :whistling:

» Tue May 15, 2012 8:54 am

I believe he's talking about how this might happen in radiant story.

I'd tell him to back off, if he doesn't I lure him out in the middle of nowhere, then bobs-your-uncle, I slash his throat with my claws.

i'd turn into a werewolf and eat him!

» Mon May 14, 2012 8:51 pm

Arrow in the family jewels then in the face. :flame:

» Tue May 15, 2012 1:38 am

Old thread, but yeah that'd be awesome! Bethesda just keeps giving me more reasons to give Fuzzy Fists in the Face!

Edit : Actually, being the violent one in the Love Triangle never works out, i'll be the good guy and kindly talk to them both about it, i don't wanna risk losing my wife because i gave this guy a Fuzzy Fist in the Face, it gives me a bad image

I won't until she tells me too

» Mon May 14, 2012 11:31 pm

The obvious choice is to annihilate the entire village.

This seems logical.

» Mon May 14, 2012 9:31 pm

Or I could turn Drakes 'Find Your Love' song all the way up when I catch the two together and id just give her this look that says she's so [censored] up but it looks all dramatic and sixy on me and shell be like wait don't leave me and then alduin starts attacking and I'm all like get inside cause while I feel like I hate her I want her to be safe and as dragonborn its my duty to face evil till my end and so shell be crying and I unleash hell on alduin and he nearlly tears me apart and she tries to save me in some stupidly insane love guilt induced burst of courage and alduin almost tears her apart but I shove her out the way and I am fatally wounded but I kill alduin with a sword in the skull and lightning arced into the sword. Id be bleeding and crying from the pain and she would hold me and I would never look so sixy as I ever have now and the game would just end with her saying don't go.

:lol:

I love being a action romance crazed american.

i have to admit....that's good

» Mon May 14, 2012 6:50 pm

I'd kill my wife and marry the guy. Then I'd make him love me over a period of many years and affectionate times together. When he is at his most vulnerable I will turn around and break his heart. He will spend the rest of his days crying on the streets after I've kicked him out and taken his shoes. I will proudly wear his shoes in front of him on the street as he cries, bragging about all the new wives I have slept with on his side of the bed.

» Mon May 14, 2012 6:56 pm

Two-handed weapon decapitation. Yup.

There can be only one.

» Mon May 14, 2012 8:07 pm

Who cares I can get a new wife. :toughninja: