Your Wifes Secret Admirer : V - Skyrim

» Tue May 15, 2012 6:21 am

I'd ask him to be my companion, take him to a dungeon he would not survive, and... You know the rest.
Theres an upside to this also... It doesn't go on your criminal record. I'd like to have no criminal record for my first playthrough.

» Tue May 15, 2012 5:24 am

I would just out right assassinate him. Stalk him in the shadows, and strike when he is alone.

» Mon May 14, 2012 11:27 pm

edited

» Mon May 14, 2012 8:43 pm

Kill them both. How? I dunno, big axe to the face, a shock spell? Both? I used to stack limbs and bodyparts in piles in Fallout, im sure my creative mind will think of something :whistling:

» Tue May 15, 2012 9:38 am

Nothing. Me and my wife will have an open relationship.

I might go up to him and be like, "You hitting that? No way me to!"

*High five.

» Tue May 15, 2012 3:22 am

how bout roast raqest

» Tue May 15, 2012 6:03 am

That's what the gimp suit in the basemant is for.

» Mon May 14, 2012 10:20 pm

I read today that when you get married your spouse may have a secret admirer after her skirt. All I really want to know is what would you guys do to that secret admirer if he started hounding your baby?

Me personally, id Yol Tor his ass into ashes.

Where did you read this?
New The Sims preview?

» Tue May 15, 2012 7:11 am

I'll kill the bastard! :verymad:

On second thought, since she's cheating on me, it's okay for me to cheat on her. :celebration:

» Mon May 14, 2012 8:12 pm

I wouldn't care considering its a videogame character.

» Tue May 15, 2012 5:38 am

Kill him.

edit: and if admiration was both ways then her too

» Tue May 15, 2012 5:43 am

I'd simply ask him, "So is this three way happening or what?"

Edit: As I walk in on them in bed in nothing but my undies with a bottle of wine and calipers.

» Mon May 14, 2012 9:14 pm

This thread makes me wonder if in game you can call a person out to duel. It should be an option. If they hate you enough they accept. Then ask your wife to duel. Little do they know you have a secret card known as the save, aside from any other obvious advantage.

ps: a threesome with 2 dudes is gross

» Mon May 14, 2012 6:48 pm

I'd feed his ass to a dragon.

» Mon May 14, 2012 10:43 pm

ps: a threesome with 2 dudes is gross

You mean awesome right? Especially with the calipers.

» Tue May 15, 2012 3:07 am

You mean awesome right? Especially with the calipers.

nope. I dont know what ur intentions are with calipers, but it doesnt matter and i dont want to know. if theres another dude in the room thats gross.

» Tue May 15, 2012 3:25 am

nope. I dont know what ur intentions are with calipers, but it doesnt matter and i dont want to know. if theres another dude in the room thats gross.

~~I intend to do everything with the calipers.~~

Edit: Really the question should be what i don't intend to do with the calipers.

» Mon May 14, 2012 7:28 pm

nope. I dont know what ur intentions are with calipers, but it doesnt matter and i dont want to know. if theres another dude in the room thats gross.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

» Tue May 15, 2012 9:44 am

Simple really:

Take him to the highest mountain peak, make him stand on the edge and go "FUS ROH DAH!"
If you don't hear a splat or bones breaking reload and try again? :clap:

After you've dealt with him you go create an execution mod where your wife is executed after she's cheated on you.
Load it, grab some popcorn and watch as justice is served.

» Mon May 14, 2012 6:35 pm

Well, if he has a female friend he can bring over... it might not be that bad of a situation is all I'm saying. Swingers party

» Mon May 14, 2012 11:12 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

That was great.

» Tue May 15, 2012 8:40 am

I will say as Edmund Blackadder once said. Believe me Baldrick, eternity in the company of Beelzebub, and all his hellish instruments of death, will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me... and this pencil.

» Tue May 15, 2012 3:48 am

Retreat?

:chuckles: NICE.

» Tue May 15, 2012 3:33 am

Stab him with my spear while a werewolf riding my Dragon mount

Don't forget the throwing knives or grenades.

» Tue May 15, 2012 12:58 am

1. Earn their trust.

2. Feed them to Alduin.

3. Claim they were a hero.

4. Open a "nonprofit" organisation in their name and use the funds.

THIS=Wall Street Genius

:intergalactic: