Your Wifes Secret Admirer : V

» Mon May 14, 2012 8:22 pm

I read today that when you get married your spouse may have a secret admirer after her skirt. All I really want to know is what would you guys do to that secret admirer if he started hounding your baby?

Me personally, id Yol Tor his ass into ashes.

» Tue May 15, 2012 7:25 am

Im confused how this belongs in skyrim general discussion?????

» Tue May 15, 2012 1:41 am

Unless this is something different, I'm pretty sure this was a story Todd told about a glitch where he married an NPC already in a relationship and moved in, and the other guy kept coming into their house all the time.

» Tue May 15, 2012 8:55 am

Im confused how this belongs in skyrim general discussion?????

I believe he's talking about how this might happen in radiant story.

I'd tell him to back off, if he doesn't I lure him out in the middle of nowhere, then bobs-your-uncle, I slash his throat with my claws.

» Tue May 15, 2012 6:08 am

I'd report to the forum administrators that some guy is stalking your wife and baby. They sure know how to fix that.

If not, you could try the Neverwinter Nights forums for help, and failing that, the Baldur's Gate, etc... till someone deals with them properly.

Hope this helps

» Tue May 15, 2012 2:41 am

Kill him when you catch them together, and make it abundantly clear to her that if she does it again shes going to cease breathing as well.

I wonder, would the guards would lock you up if you got into a fistfight with the guy?

» Tue May 15, 2012 8:41 am

Im confused how this belongs in skyrim general discussion?????

I think he's talking about the article that Todd mentioned about waking up with his new wife to find another "admirer" in the bedroom with them (in game).

» Tue May 15, 2012 4:30 am

Lock him to a chair in my basemant and make his next three days a living nightmare. Then I'll set him loose somewhere out in the remote mountains. If he wants to come back for revenge, I'll be waiting for round 2.

» Tue May 15, 2012 2:01 am

Oh ok lol i was like uh personal problem lol. So in the game you are going to be able to marry people?

» Tue May 15, 2012 1:28 am

I read today that when you get married your spouse may have a secret admirer after her skirt. All I really want to know is what would you guys do to that secret admirer if he started hounding your baby?

Me personally, id Yol Tor his ass into ashes.

Thanks for the spoiler alert. Now i'm going to murder my wife in skyrim since she might be cheating on me.

» Tue May 15, 2012 3:56 am

Oh also ill follow him till he leaves the village and then ill lure a dragon to come and ingulf him in flame. everyone will think it was just a plain dragon eating ah ha ha ha ha.

» Tue May 15, 2012 5:22 am

If I'm going to get married, I want my wife dungeon-spelunking with me, not a static doll at home. If some fool wants to chase chainmail skirt, he can at least carry some of the loot and assist on the offense.

» Mon May 14, 2012 6:54 pm

I read today that when you get married your spouse may have a secret admirer after her skirt. All I really want to know is what would you guys do to that secret admirer if he started hounding your baby?

Me personally, id Yol Tor his ass into ashes.

That would depend on the trust you have in your wife, on the other hand if your saying the secret admirer is a stalker.

» Tue May 15, 2012 3:34 am

I'll use illusions and a little dash of alteration to make him my own personal Adoring Fan.

» Tue May 15, 2012 9:23 am

im going to assume your talking about the game so im going to answer what ide do in the game ide follow his daily route in the shadows i spend a day setting up traps making sure they failed then when he is freaked out and begging for death i will calmly watch in the shadows and deliver the killing arrow shot to the forehead

» Tue May 15, 2012 12:54 am

I'd just let Alduin eat the world, as long as he started with whatever town I choose to reside in first.

More immediately I'd slam an axe into the guy's face upon catching him in my HUMBLE ABODE, VIOLATING THE SANCTITY OF MY MARRIAGE.

Nord Rage. *sagenod*

» Tue May 15, 2012 2:46 am

im going to assume your talking about the game so im going to answer what ide do in the game ide follow his daily route in the shadows i spend a day setting up traps making sure they failed then when he is freaked out and begging for death i will calmly watch in the shadows and deliver the killing arrow shot to the forehead

Assuming he is talking about a game in a game's official forum? Blasphemy.

» Tue May 15, 2012 5:14 am

Kill him and her.

» Tue May 15, 2012 9:05 am

I'll use illusions and a little dash of alteration to make him my own personal Adoring Fan.

Will he carry a torch at night as well?

» Tue May 15, 2012 4:30 am

Or...

Your Destruction skill has increased to 43!

» Tue May 15, 2012 8:17 am

Flame and heal other,flame, heal other,flame, heal other.Repeat for 3-5 days. :celebration:

» Mon May 14, 2012 7:41 pm

I'll probably wait until he goes outside and use Frenzy to have him attack a guard and be cut down.

» Mon May 14, 2012 11:23 pm

Two-handed weapon decapitation. Yup.

» Tue May 15, 2012 12:18 am

Virtual wife cheating on me?

Hah,I'll just kill her and the new man and find a new wife,problem solved (;

» Tue May 15, 2012 7:42 am

Assuming he is talking about a game in a game's official forum? Blasphemy.

Lol. I have no idea why some people think I'm talking about anything else but Skyrim.