I'm seeing the words Amputation and Decapitation being thrown around a lot - are they confirmed features? If so, sick!

Shoot him with your Fatboy Launcher.

I'd k.o. the fool and drop him unconscious, wearing a chacrete thong, high heels, make-up and a shirt written "I need some serial spanking" in the middle of Bangu 1's infamous 'danger zone', and watch from the inside security camera room.

As payment for the guards who'd allow me all that, I'd give my wife unconscious, wearing a chacrete thong, high heels, make-up and a shirt written "I need some serial spanking". Prison guards in Rio are sometimes as vicious as the detainees... Oh, and I'd watch all that too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja06DJrFe5E

Stab him with my spear while a werewolf riding my Dragon mount

So lets say someone is messing around with my wife, if I beat him up, is the entire town going to turn on me? I really do hope the situation would temporarily remove him from the town's faction or something.

Decapitation is confirmed.
Amputation is not confirmed.

I was hoping the same thing. From what I've been hearing, it was a glitch Todd Howard noticed, I don't think it's an actual feature.
Hopefully it is, it'd be interesting. And if it is, hopefully you can clobber the fool, or murder him, without much of a penalty.

I thought this was just a glitch? I'd love this to be a random quest in game it would be a nice touch unless it happened too often then it'd be clear my wife is the village bike and i'd have to dispose of her then let her body float down the nearest waterfall.

If my wife cheats on me I be its alright I have to see my other wives anyways have fun

Depends on the amount of authority I have at that moment. Maybe my buddies in the Imperial Legion might be kind enough to take care of him for me. Perhaps if I'm a Jarl some of the citizens or guards wouldn't mind doing my dirty work. Or maybe I'll just show him the way out of town...out of Skyrim...out of Mundus... Of course, all this is if he doesn't heed my initial warning.

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I really hope we can become Jarls and have our own little Kingdom to upgrade and maintain. It'd be pimpin'.

STOP RIGHT THERE CHEATING SCUM!

Wait until you get divorced because you caught her in bed with another guy... she'll still get your house and 1/2 your Drakes.

Damn Cyrodillian laws

Polymorph it to a chicken.

My female character would love her husband. She would understand why women would be attracted to him. However, she will give the "other woman" a warning to stay away from him.

If the warning is not heeded, the "other woman" had better not value her eyes, because my female character would attempt to claw them out.

I remember an old movie called, The Vikings.

In it was a scene depecting one version of the Viking Fidelity Test.

It has been a while, but I think it went something like this:

The husband drinks a few horns of mead/ale, and his wife' head is placed in a round stock like device, with her braids stretched out.

Then, from a distance, he throws axes at the womans braids, if he severes them, she is innocent, if he hits her skull with an axe, I guess she was guilty.

Regardless of the outcome, everyone celebrates with a few more rounds and plenty of back-slapping.

In preparation for Skyrim, I read a bit about Viking culture, and Icelandic customs. Divorce was an option.

One source indicates the female could call witnesses to her threshold, and stand next to her bed, declaring a divorce.

There were still arrangements to attend, just like a divorce today, to include child support, and division of funds and property, etc.

Most of the rules were designed to support maintaining family life.

Take the Eminem/Dr. Dre "Guilty Conscience" route

How would we find this out?

A slow poison should do the trick.

First offense: Beat him half to death
Second offense: Beat the other half

For the wife, no punishment unless she reciprocates the affections. In which case she won't have a second chance.

That worked out great for OJ Simpson now didn't it? I'm gonna assume the npc in question is just a secret admirer that doesn't have any type of relationship with my spouse. I'd still probably kill him, as thats what a Dark Brotherhood member would do anyhow. Poison apple comes to mind.

Haha, well put!

For me, threatening the guy wouldn't result in anything anyway so I'll befriend him, invite him on a "hunting trip", then stab him in the face.
Cause NOBODY touches my mud-crab-sandwich-making-machine.

Wow all of you are so sadistic! I would just decapitate him slowly with a dull axe then force my wife to wear his face as punishment. Just kidding, I'd have a few strong words for him then give him a ride to the nearest city and give him some gold do he could be on his way

Ask for a 3some.

i pissed myself laughing when i first read this!



i thought OP was asking for relationship advice

I would have to doubt the mental state of the admirer as he/she has the courage to try and woo DovahKiins Spouse