Your Wifes Secret Admirer : V - Skyrim

» Tue May 15, 2012 5:24 am

A slow, painful death. Or I may just find the guy someone else to marry.

» Tue May 15, 2012 7:54 am

1. Earn their trust.

2. Feed them to Alduin.

3. Claim they were a hero.

4. Open a "nonprofit" organisation in their name and use the funds.

:intergalactic:

» Tue May 15, 2012 4:15 am

Unless this is something different, I'm pretty sure this was a story Todd told about a glitch where he married an NPC already in a relationship and moved in, and the other guy kept coming into their house all the time.

LOL, that's awesome. I hadn't hear that story.

Edit: Spelling

» Tue May 15, 2012 7:31 am

LOL, that's awesome. I hadn't hear that story.

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You mean this story

http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/10/27/howard%E2%80%99s-end-skyrim-game-director-catches-man-in-bedroom-with-in-game-wife/

» Tue May 15, 2012 12:51 am

Well if I caught him I'll tie him up in my secret nercomancer lair and I would shove my fist in his mouth and I'll tell "I am master at desttruction and now am going unleash my most powerful shock attack in your mouth, and once your dead I will capture your soul and use it to power my skeleton minon and then I'll reanimate your body and make him my eternal servant forever! :rofl:

» Mon May 14, 2012 9:30 pm

Polymorph it to a chicken.

Like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2QK-v2ZJBg

» Mon May 14, 2012 6:42 pm

I read today that when you get married your spouse may have a secret admirer after her skirt. All I really want to know is what would you guys do to that secret admirer if he started hounding your baby?

Me personally, id Yol Tor his ass into ashes.

Your referring the gltich where that guy kept visiting Todds wife in game Skyrim... you need to be more descriptive, not everyone knows about that or thinks about that.

Anyways, i would be friend him, and get him to travel with me to the throat of the world and then Fus Roh Dah him off the side of the moutain.

» Tue May 15, 2012 8:34 am

Become friends with him and start a wacky, yet dramatic, sit-com. One that asks the real questions about society, while putting a light-hearted twist on it.

» Mon May 14, 2012 6:15 pm

I really hope we can become Jarls and have our own little Kingdom to upgrade and maintain. It'd be pimpin'.

The Guide says we can become a Thane which is like a chieftain that rules over a town or city. So there is a good possiblity. I would think we could be the Thane of the city we take over with the Imperial/Stormcloaks. At the time of those battles you would be a high rank i am presuming, and they might allow you to take control of the city. Not sure about upgrading, but that would be cool.

I always like seeing impacts via aesthetics or dialogue.

» Tue May 15, 2012 4:42 am

Kill him. Then kill your wife. Always solves that problem, and it will only cost you 2000 gold. Or you could get the Dark Brotherhood to do it.

» Tue May 15, 2012 6:02 am

I think he's talking about the article that Todd mentioned about waking up with his new wife to find another "admirer" in the bedroom with them (in game).

She was polyamorous :rofl:

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» Tue May 15, 2012 6:27 am

I love how half these replies you won't be able to do in Skyrim!

» Tue May 15, 2012 7:44 am

I would cast soul trap, kill him and enchant him to a dagger. I would reanimate him, and when my "wife" approaches him for some lovin', he'll beat on her until nearly dead. Then I would finish her with the dagger enchanted with his soul. :evil:

» Tue May 15, 2012 8:58 am

Thanks for the spoiler alert. Now i'm going to murder my wife in skyrim since she might be cheating on me.

» Tue May 15, 2012 9:48 am

Cut the guy down, then just give my wife 'the look' and walk out, taking all my stuff with me.

» Mon May 14, 2012 7:42 pm

If my in game husband cheated? He would find a poisoned dagger buried in his spine......then the harlet would get the same......then the entire population of the town (whichever one it may be) because I can see that, that would be something to put me in a really bad mood.

OR

I'd get them in a room together, cast 'rage' then kill the 'victor'

» Tue May 15, 2012 8:03 am

Poison apples for the both of them.

If that fails, I have my trusty dagger.

» Mon May 14, 2012 8:15 pm

this has never happened to me, so im not sure what i would do
i guess...

1. Ill tell him straight up to leave town and ill tell him WHY i want him to leave town and give him the gold to do it "Because im a fair person, telling someone to leave town its fair to at least pay for the expensives"

2. tell him im the Dragonborn

3. If he hasnt left by now even when i offered to pay for the trip , hes a idiot to obviously doesnt want to live

edit: i might just leave him, and stalk my wife to see if the two do something....if she isnt loyal im not sure i want her as a wife =/
if my wife was unloyal i wouldnt kill her, i would leave and let them be, she wasnt met for me

» Tue May 15, 2012 3:37 am

I would kill her, and enslave that creep. DRAGON FODDER

» Tue May 15, 2012 7:42 am

use the secret new shout on him i heard about.

» Mon May 14, 2012 6:40 pm

I'd say, "Heck, you can have her! I only married her because of a misclick!" (I missed the "you look like a drunk baboon" option and clicked the "you look like a sober baboon" on accident, so we got married, lol.) :lmao:

» Tue May 15, 2012 5:37 am

...if she isnt loyal im not sure i want her as a wife =/
if my wife was unloyal i wouldnt kill her, i would leave and let them be, she wasnt met for me

Bingo.

» Mon May 14, 2012 8:07 pm

Fus Ro Dah him over a cliff.

Good Idea i now know what to do

» Mon May 14, 2012 7:16 pm

I will raise an army of chickens and get the to attack them

» Mon May 14, 2012 7:24 pm

The Guide says we can become a Thane which is like a chieftain that rules over a town or city. So there is a good possiblity. I would think we could be the Thane of the city we take over with the Imperial/Stormcloaks. At the time of those battles you would be a high rank i am presuming, and they might allow you to take control of the city. Not sure about upgrading, but that would be cool.

I always like seeing impacts via aesthetics or dialogue.

Is this for real!? Because if it is, I will be VERY happy!