Your Wifes Secret Admirer

Post » Mon May 14, 2012 11:36 pm

I'd report to the forum administrators that some guy is stalking your wife and baby. They sure know how to fix that.

If not, you could try the Neverwinter Nights forums for help, and failing that, the Baldur's Gate, etc... till someone deals with them properly.

Hope this helps :)

Thanks for the advice :) . Ill always remember you for being oblivious.
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Kyra
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 8:14 pm

Im going to be depressed and drink myself so drunk in the nearest tavern. After that im going to realize im better than her. I mean I can kill a dragon and what can she do huh? Betray me?! Yeah.. Exactly. Im better than her. Time to move on. There is plenty more fish in the sea...
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lauraa
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 10:06 am

Lock him to a chair in my basemant and make his next three days a living nightmare. Then I'll set him loose somewhere out in the remote mountains. If he wants to come back for revenge, I'll be waiting for round 2.

This.
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Robert DeLarosa
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 9:14 am

Kill him and her.

Some of you responders are psychos.

You are aware that all he said was that the admirer is after her skirt/hounding her, right? She isn't necessarily reciprocating his affections.
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Emma Louise Adams
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 7:25 pm

Make myself invisible, and frenzy the guy on the street :)

Then everyone will start attacking him due to his hostility problem solved
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Robert DeLarosa
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 9:11 am

I'll be http://anearthlinginskyrim.wordpress.com/, so murder is out of the question, so when I find out I'll probably get in a fist fight with the other guy, then once I'm out of prison I'll have a quick divorce (if that's possible). If there's no divorce option and I'm stuck with her I'll move her into a hovel and get myself a hotter, younger mistress. That'll learn her :)
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My blood
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 6:30 pm

Honestly, only a fool would start hitting on a renowned mass murderer's wife. That's like hitting on Pablo Escobar's wife and trying to get away with it.

Off with his head I say, and probably the missus' too.
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El Khatiri
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 10:12 pm

Flame and heal other,flame, heal other,flame, heal other.Repeat for 3-5 days. :celebration:

This too.
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Sophie Louise Edge
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 6:45 pm

Zero Tolerance.. see them together cut them both down into little pieces and feed that to my pet dragon. of course after offering their hearts to a Deadric Lord. of course cutting them down very slowly and painfully. first with their limbs.. then go outside and anyone who looks at my character sideways gets the [censored] same. :obliviongate:
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Quick Draw
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 11:09 pm

Zero Tolerance.. see them together cut them both down into little pieces and feed that to my pet dragon. of course after offering their hearts to a Deadric Lord. of course cutting them down very slowly and painfully. first with their limbs.. then go outside and anyone who looks at my character sideways gets the [censored] same. :obliviongate:

Woohoo, pixelated murder simulation! :whistling:
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Sabrina Steige
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 7:00 am

Secret admirer? I wouldn't mind someone liking my character's spouse. Harassment is a different story, but it wouldn't be in my character's nature to be enraged or murderous over it.
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April
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 10:24 am

I'd zap his ass with an electricity bolt!
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teeny
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 7:30 am

But what if you had children? :unsure:
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Bek Rideout
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 8:51 am

Does it work if you marry a male too?
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Sxc-Mary
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 5:57 am

Fus Ro Dah him over a cliff.
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HARDHEAD
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 6:20 am

A very angry letter voicing my disapproval of the situation...

Nah, if I can, I'd take him to a bar and beat the ever loving crap out of him. If that doesn't work the first few times, a more permanent solution is in order...
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Izzy Coleman
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 3:22 am

Fus Ro Dah him over a cliff.

Why can't I be this creative? :sadvaultboy:
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Jessica Thomson
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 8:30 am

then they'd stay with me, grow up knowing their mother was a total [censored], or my character would've got with some decent lady who'd be the new mum. for the all too literal peoples, this is virtual killing, and if your role playing an rpg well you may side with your own emotions or not. the amount of "virtual" dead would tople the real world dead in terms of murdering etc. but to be honest your spouse in game will probably be "immortal" just to svck the joy out of it.
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Sian Ennis
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 6:05 am

A swift beating.
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Alexander Horton
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 5:47 am

Is that just a glitch, or does it actually happen? Because if it's an actual feature I'd like to kill him or beat him up without the guards bothering me.
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jesse villaneda
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 6:25 am

It depends..... is he good looking?

If so, I believe there's a French arrangement that might solve our problems.
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Rach B
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 10:18 pm

It depends..... is he good looking?

If so, I believe there's a French arrangement that might solve our problems.

Retreat?
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Oceavision
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 6:58 am

Retreat?

Genuine LOL. Thanks man.
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Jay Baby
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 10:25 am

Retreat?

Bravo.
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Gemma Woods Illustration
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 7:09 am

Simples ,..... I would take him to the middle of the fall forest amputate his legs an leave him for the wolfs & bears :)
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