» Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:14 am
Honestly? I can see voice commands being potentially useful, but Shouts? Um...hell no.
I have a certain manner of describing this sort of thing, and believe me when I tell you that actually shouting in ancient Nordic in your living room crosses the Dork Line. Many nerdy activities, or nerdtivities for short, are acceptably performed in public. I've worn a Batman T-shirt many a day. I've watched many a superhero movie. I play computer games on the 360 and PC. I used to sit and read The Lord of the Rings in school, loooong before Lord of the Rings was cool. But I always take care to keep the nerdtivities this side of the Dork Line and always will - and I can tell you that wearing a headset and Shouting at my damn television crosses the Dork Line in a way it should never be crossed.
Take care not to cross the Dork Line, ladies and gentlemen, for on the other side of the Line dwell all sorts of horrible creatures Man was not meant to lay eyes upon: barbarian Con-goers, squeezed into moth-eaten Dragonlance shirts two sizes to small, and unacquainted with the advances of civilization like "showering" and "deodorant"; cosplay girls wearing horribly size-inappropriate chainmail bikinis; writers of slash fiction with unhealthy fixations on rather unlikely encounters between Mr. Spock, Conan, Galadriel and the Seven Dwarves; and, not least, sweaty, creepy, bepimpled, quavering lumps of flesh hoping fervently that they can '"accidentally" brush against Jeri Ryan's boob while she's signing autographed photos.
Take care you never cross the Dork Line unawares, folks, LEST YOU BE EXPOSED TO THESE HORRORS AND WORSE.