Favorite line in the game? : Fallout: New Vegas

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:13 am

Anything no-bark says is great.

In terms of the Fallout 3/New Vegas goes though, Jericho is probably the guy with the best lines befitting the Fallout world.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:01 pm

Ring-a-ding, baby. Ya dig?

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:55 pm

Anything no-bark says is great.

In terms of the Fallout 3/New Vegas goes though, Jericho is probably the guy with the best lines befitting the Fallout world.

"I'd forgotten how #$%!ed-up things are out here in the wasteland." Jericho - FO3
I agree he had some of the best life in the wasteland quotes.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:03 pm

Lady at the Goodsprings Saloon, "Be careful heading North, Creatures up that way will just just get mad if you shoot 'em." (15 minutes later I was killed by Deathclaws. Started using the Southern route ever since. :wink_smile: )

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:54 pm

Raul, entering Jacobstown for the first time...

"Just so you know, if these mutants capture us and make us fix toasters, it's on you."

This was my favorite line of the whole game so far. LMFAO.....

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:17 pm

This was my favorite line of the whole game so far. LMFAO.....

I just remembered some other funny bits from the Benny/Black Widow sequence.

"Nice charlies too. Give em a shake for the Ben-man will ya? Hello!"

"Benny's gonna show you the tops. I hope you're built sturdy you crazy broad" :rofl:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:41 am

"I've had worse"

As fiend gets hit by 'ronnie's multiplas, my character's hunting revolver to the face, and Rex tears a leg off.....

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:54 pm

Rose of Sharon Cassidy when crouched
"Shh, We're hunting $hitheads."

This is one of my favorites, too. Though my absolute favorite so far is Little Buster's line about why he didn't go after Cook-Cook. :laugh: There is a lot of great humor in this game!

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:45 pm

"Boy's about as useful as t!ts on a radscorpion"

- Johnson Nash doesnt think very highly of Deputy Beagle.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 1:03 pm

On examining a strange rock formation this little message pop-up took me by surprise.

"Place enough C4 to destroy the cave and the vault then run like hell"

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:16 am

War.....War never changes....

(Yeah, its not funny. Its iconic though, )

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:14 pm

Boxcars' greeting when you have extremely low reputation with the Powder Gangers. I don't remember the exact thing, but it involves mucho f-bombs.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:24 pm

Courier: "Can you cure my radiation sickness?"
Novac Doctor: "Are you sure about that? You won't be able to read in the dark as well"
Courier: "On second though, I'll be fine."
Novac Doctor: "In that case, stand just like that, I want to make some toast."

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:17 am

Offer to give a certain character at Nellis some missiles, if you don't have any....it's well worth the trip for her reaction....she truly gave me an earfull.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:40 pm

Spoiler

Yes Man, please throw General Oliver from the top of Hoover Dam.

Hell, the whole game is full of some brilliant one-liners.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:42 pm

*the courier upon meeting Ceaser*

"You have a lot of nerve showing up in front of me after what you've done"
"So you're this Caeser guy?"
"I'm the one who will have you killed in a second if you don't tell me what you were thinking coming here."
"You invited me here said you'd protect me"
"and you fell for it like an idiot now I'm going to kill you...... haha I'm just [censored] with you"

(not word for word but close)

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:13 pm

The Courier when talking with Ten Of Spades, teasing his stutter, by saying "Are you s-s-s-sure?" and "Like w-w-what?"

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:00 am

While in Jacobs town, after hearing that the head nightkin doesnt like being stared at, the option to "Stare silently" at him.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:12 am

Shhhh, we're hunting [censored]heads...

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:59 pm

"unusual" feral ghoul sounds -Beatrix Russell :fallout:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:49 pm

"They are so dumb. They don't even know I'm talking about them right now!"

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:51 pm

"Sure, boss. I'll just stay here- alone- while my heavily armed friend goes out of earshot. I'm sure nothing will happen."
-Raul Alfonso Tejada

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:34 pm

"Crazy with low prices on Wind-Brahmin. You buy one!"

I can't remember the exact line, but when you first approach Veronica with low Intelligence and she asks you about the BoS.

"I've heard they can shoot lasers out of their eyes!"

Boxcars' greeting when you have extremely low reputation with the Powder Gangers. I don't remember the exact thing, but it involves mucho f-bombs.

"Are you [censored] Kidding me?"
"First I get my legs smashed, then in walks the Powder Ganger's grim [censored] reaper. What the [censored] have you got against us, man?"

» Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:25 am

"Are you [censored] Kidding me?"
"First I get my legs smashed, then in walks the Powder Ganger's grim [censored] reaper. What the [censored] have you got against us, man?"

I was laughing so hard at that I was crying. He literally says [censored] every other word it was so hilarious.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:35 pm

Shhh...we're hunting [censored]heads...