"No I don't bring my helmet with me on dates"

watch out citizens, dead bodies are a source of disease and also a tripping hazard

The asked me how well i understood theoretical physics. I said i had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard....

I love No-bark.

"I don't trust a man that doesn't have something strange going on about him, cause that means he's hiding it from you. If a man's wearing his pants on his head or says his words backwards from time to time, you know it's all laid out there for you. But if he's friendly to strangers and keeps his home spick-and-span, more often than not it means he's done something even his own ma couldn't forgive."

Such wisdom.

"Please assume the position" "Uhm! What? I didn't mean..." Superb!
"Well, might as well test this thing before .... (don't remember the rest).
In all, the whole sixbot thing.
And the enthousiasm of the guy in the casino (don't remember is name). He is super happy.
"Does it come with a user manual? No! Well, good old trial and error then...(or something like that).

I also loved when I took Boone beret.

"Give me my beret back please" (or something like that), with no expression at all. I love Boone.

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=3E3A2E77AB806850

" one day mama took me aside and said, "boy, you're never going to go very far, but you're going to make a whole lota people come up short."
Jean-Baptise Cuttino

The Dead Milkmen, actually

"You want buy Wind Bramhin?"

Boone- "thumbs down you sonova[censored]!

"I was very young and I needed the money!" - Veronica

Raul's line when you walk into Jacobstown is pure classic. I literally Loled.

Random King's member:

"Your lady friend is hot, but she's not my type..."

A truer word has not been said, my friend.....

So many brilliant one-liners.

"Do you think Marcus can get us some miniguns? Or rocket launchers?"

"You want buy wind Bramhin?"

In terms of perfect writing? I really like how well written Mr. House is.

In terms of funny? "Just as a warning, my covert bandaging skills are a little rusty." Arcade Gannon :laugh:

"How do you expect me to cover you if I can't move my legs."----said by Boone when I tried to dump 150, .50 MG rounds into his already full inventory. Took me by surprise because he said it with such disdain in his voice, made me laugh. Oh Boone, you.

"Yo!"----Mr.Fantastic's greeting when you initiate a conversation. Sounds so corny!

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I can't paraphrase exactly but Cass has rather interesting dialogue if you talk to her while using several chems. She says something to the effect of her father being a drug user(?) and how she hates being around that kind of stuff, and she wants you to stop talking to her while the drugs are in your system.

Not a specific line, but I just started using a mod that lets me hire more human companions at once....and I've discovered that Gannon and Boone make the most awesome team. Their voice lines meld perfectly together sometimes, like when they're both in "hunting" mode, sneaking back & forth for minutes, and it's sooo hilarious. Boone hangs out behind w/his sniper while Gannon usually ends up moving far ahead, firing his green laser pistol and...well, it's just awesome.

Most of the time they kind of randomly alternate their lines in long breaks, but I swear there was this one time where they were "hunting" and the timing ended up perfect so it went like this:

Boone: Hmm.
Gannon: What's going on?
Boone: Keep looking.
Gannon: Huh..
Boone: Company!
Gannon: Herree we go
Boone: Can't run from me! *bangbangbang*
Gannon: *pewpewpewpewpew*
Boone: Eat this!
Boone: Gone.
Gannon:I guess that could have gone worse!

...I nearly died from laughing. :laugh:

@LadyCrimson: That's awesome! Yet another reason for me to look into getting a second copy of the game, this time for the PC.

No Barks lines are great
"Them quack doctors can say what they want about all the radscorpion stings that done pierced my skull.
I know what I seen."

"I don't trust a man that doesn't have something strange going on about him, cause that means he's hiding it from you. If a man's wearing his pants on his head or says his words backwards from time to time, you know it's all laid out there for you. But if he's friendly to strangers and keeps his home spick-and-span, more often than not it means he's done something even his own ma couldn't forgive

"Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in."

"Mahsofabish"

General Oliver "This "paper" of yours is not fit to wipe my ass with."

Haha nice! What mod is that btw?