You forgot crossbows.
Personally, I want battle-picks. In a place like Skyrim they shouldn't be too hard to find.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your...battle....picks.... No, wait....
You could always give a miner's pick some crazy enchantment. Not quite the same, I know, but I have a Woodcutter's Axe that causes paralysis. It's amusing.
I love crossbows, even if that does make M'aiq the Liar think I'm an idiot. I'd also love to see a small, one-handed warhammer.