What do you think is the funniest reaction a NPC has said? : V - Skyrim

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:37 am

I cast a familiar almost on top of a Thalmor patrol, they litterally jumped and in a panicky babble: "Watch it!" "Watch the magic!" "Look out! What are you doing!"

I was in stitches.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:49 pm

When I'm exploring with Lydia and after we clear out a cave and I exit it, she says "look a cave, I wonder what's inside?".

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:24 am

I enter my own house, I hear someone say:
"I hope you're not planning any trouble".
When I get nearer to ask for explanations on that:
"Honor to you, my thane"

A group of NPCs kills me, after I accidentaly used the push shout against them, and once I'm dead:
"It's so good to have you around, how may I help?". "Yes?". "Need something?"

Imperial guard right after a big fight agains the Stormcloacks:
"I mostly deal with petty thievery and drunken brawls. It's been long since I had a good bandit raid"

I'm imperial highest rank, and cross a group of stormcloacks in a path:
"Next imperial I see, is dead!"

Conversation between 3 imperial soldiers found in a path:
"I still sore where I took that arrow... I hate archers"

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:25 pm

I went back from a long journey, transporting way too many things that I had to wear the special amulet to carry more stuff. I fast traveled to Solitude to find out that a dragon was attacking the city.

In order to wear the fire resist amulet, I had to drop some big weapon on the floor, then I attacked and killed the dragon. While absorbing the soul, a guard came right at me, giving me $%&^ for dropping a weapon on the ground. Had to pay a fine although I would have kill him.

So much for a hero !!

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:47 pm

arrow in the knee WAS my favourite but now when ever I here it i get remind of the meme that overused the [censored] out of it.. now it make me feel violently ill

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:06 am

Just beeing killed, and the bandit who killed me says: "Do you need anything?" Yeah, I need my life back...

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:44 am

"I can take it"

Female bandit at the exact moment she was impaled with a finishing move!

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:18 pm

I killed a bandit who said, "I'm going to split you open like a woman's purse!" It must have taken him days to come up with that one. I can imagine him sitting up there on top of his tower, planning his lines.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:56 am

_J'zargo.

_{nuff said.}

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:07 pm

I love the guards the most, when they say that I am an alchemist and want me to brew them an ale.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:23 am

"Well. You certainly are pretty enough. But stay away from my husband, Alvor."

I didn't even need to go near her husband and I still got his inheritance when he got eaten by a dragon.

"Apparently, dragons were here but were invisible and very quiet."

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:54 pm

I had been looking at my character statistics and saw that: Wings Plucked=336. I thought that was quite a few. About 100 yards down the road I ran into Maiq the Liar and he told me "Skyrim used to have many butterflies, now, not so much". I don't know if it was just coincidence, or if the game knew I had been looking at the statistics category and pulled that as a high number, but I laughed so hard I spilled my coffee.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:51 pm

Bandit at my khajiit - You remind me of my cousin's cat... I killed that too.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:04 pm

Guards in Winterhold: "Can you conjure me a warm bed"?

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:14 am

I only heard this once and may be a little off. I was at the smith in Dawnstar and his wife said " That fire seems hot, does it ever burn your skyrim?" to which he replied " No, No it doesn't"

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:19 am

I like how if something is attacking you, the guards generally look at you and say "someone should do something!"

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:36 am

Rescuing a little girl from the Forsworn in one of the quests. As we exited the dungeon, we passed some Forsworn corpses. She stopped and yelled "AAH! Dead body!"

Not sure why I had to rescue her. Little bugger is immortal and invulnerable anyway. She could have just walked out...

Another was walking out onto Bards Leap with Argis the Bulwark. I guess the view got to him; he said "Whoa, that's just... wow."

Then he bumped into me and I fell off the plank. Jerk.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:27 pm

I killed Nazeem in the middle of the path in front of my house in Whiterun. A guard runs up to arrest me and one of my dialog options is "I'm the Thane of Whiterun and I demand you release me at once!" He says "Sorry my Thane , ...but don't do it again, the Jarl's protection only goes so far." And he let's me go.

An old lady walks by and stops to look at the body and says "What a shame."
A guard walks up next to her and says "Someone should clean that up."

Whole thing cracked me up cause Nazeem was such a snobby tool.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:44 pm

I recall someone saying something like "what are you doing?!" when I was moving Alvor's lifeless body around Riverwood post-dragon attack. I didn't kill him! Just trying to move him closer to his forge.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:10 pm

I'm dragging Idolafs body in Whiterun and a guard tells me to be careful with that.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:45 pm

The Jarl of Whiterun after Stormcloaks take over. "You're not as dumb as you look".

The Dark Brotherhood blacksmith always says stuff to me stuff like "How's it going Beefchop" (or something close to that)

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:25 am

I did the Become Etheral shout and a kid asked me if I would make him invisible.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 3:17 pm

I am paraphrasing, but this was the funniest interaction ever. In companions guild..

Skjor to Alea: "When are you going to give me training with the shield arm"
Alea: "I don't have time for this, go learn yourself"
Skjor: "You do nothing anyway, I need some advice. My shield position is off every time I raise my shield"
Alea: "Thats because you have a weak grip old man"

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:05 pm

I had a guard tell me he used to be an adventurer like me but he took a sword to the chest.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:45 am

when i finished buying the stuff for my house from the jarls steward i stood beside him and used FUS and he said something like "ow that hurt my ears"