However, he looks kind of hot and if he'd show interest in hooking up with my with Argonian lady, I certainly wouldn't say no to some... ahem... 'spear polishing'.
Maybe his obsession with the true sons and daughters of Skyrim is due to not getting any since a long, long time ago. Being a rebellion leader gets lonely.
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Do not fret, Ulfric! The lusty Argonian maid is coming to the rescue!



