I used to have game quotes that changed every week, but only the longest-lived forumites will remember those. Anyway, one of my favourites:

Game: Arcanum - Of Steamworks and Magick Obscura

Character: Lukan the Witless

Quote: "Who am I? WHO AM I? Lukan! Lukan the Witless! Where I go the masses quabble in perturbisiveness and trepidunction!" ... and the entire conversation following that.

CoD4

Captain Price

"We are leeeeeeeeeaving."

Operation flash point red river

almost everything the staff sergeant says.

Oh no do not play that game with me marine, cause i will make your B[censored] ass cry.

*when first fighting the Chinese* the P[censored] Liberation Army is advancing on our position.

Here's a bunch of http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Fallout. There's some pretty good Baldur's Gate quotes I'll try to find.

"http://lookatyouhacker.ytmnd.com/" - SHODAN

anything anyone says in a soul reaver game.

Morrowind - Oridinators - "We're watching you... scum."

Soulcalibur - Nightmare - "I will show you... the greatest nightmare!"

King's Quest V - Cedric - "GRAHAM WATCH OUT! A POOOOOOOOOOISONOUS SNAKE!"

Half-Life 2 - The Gman - "Wake up... Mr. Freeman. Wake up and... smell the ashes."

Sacred 2

unnamed bandit, as you kill him:

"I knew it! I'm only an extra."

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Mass Effect 2

Shepard

"Go to hell! I'll send you there myself."

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Halo CE

Sgt Johnson

(The AI, Cortana says: "Thanks for the tank. He never gets me anything.")

"Oh, I know what the ladies like."

By Azura! By Azura! By Azura! It's the Grand Champion! I can't believe it's you! Standing here, next to me! - Adoring Fan

I like just about everything the Reapers from Mass Effect say. One favorite:

ME1 - Nazara/Sovreign - "...we simply are."

This is not my all time favorite; I have many, but here's a good one:

Bioshock

Sander Cohen

"Atlas... Ryan... Atlas... Ryan... Daa da daa da DA. Time was, you could find something good to listen to on the radio."

Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines

Malkavian

"NO, YOU STOP!" (To a stop sign)
(related) "You have made a powerful enemy today, sign!"


Just about anything from Cave Johnson in Portal 2.

The president in Bad Dudes after you save him: "Let's go for a burger"

I have a bunch (but most are from Valve games.)

Portal 2

GlaDOS

"Look at you. Soaring majestically through the air, like an eagle...piloting a blimp,"

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Portal

GlaDOS

"...nice job breaking it hero,"

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Team Fortress 2

Heavy

"AAAAAAAAGGGHHH!"

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Portal 2

Emergency Announcer

"If the law of physics do not apply in the future, god help you,"

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Portal 2

Cave Johnson and Caroline

Cave Johnson: Say goodbye Caroline.

Caroline: Goodbye Caroline!

Cave: She is a gem.


This also includes the lemon rant.

clerk: good day my friends, welcome to the citadel

shepard: you know for a bunch of cheap touristy crap your prices are pretty high

clerk: I am sorry you feel that way there are many stores on the citadel perhaps anothe rwould be more in your price range

shepard: so you're saying i'm poor

clerk: what, no I

shepard: just cause i'm not as well off as you are doesn't mean you can hold yourself up above me

shepard: hey everyone this store discriminates against the poor!

I about died laughing.

Mass Effect
Sovereign
“We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.”

That whole sequence on Virmire with Sovereign is awesome.

Oblivion
Owyn

"I don't know who you are friend but you've got about 10 seconds to get out of here before I lop your arms off".

"You what, you want to fight, my granny could beat you and she's dead".

"He's good with a Blade too so keep your Damn Head down".

Battle Rangers

"YOU! INVADERS! GET YOU THE HOT BULLETS OF SHOTGUN TO DIE!"

Sovereign, all of his dialouge.

Not thinking too hard about it but the Kajiit's in Morrwind..."Why is my friend here?".

Fallout 2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjSnjKheGHg

Chosen One (Player): "Uh... I wasn't issued any power armor."

Sergeant Dornan: "Don't have any? You expect me to believe that maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this mans army until you are five hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor you have lost!"

I love Sergeant Dornan. :foodndrink:





I get shivers only reading these quotes.

Bioshock 2

Sofia Lamb

"The human animal, like the gene, serves only the self. We are born believing that the world turns for us alone, and we die in the futile attempt to make it so. I've treated them all, from career prosttutes to titans of industry. The only constant is dissatisfaction."

Ohh, forgot these:

Bioshock

Lady Smith

"Oh, he's terribly funny. But his wife has put on so much weight."

"Oh, ya. Looks like we're running short on sunshine... Darling?!"

"You call that tenderloin? If you serve that in any respectable hotel in New York, they'd laugh you out of town."

And just about every other http://bioshock.wikia.com/wiki/Lady_Smith quote.

Pokemon Red

Text

A wild caterpie appeared!

Ooo, soft... -Zidane from FFIX

The sly eagle doesn't kill at whim. -Zidane from FFIX

The only dependable thing about the future is uncertainty. -Amarant from FFIX

Portal 2 ~ GLADOS!!!

"...you monster."

"...You are a horrible person..." (That whole quote)

Call of Duty: Black Ops ~ Announcer type dude

"RC-XD, ready for lunch!" (I know he says "launch", but it sounds like lunch and it's more fun to think of it that way)



There's more, but those are off the top of my sleepy head.

I've got so many from gears of war 1 and 2. Here is a few

Gears 1-

Dom: [hearing odd sound] Did you hear that? What is that sound?
Marcus: It's just the wind.
Dom: Yeah. Right. When was the last time the wind said "hostiles" to you?

Marcus: Baird, what's the status on that APC?
Baird: [over radio] The status is that it svcks

Marcus: Looks like you need an access code.
Marcus: Hmm Got one?
Dom: Yeah, in my other pants.

Gears 2-

Marcus: [When getting a head shot] Look ma, no face.

Marcus: [In a pitch black tunnel] Dizzy! We could use some light in here!
Dizzy: Don't worry! I got your back like a butt-crack!

there was one other one that dizzy said, but I can't put it on here. haha