Hehehehe.

Resident Evil (original 1996) Barry Burton
That was too close! You were almost a Jill sandwich!

I really don't have any favourites. But the single line that forced me to stop playing to calm down and shut off my laughter most currently...
The good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of Mantis Men.

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

"Brother, I do not spread rumors, I create them." - Lucien Lachance

"I heard a rumor that you're an idiot. Any truth to that?" - Owyn

"You make my teeth itch." - Sheogorath

Fallout 3

"Put any mutie bastard within one mile of me and my rifle and, well... pack it up troops. Fight's over." - Knight Captain Dusk (I like this one because it's actually a Saving Private Ryan reference.)

"It is I, Three Dog, your friendly neighborhood disc jockey! What's a disc? Hell if I know, but I'm gonna keep talking anyway." - Three Dog

"War. War never changes. Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the killing power of rock and bone, blood has been spilled in the name of everything, from God to justice to simple, psychotic rage." - Narrator (Ron Perlman)

Kingdom Hearts II

"Thinking of you, wherever you are. We pray for our sorrows to end, and hope that our hearts will blend. Now I will step forward to realize this wish. And who knows: Starting a new journey may not be so hard, or maybe it has already begun. There are many worlds, but they share the same sky -- One sky, one destiny." - Kairi

"If the world is made of light and darkness... we'll be the darkness." - Riku

"I guess you think you can psyche me out by saying really random stuff!" - Sora

"Hello Somebody-I-Don't-Know!" - Winnie the Pooh

Gears of War 2

"I'm coughing up blood that ain't even mine!" - Baird

"They can eat [censored] and die for all I care." - Marcus Fenix (Referring to Locusts)

Carmine: I've heard there's a [censored]-load of grubs there sergeant!
Marcus Fenix: More like 10 [censored]-loads.

Assassins Creed

"We are what we choose to be." - Altair Ibn La Ahad

"Nothing is true. Everything is permitted." - Altair Ibn La Ahad

"Men must be free to do what they believe. It is not our right to punish one for thinking what they do, no matter how much we disagree." - Altair Ibn La Ahad

Assassins Creed II

"Nulla è reale, tutto è lecito. Requiescat in pace. (Nothing is true, everything is permitted. Rest in peace)" - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze

"Don't you recognize me? It's-a me, Mario!" - Mario Auditore

Vieri: It's your family that cries for guards when there's trouble, cordardo. Afraid to handle things yourself?
Ezio: Your sister seemed quite satisfied with the handling I gave her earlier!

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Okay, I could go on forever, but I'll just stop here. Oh and I'll admit that I cheated a bit as I didn't recall all of them word for word, so I looked them up.

Knights of The Old Republic II: The Sith Lords

HK-47

"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle witha tri-light scope."
"Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds."

Oh, is that what he says?
I remember as a kid, beating a level and they said, "I'm Bad!"

-now-

I went to play a level all I can understand them saying is "Argh Argh!"

Game: Half Life 2

Character: Gordan Freeman.

Quote: "..."

WOOO

Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories

"We Nobodies can never hope to be somebodies." —Axel


Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep

"I'll keep him safe—until he wakes. Forever if I have to." —Aqua

A series whose quotes don't usually work well out of context, but oh well. Use http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znkK1W51qgg to set the mood for the second, even if you've never played the game. ^_^

Baldur's Gate

Minsc: Go for the eyes, Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!!!!

I much prefer Dearly Beloved or the Kairi Theme, but that works too!

Game: Final Fantasy VIII

Character: Seifer?

Quote: Chicken-Wuss!

Those too (KHII's being my favorite version of Dearly Beloved). I just linked Ventus' theme as it's what's playing when the line is spoken.

Fallout: New Vegas

Vulpes Inculta

"Do not worry, I will not have you lashed to a cross like the rest of these degenerates"

Ah, it makes sense then. I've only played KH and KHII so I wouldn't know.

Game: Kingdom Hearts II

Character: Axel

Quote: Got it memorized?

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A couple random quotes from the game

Luxord: Parley.

Goofy: Barley?
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Captain Jack Sparrow: Zola! Some assistance.

Sora: That's Sora!
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Saix: Different name same fate!
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Game: Kingdom Hearts

Character: Phil

Quote: Kid I got two words of advice for you. ATTACK!!!
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I'll be back with more later.

Well the one I most frequently use is this one:

Bordelands.

Steve.

"Heyooo!!"

As to which one is my favorite?
Idunno.
I play so many games that's it's hard to keep check on the exact quote from everyone.

Fallout 2.

The Chosen One

"What do I WANT? I don't really know. Most of the time I ignore my quest and walk into the homes of others, riffling through people's shelves...oooh, like those over there!"

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I really need the whole dialogue for this to "make sense". (The Chosen One is the player character and it's a text-based conversation.)

Fallout 2

Renesco + The Chosen One

Chosen One: "I'm from a village to the northwest. Arroyo."

Renesco: *Renesco glares at you in silence*

Chosen One: "I think you'd like Arroyo. It's a peaceful village. Except for the plants possessed by evil spirits... and of course, the temple of trials filled with those deadly spear traps and the man-eating giant ants."

Renesco: *Renesco continues to glare at you in silence*

Chosen One: "And sometimes the elder gets upset at little things, like, heh-heh, that one night when I ignored my vow of celibacy and snuck out with Reyna - Whose - Legs - Crush - With - Strength - of - Thousand - Snakes to the Arroyo canyon..."

Renesco: *Renesco gives you a withering stare.*

Chosen One: "It was like yesterday. Reyna's body glowed like silver in the moonlight when she knelt down and... hey, you know what? You might like the elder. She's about your age."

Renesco: *Renesco continues to glare at you as if he could somehow make you disappear just by imagining it hard enough.*

Chosen One: "Did I mention Arroyo was founded by my ancestor, the holy Vault Dweller? He made a legendary journey from the
south after defeating a great evil. *Puff up chest and stare proudly into the distance.* Now, "I" am the deliverer of my
tribe, chosen to search for the holy GECK!"

Renesco: *Renesco's glare crumbles.* "GECK? As in 'Garden of Eden Creation Kit?' Comes with a basic replicator unit, holodisc reader with selections
from the library of congress, and a little pen flashlight?"

Chosen One: "Yes, but that's not important right now. I haven't finished telling you about Arroyo."

Renesco: "Your backwater herb-smoking village be damned, and you along with it. Why is a primate like you looking for a GECK?"

Chosen One:[b] "I don't think I feel like sharing that at the moment. Goodbye."

My favorite so far. :thumbsup:

Oh dear, there are so many...but the one that comes to my mind right this second is:

Baldur's Gate:
Xan: "Our quest is vain!"

and

Dungeon Keeper1:
The Mentor:
"Your pants are definitely too tight."
"This is no wishing well, Keeper."
"My god, it's full of pies."

Bioshock: "A man chooses - a slave obeys... OBEY!" *smash*

Gears of war 2
Marcus Fenix

WHO WANTS TOAST?!

I was referring to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IQNKuEfoAw

There are just so many. A lot have been said that I love. One I found comical and fit the character perfectly was from Red Dead Redemption when Jack Marston said, "It ain't no secret I didn't get these scars falling over in church."

Final fantasy 12, Balthier, escape from the dungeons.

"Relax, it's only a corpse. If you jump at every little thing down here you'll tire yourself out."

Game: Dragon Age: Origins
Character: Alistair
Quote: Swooping. Swooping is bad.

Game: Aliens vs Predators 2010
Character: Marine
Quote: BANG! No more Marlow. We don't know who or what they are. But their weapons they sure kick the [censored] out of ours.

Game: Halo Reach
Character: Jorge
Quote: Its the damn Covenant.

Really good one. I remembered a new one by the way.
Deadly Premonition, Francis York Morgan - Did you see that, Zach?! Crisp as a Spring morning! F.K... In the coffee!
If no one has played this game yet, you really need to.