Lizard Lovers Unite! : V - Skyrim

» Mon May 28, 2012 4:56 am

Another +1 for the Argonian love!!

May I ask, when you obtain your werewolf powers, does anyone else other than I like to imagine you being a werelizard instead of a werewolf? I wish Bethesda went a little further than what they have (in Skyrim at least) and had the non-human races altered a little when in said form.

I'm not one for taking in everything when it comes to the lore with these games, so I don't know if it would be possible. :tongue:

Why aren't humans Wereapes?

» Sun May 27, 2012 5:01 pm

Yeah, all my back up basicly dumped me here. Forever alone. :sadvaultboy:

sorry dude im at work right now

» Sun May 27, 2012 5:28 pm

Why aren't humans Wereapes?

rofl

» Sun May 27, 2012 4:49 pm

I KILLED BRAND-SHEI!!! Coddled and raised by filthy N"wah Scalebacks

» Mon May 28, 2012 6:10 am

op give me a rank!! i demand a rank wahahaha

» Sun May 27, 2012 8:40 pm

Meh. I pitied Brandyl. I'd like to murder his "parents," though.

» Sun May 27, 2012 4:07 pm

I'm a Dunmer lover so my hate for the Argonians is pretty strong. Most of my hate have pretty much disapeared after Skyrim, though. Hated to see them suffer so much and most of them weren't [censored]s (except one!) TES wouldn't be TES without them

» Mon May 28, 2012 2:38 am

My Argonian tried to pickpocket the jarl in Falkreath and he called me 'sneaky little ELF' haha

» Mon May 28, 2012 8:08 am

My Khajiit just got called an elf, too. O_o

» Sun May 27, 2012 5:32 pm

surprise surprise. a scaleback that steals. will the wonders never cease.

» Sun May 27, 2012 11:52 pm

My Khajiit just got called an elf, too. O_o

YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME BROTHER!

» Mon May 28, 2012 7:14 am

Wait what? I hate lizards. Kitties make easy thieves, though.

» Mon May 28, 2012 6:15 am

lol i actually love the cats. J'Zargo is number one follower..... i call him Lovecat

» Sun May 27, 2012 7:24 pm

Why aren't humans Wereapes?

Okay, fair enough. :tongue:

But before we go into this 'it's a game' stuff, I just feel like it is a fail in genetics when my scale-clad adventurer can morph into a fur covered beast. With humans it isn't so bad, because they're hairy in places anyways.

Hence why I said I like to pretend I'm a werelizard. ^_^

I just think it would have been a nice little twist and move by the devs.

*slithers back under rock or something*

» Mon May 28, 2012 7:54 am

Don't care that much about the Argonians invading Morrowind. I am pissed though about Telvanni falling to them, the bloody awesomest faction in Morrowind falling to a bunch of lizards? The author(s) probably have some sick scaly fetish, only reasonable explanation.

In game, my Altmer laughs at the foolish Dunmer, serves you right for treating those filthy lizards too kindly. Should have burnt the marsh and the damned hist down when you had the chance. The Thalmor won't make the same mistakes when the lizards' time comes :flamethrower:

» Sun May 27, 2012 7:07 pm

Pfft..Altmer. Wannabe Telvanni's. <_<

» Sun May 27, 2012 5:44 pm

Pfft..~~Altmer~~ Telvanni. Wannabe ~~Telvanni's~~ Altmer. <_<

Fixed that for you... don't even have magicka bonuses, or proper snobbery...

» Mon May 28, 2012 3:31 am

Meh. I pitied Brandyl. I'd like to murder his "parents," though.

Y'all could learn a thing or two from him. Do something right for once, Dark Elves.

He seems pretty proud of his parents,using his Argonian name and all.

» Mon May 28, 2012 12:56 am

Fixed that for you... don't even have magicka bonuses, or proper snobbery...

ey buddy, hows the crystal tower? you know, the altmers proudest monument? the one destroyed during the oblivion crisis?

» Mon May 28, 2012 3:34 am

Fixed that for you... don't even have magicka bonuses, or proper snobbery...

That makes the Altmer look worse, actually. We don't need magicka bonuses.

» Mon May 28, 2012 12:55 am

In game, my Altmer laughs at the foolish Dunmer, serves you right for treating those filthy lizards too kindly. Should have burnt the marsh and the damned hist down when you had the chance. The Thalmor won't make the same mistakes when the lizards' time comes :flamethrower:

We Dunnmer would love to learn a thing or two from the Thalmor....you know....if you would lay off the whole 'destroy the space time continuum' thing.

We'd like to continue existing as well.

:gun:

» Sun May 27, 2012 6:59 pm

ey buddy, hows the crystal tower? you know, the altmers proudest monument? the one destroyed during the oblivion crisis?

Oh no, a semi-apocalypse resulted in the destruction of a monument... yeah it svcks, still at least it fell to a worthy foe, unlike say Morrowind.

» Sun May 27, 2012 9:36 pm

Oh no, a semi-apocalypse resulted in the destruction of a monument... yeah it svcks, still at least it fell to a worthy foe, unlike say Morrowind.

not our fault that a daedric invasion and A [censored] MOUNTAIN EXPLOSION kinda put us in a bad way. pretty easy to take over a place that went through that.

» Sun May 27, 2012 6:12 pm

That makes the Altmer look worse, actually. We don't need magicka bonuses.

Yes because being naturally gifted is a bad thing. Funny story though, I have it on good authority that the dunmer didn't get ashen skin and fire resistance as a punishment from Azura, clever cover up by the way, but rather as natural consequence of their inability to properly handle basic fire spells :whistling:

» Mon May 28, 2012 12:24 am

you know in all honesty, the lizards arent too bad. i still hate them, but im glad they arent slaves anymore. Even my RP Daedric Dunmer Pali thinks it was a good thing we abolished slavery. And they may be Filthy N'wah scalebacks, but at least they arent Thalmor