well since we dont have anymore daedric invasions and mountain explosions to weaken us this time around, i think we can do alright against your underhanded race

And yeah. If they removed the difficult terrain in Black Marsh..

..ANYONE could wipe out the Argonians.

Speaking of that, why are there no Argonian or Khajiit children in skyrim?

Nords brother elf, Nords....They work hard and aren't very bright....well some of them.

Preferably of the Stormcloak faction.

Heh.

because the damn lizards eat their babies

I honestly used to hate any beast-race and go out of my way to slaughter them or at least pickpocket them some poison, but recently i have come to a liking of them due to this companion i allowed to join me. His name was Kharjo and i did a small quest with him and then he agreed to help me. He is awesome and i suggest you seek him out. He has some of the most personality i've seen in any of the possible companions (besides Ghorbash Iron-Hand like him a bit better) commenting on everything, but anyhow he showed me that they weren't all low-life scum on the bottom of my Dunmer boot.

So now i took the leap and created an Argonian thief who is now leader of the Thieves' Guild, Dark Brotherhood, and the Companions and has stolen the most playtime from my Dunmer Warrior.

Actualy that's not totaly untrue! Argonian parents lick their children as a form of punishment for wrong doings. I don't know why they do it, it's just humiliating I geuss.

You'll also be swimming where your homeland used to be.






BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNN.

Just like the erupted volcano.


DAAAAAAYUUUUUUUMMM.

Been to the docks in Riften?
There is quite a large number of them wallowing down there

Oh that sounds....

Wait....what?!

...and people say we elves are strange...

Wait... didn't the Argonians revolt against the Dunmer and almost wipe them out? From what I've read the Argonians also had a few battles and wars with the Dwemer which ultimatly resulted in the Argonians becoming a very strong people, this is most likely why they where able to bear the weight of slavery for so long as well as drive the dunmer to their knees.


(Just a bit of history for all you Dunmer fanatics out their who still think the Dunmer could win in a flat out war against the Argonians)

And yet we still exist....We'll get back on our feet, and perhaps 'borrow' a few Nords.

Also you folks might not be singing the same tune when the Aldmeri Dominion comes knocking at your door...again.

Yeah, they drove the Dunmer to their knees.

After having Redoran basicly destroyed, hit by a moon, and had Vvardenfel be destroyed by Red Mountain.

We're totally in fighting condition right now.

so hard to win a war against an already destroyed country

I don't know for sure, but it seems like the Argonians had it worse than the Dunmer. Think about it, their home land is riddled with sickness and poverty as well as all the natural dangers, they were not in a fighting condition either.

Their homeland is riddled with sickness..

..Aren't they, you know, highly resistant to disease?

100% resist disease, they have always been poor N'wah scalebacks, their bodies were morphed by the hist for the oblivion crisis to fight back DAEDRA FROM HELL!...... a country of weakened elves isn't that challenging.

we drove out dagon, those elves will all be slaughtered if they set foot in argonia

..What?

you had to get beefed up from a [censored] tree first scaleback

i can understand you are jealous of our ability to become stronger as a race whenever the hist desires, now just think of your chances when the hist helps us again when your kind believe they can invade us (and all our werecrocodiles, flesh eating paraistes, poisonous things ranging from plants to creatues, and deadly diseases)

See? The Argonians only seem strong when they hide in their terrain. On an even playing field they'd get crushed.

the solution is simple..... BURN THE HIST!!

And yeah. It wouldn't be that hard to take out the hist. It's just a bunch of trees.