I have REALLY got to increase a damage skill. This is insane. She can't kill time. I love it! Running as a S4V throws the simplest petty little encounter into a chain reaction of utter chaos, mayhem and death. The most interesting gameplay of any character by far. This is my second as such and first from the very get go.
After spending the next 24 hrs at the Keep, ( she needed her powers to reset ) we set out for Whiterun. This was more like just a mad dash as we needed to get there by3 Am at the latest. A couple of wolf encounters were no big deal, but the approach to town was carefully executed. Two hits from any guard and it's over. We sneak around the SW edge and make our way towards the stables. Crossing a gated farm, we encountered the
ME : We don't have time for this.
HANDS-ON-briast : Time for what?
It was 3:30 and the clock was ticking. We eased around the small rock wall just across from the carriage. We start to make our move when I spot some movement off to our left. It's a damn pack of cats. The traders, not the sabers. We wait for then to get out of range. It's now a little after 4. This has to happen now.
We approached the carriage as the driver jumps down and starts screaming. HOB flashes some skin and strokes his chin. The driver stutters and asks, if we need a ride. I'm not sure if she was named Hands-On-briast because that's what she does or that's what you want to do. Anyway I'm not mad. We dropped some coin and away we went. I exhaled and got ready for what was to come.
We spawned in Winterhold around 3PM, right in the pants of a Guard. I wouldn't have minded it so much, but he was pissed. HOB makes a run for it and escapes to the snow driven cliffs and hid behind a rock. The Guard gave up and we were able to make it around to the bridge. She needed that power to recharge and we had about 12 hrs to go. It would be better to wait for night anyway.
We make inside and picked up a couple of spells. Hands-On-briast was excited about the living quarters.
HANDS-ON-briast : Now we have a place to stash some stuff.
ME : No we don't. The game will reset and we will loose everything.
HANDS-ON-briast : WTF are you talking about?
ME : Oh...um...th...there's a...it wi... *sigh* The Khajiit staying next door gets hopped up on Moon Sugar and steals stuff!
HANDS-ON-briast : I see. Well we should find somewhere else then. That Bastard!
ME : I know, huh? Geez...some folks...
Now we need more coin. The Inviso spell is a must, if we plan to get into Markarth. That place has my favorite place to start out for a stashing joint. Before we leave, she needs to dump the loot we brought with us at the trader in town. HOB practiced her illusion skill, while we waited for the trader to open. Around 8 AM, we eased back into town. Fara was at the entrance still. We were in sneak mode and approached the edge of the bridge and scouted for Guards.
Bam! We go into dialog with a courier. He has a damn letter to deliver. I start spamming through the dialog. It's like a freaking cut scene and we wait it out. Exiting out of dialog, he is hostile and runs into town. The Guards are still out of range.
Bam! We go into dialog again! This time It's some nut job wanting to challenge HOB to an Arcane duel. What the hell is going on? HOB accepts. Well, that was stupid. So we start running back up to the College. He hits her with a Lightning Bolt and it wasn't pretty. She was left with about 25% HP left. We just ran. I have no idea what happened to the Courier and don't care.
I can hear Fara jabbering something. He gave up the chase and started swinging a dagger at her. Her AI was screwed up, so she just stands there. By now the guards are back and the compass is lit up with so many red dots, it looks like a health bar. There were a couple of mages from the College on their way back from the tavern, I guess. And it was madness.
Hands-On-briasts summoned a FA to help out and it drew the attention of a Guard. He made short work of that headed after us. Downing the only two Hpots we had, we run back to the dorm room. The Guard made chase and entered right behind us. Wrong move on his part. He was met with a face full of kiss my ass, from the other mages and it was over.
We looted his body and let her Hp and Mag regain. now we should be able to trade. Slowly moving back into town, we met the mage coming form the previous encounter. I guess things have calmed down from before. Boy did they ever...The bridge entrance was littered with bodies. Five bodies, as a matter of fact. The Guard, the Courier, the Challanger, the Merchant and her brother.
HANDS-ON-briast : Damn, girlfriend! Did you have to kill the whole town?
FARALDA : The College will not be overthrown.
HANDS-ON-briast : I guess not. Now what?
ME : I think we need to teleport back to the Keep and regroup. Try a little trading where there are no Guards.
HANDS-ON-briast : Calgon! Take me away!
ME : What? How do y...oh nevermind...




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